TOTALLY GEEKED!

Blankie wrote:

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To me, whoever has the greatest need is the one I'll let jump in line in front of me.

If there's a 4 year old who is going to poop his pants, but the lady in the wheelchair behind him says she's fine and can wait, it only makes sense to let the kid go.

Also, I think pooping need trumps peeing need.

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 I agree!

Maybe we should have separate stalls for each function?

flan

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

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What if you are partially disabled. Like not "officially" disabled but still have a valid reason to use the bathroom. Like a broken leg. Can you get HALF a swipe card and see if you're lucky enough to squeeze between the half open door?

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 No. you must suffer. You aren't special enough. Pee your pants.

DD rode the ridey cart once when she had a sprained ankle and had to go to the store for supplies for a project. She wasn't allowed to walk on it, and crutches make her clumsy. So she rode the ridey cart at 8pm at night. Please pray for her soul.

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

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Mellow Momma wrote:

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

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What if you are partially disabled. Like not "officially" disabled but still have a valid reason to use the bathroom. Like a broken leg. Can you get HALF a swipe card and see if you're lucky enough to squeeze between the half open door?

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 It depends on where you parked your car. Lol

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 I've already admitted my horrible misdeed that I shall burn in hell for eternity for.  I have said repeatedly, I parked illegally in the handicapped spot when I had knee surgery and was in a full leg cast.  I am doomed!  I also rode the ridey cart.  I'm double burning.

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NJN, If you put this post on the confessions thread, no one can burn you because it's flame-free! 

Mellow Momma wrote:

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DD rode the ridey cart once when she had a sprained ankle and had to go to the store for supplies for a project. She wasn't allowed to walk on it, and crutches make her clumsy. So she rode the ridey cart at 8pm at night. Please pray for her soul.

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 I will pray for her.  Not sure how much good MY praying will do though.  I'm already doomed.

I remember going to the store in the rain on crutches once.  Oh my living hell.  Crutches and rain do NOT mix.

Blankie wrote:

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

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Mellow Momma wrote:

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

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What if you are partially disabled. Like not "officially" disabled but still have a valid reason to use the bathroom. Like a broken leg. Can you get HALF a swipe card and see if you're lucky enough to squeeze between the half open door?

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 It depends on where you parked your car. Lol

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 I've already admitted my horrible misdeed that I shall burn in hell for eternity for.  I have said repeatedly, I parked illegally in the handicapped spot when I had knee surgery and was in a full leg cast.  I am doomed!  I also rode the ridey cart.  I'm double burning.

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NJN, If you put this post on the confessions thread, no one can burn you because it's flame-free! 

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 I might do that!

I think I will go to Walmart and use the potty.....

I think they should put a little computer on the handicapped stall. It can ask you a series of questions to determine your worthiness of using it.

Are you handicapped?
Where?
How?
Describe your handicap in a hundred words or less.
Do you have a placard?
Do you need to pee or poop or both?
How many people are currently in the bathroom?
How many have obvious disabilities?
How many don't have obvious disabilities?
Is there a changing table in this stall?
Is there a mother waiting to change her baby?

We will evaluate your answers and get back to you in 15 minutes to let you know if you qualify for stall usage.

Mellow Momma wrote:

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I broke my foot once and they gave me crutches. I was utterly useless with them. I rode the ridey cart then. When there wasn't one available, I used the complimentary wheelchair and DD pushed. I am probably also going to hell.

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 Without a doubt you are.

Southern_Belle wrote:

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I think I will go to Walmart and use the potty.....

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 After having worked at Target for 5 years...all I can say is...please use a toilet. 

 

I cleaned up poop from the fitting room (also a LOT of pee). People took a crap in there all the time. And little kids mistake the fitting room for potties all the time. It's a stall thing. 

we had a serial pooper for awhile. Pooped in front of the yoga pant wall once a week for about 2 months. Security could never find the culprit on the video - I even went in to watch it! 

lots of poop near the video games. Kids would sit back there and play them while their parents shopped. They would play and not notice they had to poop until they were pooping. Lots of poop back there. 

 

Mellow Momma wrote:

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Southern_Belle wrote:

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I think I will go to Walmart and use the potty.....

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 After having worked at Target for 5 years...all I can say is...please use a toilet. 

 

I cleaned up poop from the fitting room (also a LOT of pee). People took a crap in there all the time. And little kids mistake the fitting room for potties all the time. It's a stall thing. 

we had a serial pooper for awhile. Pooped in front of the yoga pant wall once a week for about 2 months. Security could never find the culprit on the video - I even went in to watch it! 

lots of poop near the video games. Kids would sit back there and play them while their parents shopped. They would play and not notice they had to poop until they were pooping. Lots of poop back there. 

 

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 So you are saying people poop?

Southern_Belle wrote:

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Mellow Momma wrote:

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Southern_Belle wrote:

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I think I will go to Walmart and use the potty.....

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 After having worked at Target for 5 years...all I can say is...please use a toilet. 

 

I cleaned up poop from the fitting room (also a LOT of pee). People took a crap in there all the time. And little kids mistake the fitting room for potties all the time. It's a stall thing. 

we had a serial pooper for awhile. Pooped in front of the yoga pant wall once a week for about 2 months. Security could never find the culprit on the video - I even went in to watch it! 

lots of poop near the video games. Kids would sit back there and play them while their parents shopped. They would play and not notice they had to poop until they were pooping. Lots of poop back there. 

 

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 So you are saying people poop?

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 They poop  all over the store. Not just in the bathrooms...and a lot of the time...they poop in the bathroom, but not in the toilet. 

flan327 wrote:

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I could add my library poop stories...

flan

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You better check your confessions thread, flan. It's getting crapped all over. 

flan327 wrote:

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Blankie wrote:

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flan327 wrote:

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I could add my library poop stories...

flan

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You better check your confessions thread, flan. It's getting crapped all over. 

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 I don't like any of you...

flan

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I could say "we don't give a crap!" - Ha! But that would be a lie. I still love you flan. 

I hate public restrooms.

huskerbb wrote:

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lilyofcourse wrote:

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Every single one of you are proving your own selfishness.

I hope the day never comes that you find yourself in the opposite situation.

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She says as she accepts our money to live on.   

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 This is  a ****ty comment.  

Southern_Belle wrote:

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I hate public restrooms.

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 We haven't even gone into what people do woth their tampons and pads. And the barfing...there would be barf in the sink, on the floor, on the walls...

Bonny22Pye wrote:

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Why does poop make me laugh so much!

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Because it's funny.   

Southern_Belle wrote:

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Farts are funny too.

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 Burps as well.

I don't see much humor in poop, though.

flan

Divine Geek wrote:

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Southern_Belle wrote:

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Farts are funny too.

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 Corgi was napping earlier. He farted so loud he scared himself awake lol

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I love when a dog farts and runs away from it. 

There have been times he'll fart and look at me. I'm like that was all you little dude

Mellow Momma wrote:

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Divine Geek wrote:

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There have been times he'll fart and look at me. I'm like that was all you little dude

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 Maybe he is trying to apologize. Lol

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 Oh no, it's an accusing look. If he could wave his paw in front of his nose, he would

Southern_Belle wrote:

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Farts are funny too.

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You mean like the rip-sh!t and the tear-a$$ and the one that goes pffffft?

Yeah, you bet they are funny.