You know you're a Geek when you're walking through Wal-Mart's home decor section and start picking things out for other geeks . . . (Ooooh! Stiletto shoes on a shower curtain! Vette would love that! Ooooh! Mooses on towels - I should tell NJN!)
I can't tell you how many times I've seen something Hello Kitty & thought, "I wonder if LL has that!"
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So I'm NOT the only one!!
Nope, I do that too
MOOSE TOWELS!! I do this all the time. The other day when DH and I went to counseling DH went to pay the bill and the therapist came and told me just to go on back to his office. I was like Okay. So DH comes in and the therapist isn't there. DH says, "Did you kick him out?" I said, "No, he had to leave because he couldn't trust himself being in the same room with me alone. He's just a man after all!" We're cracking up when the therapist walks in and then we had to fess up.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
When your husband gets a job offer and you immediately PM a geek to see if they live close by. 😃
Yeah, that pretty much means the geeks are defining your life!
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
You know you are a geek when it is after 2am and you know that some body will be here to keep you company.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
I stopped by Sunday after Meeting to order a couple books. On another side of the desk, a woman was asking for books by Patrick McManus. I eventually realized that the sales clerk did not know how to spell his last name. I hear the woman say, "I think it's McMannis."
Without thinking, I say, "It's McManus."
I then explain that I'm a librarian...
I don't know if the clerk would ever have figured it out.
When you're at Michael's buying yarn and the cashier (who may or may not have had a tongue ring) has a nametag reading "Tuezdae" and you can't decide whether or not this deserves a thread of its own . . .
When you're at Michael's buying yarn and the cashier (who may or may not have had a tongue ring) has a nametag reading "Tuezdae" and you can't decide whether or not this deserves a thread of its own . . .
When you're at Michael's buying yarn and the cashier (who may or may not have had a tongue ring) has a nametag reading "Tuezdae" and you can't decide whether or not this deserves a thread of its own . . .
When you're at Michael's buying yarn and the cashier (who may or may not have had a tongue ring) has a nametag reading "Tuezdae" and you can't decide whether or not this deserves a thread of its own . . .
Tuezdae... omg.
We used to make up names to put on name tags just to freak people out. Her name might be Sarah. Lol
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Out of all the lies I have told, "just kidding" is my favorite !
"I wish I could tape this conversation and then poll the geeks about who's wrong right now!!!" and I always feel better knowing he'd be so screwed if that were to happen. hahah!
Maybe I'm confusing geek for dork. ;) Or just straight up mental illness. Either way, thanks for always having my back guys! haha
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Turn your face to the sun and the shadows will fall behind you.
when you go to Lowes to buy wood and browse the rope aisle to make a run for the dog to run in the snow, one I can hook up to the dog without going outside! and then want to come here and post about my success! Sonny loves this run.
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Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
You know you're a geek when you're driving through a bad part of town and see a sign saying, "We serve wings, fish, and Kool-aide." and all you can think of is getting home to post it.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou