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I think ed's New Year's resolution is to blow up the TG with infomercial stuff.


No kidding.  



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Guess who is leaving work an hour early?

(Sorry, Trudy!)

flan


 You lucky duck, flannie.

I have less than one hour to go.


 It was actually a stressful morning (personal issues, some mine, some not).

BUT

Guess who saw Itty bitty AND got invited to watch her pee in the toilet!!!!

She was SO proud.

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flan327 wrote:
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Guess who is leaving work an hour early?

(Sorry, Trudy!)

flan


 You lucky duck, flannie.

I have less than one hour to go.


 It was actually a stressful morning (personal issues, some mine, some not).

BUT

Guess who saw Itty bitty AND got invited to watch her pee in the toilet!!!!

She was SO proud.

flan


LOL! 

Next is pooing in the toilet. wink



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Glad you got to see itty bitty, flan. :)

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GUESS WHO JUST FOUND A CLICK BEETLE CRAWLING IN HER HAIR???????????????????????????????????????????

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just Czech wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Blankie wrote:
flan327 wrote:

Guess who is leaving work an hour early?

(Sorry, Trudy!)

flan


 You lucky duck, flannie.

I have less than one hour to go.


 It was actually a stressful morning (personal issues, some mine, some not).

BUT

Guess who saw Itty bitty AND got invited to watch her pee in the toilet!!!!

She was SO proud.

flan


LOL! 

Next is pooing in the toilet. wink


 Oh, I have a poop story too! LOL

flan



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flan327 wrote:
just Czech wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Blankie wrote:
flan327 wrote:

Guess who is leaving work an hour early?

(Sorry, Trudy!)

flan


 You lucky duck, flannie.

I have less than one hour to go.


 It was actually a stressful morning (personal issues, some mine, some not).

BUT

Guess who saw Itty bitty AND got invited to watch her pee in the toilet!!!!

She was SO proud.

flan


LOL! 

Next is pooing in the toilet. wink


 Oh, I have a poop story too! LOL

flan


Well, then your just an old hat at this stage of the game. wink

On to the next milestone! 



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GUESS WHO JUST FOUND A CLICK BEETLE CRAWLING IN HER HAIR???????????????????????????????????????????

flan


 I had a box elder in my hair this morning, does that make you feel better? biggrin



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just Czech wrote:
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GUESS WHO JUST FOUND A CLICK BEETLE CRAWLING IN HER HAIR???????????????????????????????????????????

flan


 I had a box elder in my hair this morning, does that make you feel better? biggrin


 No. No. Just NO.

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It was 29 when DH headed off to work this morning. The windshield was iced over. I disapprove.

C'mon Summer! I don't do cold!

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GUESS WHO JUST FOUND A CLICK BEETLE CRAWLING IN HER HAIR???????????????????????????????????????????

flan


EEEWWWW. Freak out! 



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Gross to bugs in hair!!
Yay to peepee in the potty!
I just applied for a job at a hospital about 40 minutes away. It's a slight step up. I know I could do this job with minimal training. It is a smaller hospital but it is part of a bigger organization. I need to make a resume pronto.

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It was 29 when DH headed off to work this morning. The windshield was iced over. I disapprove.

C'mon Summer! I don't do cold!


 Yep, I talked to dad this morning and we are only 20 degrees warmer than Northern Minnesota.  That is ridiculous.



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voiceofreason wrote:
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It was 29 when DH headed off to work this morning. The windshield was iced over. I disapprove.

C'mon Summer! I don't do cold!


 Yep, I talked to dad this morning and we are only 20 degrees warmer than Northern Minnesota.  That is ridiculous.


 Looks like it's going to get even colder for you two Arizonians next week. Brace yourselves..

We will have a brisk -12 Sunday morning. biggrin



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Gross to bugs in hair!!
Yay to peepee in the potty!
I just applied for a job at a hospital about 40 minutes away. It's a slight step up. I know I could do this job with minimal training. It is a smaller hospital but it is part of a bigger organization. I need to make a resume pronto.


Good luck, SB. I think you need the change. No more nasty co-worker and I hope you don't get one that's worse. 



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Tuesday and Wednesday the low here will be -15.

If I hear one person complain about how cold their 40 degree day is I might hurl. Lol

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Tuesday and Wednesday the low here will be -15.

If I hear one person complain about how cold their 40 degree day is I might hurl. Lol


LOL. You and I would break out in a full sweat if it was 40!!! Flip flop weather!! 



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just Czech wrote:
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Tuesday and Wednesday the low here will be -15.

If I hear one person complain about how cold their 40 degree day is I might hurl. Lol


LOL. You and I would break out in a full sweat if it was 40!!! Flip flop weather!! 


 Right?! I might wear shorts if it were that warm. 

 

We we have a ledge next to the window in our kitchen. It's a pretty deep ledge, and the curtains cover it. We store water bottles and Gatorade bottles on it. It keeps them nice and cold and doesnt take room out of the fridge! They are colder than the fridge sometimes!  When it warms up, we have to move them.



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Hey, I paid my dues by being a victim of circumstance thru 21 Minnesota winters. One of those being the blizard of 76. Laura Ingalls Wilder schit right there. I live in Arizona for a reason and I think 29 degrees is NOT one of them.  biggrin



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Hey, I paid my dues by being a victim of circumstance thru 21 Minnesota winters. One of those being the blizard of 76. Laura Ingalls Wilder schit right there. I live in Arizona for a reason and I think 29 degrees is NOT one of them.  biggrin


 So, you are saying you have lost your thick skin, right? biggrin

Ya big baby. wink



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Mellow Momma wrote:
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Tuesday and Wednesday the low here will be -15.

If I hear one person complain about how cold their 40 degree day is I might hurl. Lol


LOL. You and I would break out in a full sweat if it was 40!!! Flip flop weather!! 


 Right?! I might wear shorts if it were that warm. 

 

We we have a ledge next to the window in our kitchen. It's a pretty deep ledge, and the curtains cover it. We store water bottles and Gatorade bottles on it. It keeps them nice and cold and doesnt take room out of the fridge! They are colder than the fridge sometimes!  When it warms up, we have to move them.


We don't heat either the front or back porch. Lots of cooler space for extra food. biggrin

DD puts her water bottle between the inside and outside windows in her room. She loves her cold fresh water. LOL 



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just Czech wrote:
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Hey, I paid my dues by being a victim of circumstance thru 21 Minnesota winters. One of those being the blizard of 76. Laura Ingalls Wilder schit right there. I live in Arizona for a reason and I think 29 degrees is NOT one of them.  biggrin


 So, you are saying you have lost your thick skin, right? biggrin

Ya big baby. wink


 You're my facebook friend, you know I'm guilty of sitting in front of an open oven with gloves and a scarf crying to my dad about the misery of cold!  Yes.  Yes I'm a big freakin baby. biggrin



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Hey, I paid my dues by being a victim of circumstance thru 21 Minnesota winters. One of those being the blizard of 76. Laura Ingalls Wilder schit right there. I live in Arizona for a reason and I think 29 degrees is NOT one of them.  biggrin


 So, you are saying you have lost your thick skin, right? biggrin

Ya big baby. wink


 You're my facebook friend, you know I'm guilty of sitting in front of an open oven with gloves and a scarf crying to my dad about the misery of cold!  Yes.  Yes I'm a big freakin baby. biggrin


Yeah, I know. biggrin

Shhh, I use a heating pad on my butt and I soak my feet in hot water because it is actually, you know, cold here. wink

(I love picking on you, muah) 



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Ohhhhhhhhhh we have butt warmers in our car. I love them.

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When my feet are cold, I wash a few dishes!

Am I nuts?

Or, do you notice how, warming up your hands by washing a few dishes, will make your feet warmer, too.

Just wondering. It works, for me.smile



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We went to the store tonight to see if they had any turkey's on clearance. What we found was a bin of gluten free products on clearance for fifty cents a piece. Cookies, noodles, cake mixes, and on and on. We bought up everything we could!

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I will complain about being cold at 40. Because here, it is cold.

I got a nice stock pile of Christmas cards tonight. They were 75% off and I bought 5 packs.

Also got some gift bag packs with no specific occasion on them for 75% off. I can use them all year for different things.

I know I shouldn't be, but I am a bit on the hungry side.



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Pre-Birthday Birthday Dinner tonight with my dad. Prime Rib and Yorkshire pudding at a cute little lounge. Tomorrow night is the formal dinner.

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Congrats Tig. Sounds like you had fun!

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I got my furry son a $10 chew toy for $2.50 since it was a Christmas toy and marked down....score!

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Ohhhhhhhhhh we have butt warmers in our car. I love them.


 When we got our new car, I told DH I wouldn't leave the dealership until the car had seat warmers. We had to take it home and return it a week later to get them installed. Totally worth it. I won't go back to a cold azz!



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Ohhhhhhhhhh we have butt warmers in our car. I love them.


 When we got our new car, I told DH I wouldn't leave the dealership until the car had seat warmers. We had to take it home and return it a week later to get them installed. Totally worth it. I won't go back to a cold azz!


 Aren't they the best!  I love my butt warmers!



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I love them too! My behind is toasty. I forgot it was on the other day and couldn't figure out why my behind was so darn hot! Lol

Ours go up the back and that is nice too, but nothing like a warm booty.

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And the kids get so mad because they're only in the front seat! I'm all like, "My butt is warm, is yours?"

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I want them so bad! Next car hopefully! And the heated steering wheel sounds nice too.

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I want them so bad! Next car hopefully! And the heated steering wheel sounds nice too.


 We don't have that, and we don't have remote start either. I want remote start so the car is nice and toasty when I get in. like you said, next time. 



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We have remote start!  biggrin  It's heaven in the summertime when it's 110. 



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I don't have remote start either. I have a garage so I guess remote start is not completely necessary but it would still be nice.

Dh bought my Grandma's 15 year old Honda.. and it has a remote start. So Yay! for him.

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Catching up on yesterday. Glad it's over, but I did talk to DH THREE times.

SB, is your resume done yet?

Butt warmers? Well, I never...LOL

Yeah, even at 30 degrees, I wear shorts & a sweatshirt.

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