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Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

RE: Flame-free confessions

Sin City Girl · Member

I am having beer for dinner.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Sin City Girl wrote:
I am having beer for dinner.

Who would flame you for that?!

evileye

flan

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I didn't love my SS as much as my own kids for the first two years we got married. I felt so bad about that. Now I'd go to the ends of the earth for him. He's grown on me.

DH's daughter & I had a VERY rocky relationship. (She was 20 when he left her mother.)

I worked very hard & finally now, we're able to talk. I suspect she has very few people in her life who are honest with her.

flan

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

flan327 wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
I confess I don't love dad's little Megan the way I love his big dog, Mindy. I don't dislike her and I'm very kind to her, but...
You can't fake affection.
flan

I hate to admit it but I know why I feel that way - she has Coprophagia (eats her own poop). I've tried all kinds of things recommended to help but she keeps doing it. She is the sweetest little dog and I don't dislike her, but the thought (and sight) just gets to me. I'm not usually squeamish.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Honeys_Mom wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
I confess I don't love dad's little Megan the way I love his big dog, Mindy. I don't dislike her and I'm very kind to her, but...
You can't fake affection.
flan
I hate to admit it but I know why I feel that way - she has Coprophagia (eats her own poop). I've tried all kinds of things recommended to help but she keeps doing it. She is the sweetest little dog and I don't dislike her, but the thought (and sight) just gets to me. I'm not usually squeamish.

Have you given her the pills to make the poop bitter and disgusting?

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

Honeys_Mom wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
I confess I don't love dad's little Megan the way I love his big dog, Mindy. I don't dislike her and I'm very kind to her, but...
You can't fake affection.
flan
I hate to admit it but I know why I feel that way - she has Coprophagia (eats her own poop). I've tried all kinds of things recommended to help but she keeps doing it. She is the sweetest little dog and I don't dislike her, but the thought (and sight) just gets to me. I'm not usually squeamish.

I heard that if you feed a dog pineapple they won't eat their poop. I saw it on that bad dog show that had an English lady.

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Our puppy doesn't eat his own poop - he eats deer poop instead. We call them "deer truffles" because of the way he sniffs them out. Lol. I googled it and apparently deer poop is chock full of vitamins because of what the deer eat, and it is normal for dogs to eat it. So we call it truffles and consider him fancy. Lol

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Mellow Momma wrote:
Our puppy doesn't eat his own poop - he eats deer poop instead. We call them "deer truffles" because of the way he sniffs them out. Lol. I googled it and apparently deer poop is chock full of vitamins because of what the deer eat, and it is normal for dogs to eat it. So we call it truffles and consider him fancy. Lol

I didn't know that, MM.

Deer truffles! LOL!

Learn something new everyday! wink

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Because deer eat so much vegetation, their poop is full of nutrients. Dogs love it apparently. For awhile. I thought Aksel had a serious mental problem. He would go absolutely berserk when there was fresh deer poop in the field by our house. I thought he was insane.

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

LOL on truffles! I've tried Pineapple but no pills - I'll look for those!

Carol15 · Newbie

I.........um.......I watch Mob Wives. 🙈

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Carol15 wrote:
I.........um.......I watch Mob Wives. 🙈

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

I was already in my comfy PJ's last night when I realized I needed something at the grocery store. So I went to the store, in my PJ's.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
I was already in my comfy PJ's last night when I realized I needed something at the grocery store. So I went to the store, in my PJ's.

Was it Walmart? If so, don't worry about it - you blended right in, I'm sure.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Lawyerlady wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
I was already in my comfy PJ's last night when I realized I needed something at the grocery store. So I went to the store, in my PJ's.
Was it Walmart? If so, don't worry about it - you blended right in, I'm sure.

It wasn't Walmart.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
I was already in my comfy PJ's last night when I realized I needed something at the grocery store. So I went to the store, in my PJ's.
Was it Walmart? If so, don't worry about it - you blended right in, I'm sure.
It wasn't Walmart.

If you were wearing a long coat, and your PJ's tucked into your boots, I doubt anyone could tell what you were wearing under your coat.

Just a guess! wink

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I want to know what was so important that she had to go to the grocery in her pj's!!!

flan

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

I go to Redbox in the middle of the night all the time in my pajama's. I wear leggings and a long t-shirt for pajama's. I see people RUNNING in what I wear to sleep in. I figure they won't notice at 2 am.

FNW · Guru

What's Redbox?

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

FNW wrote:
What's Redbox?

The red movie rental machine outside of McDonald's or Walgreens or the grocery store.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

It's literally a red box that's at most gas stations and McDonald's and Wal-Mart. You can drive up, pick a movie, rent it for a buck thirty a night. You can keep it as long as you want. They just charge your card when you finally bring it back. All that's needed is a credit/debit card. The trick is, here at least, all the new releases come out at 12 am on Tuesday. So in the middle of the night DH and I have been known to make a trip to Redbox to get a movie.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I've never used Redbox...but I know what it is!

flan

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Best part of redbox - you can return the movie to any other redbox. So when we drive to Ohio, we get DD a redbox movie or two here, then when we stop for gas or food, she returns them and gets another.

We rented a movie in Minnesota, returned it in Cleveland, got another, returned it in Indiana, got another and returned it in North Dakota, got another and returned it in Minnesota ! (during this summer's college road trip extravaganza)

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

My husband calls me the Redbox wh0re. I'm always up there renting movies. However, the gas station by us is always running a deal where if you buy a drink from 1-5 you get a free Redbox code. You have to ask the cashier for a little code thing. Usually the guys slip me an extra 30 or so. biggrin I never use them all!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Mellow Momma wrote:
Best part of redbox - you can return the movie to any other redbox. So when we drive to Ohio, we get DD a redbox movie or two here, then when we stop for gas or food, she returns them and gets another.

We rented a movie in Minnesota, returned it in Cleveland, got another, returned it in Indiana, got another and returned it in North Dakota, got another and returned it in Minnesota ! (during this summer's college road trip extravaganza)

Yes! That is a true plus! We return them where it's convenient for us! There's one across the street from a place where truckers park. They come over all the time and rent them.

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

We really only use it for road trips. We have HBO and Apple TV so we don't use it at home. But on the road, it's a freaking lifesaver.

When DH and the team have a long road trip, they will do it occasionlly. But try getting 42 teenage girls to agree on a movie. Lol. The buses have a DVD player in them, so usually the girls bring a movie from their dorms. But getting them to agree on a new release...impossible. Lol

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I love red box! I don't like one of them because it's right next to where all the employees at the store stand to smoke, gross!

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

flan327 wrote:
I want to know what was so important that she had to go to the grocery in her pj's!!!

flan

Duraflame logs to get the fire going. For the life of me I cannot get a fire going. I dd not have a long coat on, a fleece jacket. My hair looked great though. wink it was obvious I had jams on.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
flan327 wrote:
I want to know what was so important that she had to go to the grocery in her pj's!!!

flan
Duraflame logs to get the fire going. For the life of me I cannot get a fire going. I dd not have a long coat on, a fleece jacket. My hair looked great though. it was obvious I had jams on.

Well, as long as your HAIR looked good...

flan

FNW · Guru

Yes, the hair is most important.

Didn't know about redbox...interesting.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

FNW wrote:
Yes, the hair is most important.

Didn't know about redbox...interesting.

I've heard of Redbox. I've never done it.

Duraflame logs, I've heard of them, too.

I've never had to use them. Our fireplaces are gas.

We have two of them. That we almost never use.

Why, in our Ohio house, when we would have enjoyed a fireplace, we didn't have one?

Now, we live in Texas, and we have two. That lose more heat than they throw. We use them, once a year, if that. furious

Go figure.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I miss Jim SO much.

flan

FNW · Guru

We have a wood burning fireplace we don't use. Eventually we will convert it to gas.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

My dogs ate a whole brand new ball of EOS lip balm this morning...

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
My dogs ate a whole brand new ball of EOS lip balm this morning...

Lip balm now, the runs later. cry

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Honeys_Mom wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
My dogs ate a whole brand new ball of EOS lip balm this morning...
Lip balm now, the runs later.

Maybe they will have berry smelling farts.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I had a dog who ate 3 cayenne pepper plants once. He pooped peppers for days. Learned his lesson.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Southern_Belle wrote:
I had a dog who ate 3 cayenne pepper plants once. He pooped peppers for days. Learned his lesson.

Wow! You're lucky the plants didn't kill him!

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

That dog had a stomach of steel. He ate some other odd things and never got ill.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Note to dog.

Eat the lip balm first.

Grease the skids, if you know what I mean. wink

Then, eat the hot peppers.

Then, beg for some vanilla ice cream, to put out the fire! biggrin

Just kidding.

But, I think it would work. smile

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

Those plants were full of ready to pick peppers. I was pissed.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Southern_Belle wrote:
Those plants were full of ready to pick peppers. I was pissed.

We have tried to grow tomatoes in Texas, so many times.

We failed, every time. cry After 10 years of trying, you just throw in the towel.

At least you dog ate your peppers. It was all in the family. wink

Darn birds, ate our tomatoes. Or, it was so hot, they refused to grow.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I never have luck with tomatoes. Peppers I can grow.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I went to Wal-Mart...

in my pajamas...

my hair did not look good...

I felt over dressed.

Hold me!

flan

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I always feel like I need a shower when I leave Walmart.

FNW · Guru

I like Wal-Mart.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

Ours is gross. I like other Walmart stores.

ed11563 · Guru

flan327 wrote:
I went to Wal-Mart...

in my pajamas...

my hair did not look good...

I felt over dressed.

Hold me!

flan

I was right behind you in the check-out line. You looked just fine! smile

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Southern_Belle wrote:
I always feel like I need a shower when I leave Walmart.

Meijer is a few minutes farther away. I tried to tell myself, "It's NOT that bad."

I lied.

I was in line behind a chick with eyelashes that would have made Tammy Fay jealous. I wanted to ask her how she could even keep her eyes open.

And apparently she was unfamiliar with the concept of moving your cart OUT OF THE LANE so the poor person behind you could actually put her items on the belt.

flan