TOTALLY GEEKED!

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

RE: You know you're a Geek when...

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Mellow Momma wrote:
You know you are a Geek when you order dessert and then look to see if your waiter is skinny or fat...he was skinny. 😉

LOL!

FNW · Guru

You question your decision to let the cable guy in when your husband is not home.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

FNW wrote:
You question your decision to let the cable guy in when your husband is not home.

Or you laugh when your DH makes sure he'll be home when the alarm company guy comes.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Mellow Momma wrote:
You know you are a Geek when you order dessert and then look to see if your waiter is skinny or fat...he was skinny. 😉

Bwaaahhhh!!!

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

You know you are Geek when you make homemade lasagna and you measure and cut each noodle to exactly 3"x 13" using a ruler.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

..when you refresh the Geek Tab and it comes up that you timed out and can't connect and you panic...

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
You know you are Geek when you make homemade lasagna and you measure and cut each noodle to exactly 3"x 13" using a ruler.

Well now that is just ridiculous!

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
You know you are Geek when you make homemade lasagna and you measure and cut each noodle to exactly 3"x 13" using a ruler.
Well now that is just ridiculous!

LGS wins the overboard award.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

just Czech wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
You know you are Geek when you make homemade lasagna and you measure and cut each noodle to exactly 3"x 13" using a ruler.
Well now that is just ridiculous!
LGS wins the overboard award.

LGS is my new girl crush!

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

...when you self medicate with alcohol.

Yup, I'm there.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

...when you get excited about new glasses!

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

just Czech wrote:
...when you self medicate with alcohol.

Yup, I'm there.

What about chocolate?

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Mellow Momma wrote:
just Czech wrote:
...when you self medicate with alcohol.

Yup, I'm there.
What about chocolate?

Chocolate is soothing, but lacks that...kick. wink

Tangerine · Guru

Tonight I laughed so hard at a joke about Latin conjugation that Husband looked at me like like I was crazy.
Does that count?

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Tangerine wrote:
Tonight I laughed so hard at a joke about Latin conjugation that Husband looked at me like like I was crazy.
Does that count?

Sure! Anyone who knows enough Latin, to laugh about a Latin conjugation joke....is a total Geek! biggrin

JMHO! wink

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

....when you argue lineage.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I registered for a library conference today. I've gone to several over the years and they always have a vegetarian option for lunch. They now have a gluten free option!

flan

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

flan327 wrote:
I registered for a library conference today. I've gone to several over the years and they always have a vegetarian option for lunch. They now have a gluten free option!

flan

But did they have a Non GMO option?

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

You know you are a Geek when....

you are looking for a specific kind of puppy. And, have to go understand and know the terms F1, F1B and F2 in dog breeding before you choose.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
flan327 wrote:
I registered for a library conference today. I've gone to several over the years and they always have a vegetarian option for lunch. They now have a gluten free option!

flan
But did they have a Non GMO option?

I'll let them know they need to add that ASAP.

flan

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

flan327 wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
flan327 wrote:
I registered for a library conference today. I've gone to several over the years and they always have a vegetarian option for lunch. They now have a gluten free option!

flan
But did they have a Non GMO option?
I'll let them know they need to add that ASAP.
flan

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Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

That is an important consideration.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Lawyerlady wrote:
That is an important consideration.

I just need the LEU's...

flan

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

You go out to dinner and completely rearrange the stuff on the table before your waitress takes your drink order.
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Maybe that belongs on an ocd thread..

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

You know you are a geek when you update the "You know you are a geek when.." just for fun.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

You know you are a Geek when you make clarified butter.

WYSIWYG · Guru

You know you are a Geek when you cut your pancakes or waffles into pieces of exactly the same volume.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

WYSIWYG wrote:
You know you are a Geek when you cut your pancakes or waffles into pieces of exactly the same volume.

OMG! You have issues! lol biggrin

WYSIWYG · Guru

Not issues. Just a small amount of OCD. ;)

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Kohls has flamingo sheets!

Who knew?

flan

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
You know you are a Geek when you make clarified butter.

I'm a geek then!

WYSIWYG · Guru

Kohls has flamingo sheets!

Who knew?
- flan327

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How do you make sheets out of flamingos, and wouldn't they be uncomfortable?

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

When you laugh WAYYYY too hard at this.....

Especially the French part!

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Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

You know you're a Geek when...you scoop the backyard and realize a neighborhood cat has left a dump for you to clean up.

I have six cats, and I know a strange poop when I see one!

LOL! Hmmmm, is that Geeky? Or Goofy? wink

Lexxy · My dog name is Sasha, too!

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
You know you're a Geek when...you scoop the backyard and realize a neighborhood cat has left a dump for you to clean up.
I have six cats, and I know a strange poop when I see one!
LOL! Hmmmm, is that Geeky? Or Goofy?

LMAO! I don't think I'd recognize a strange poop. In fact I have no idea if Maggie poops in the woods or my neighbors flower beds or now Bitey for that matter.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Lexxy wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
You know you're a Geek when...you scoop the backyard and realize a neighborhood cat has left a dump for you to clean up.
I have six cats, and I know a strange poop when I see one!
LOL! Hmmmm, is that Geeky? Or Goofy?
LMAO! I don't think I'd recognize a strange poop. In fact I have no idea if Maggie poops in the woods or my neighbors flower beds or now Bitey for that matter.

ROTF!

I would know in an instant! LOL

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Oh I know poop, which dog in the 'hood did it and if it's a wild animal. Not a talent I tell people about, well, except you geeks.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Oh I know poop, which dog in the 'hood did it and if it's a wild animal. Not a talent I tell people about, well, except you geeks.

Isn't it so funny?

I feel like a freak...because I know what the poop should look like.

Now, is that Geeky?

Or Goofy?

I'm still not sure. confuse

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

We're a real poop patrol, aren't we?

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Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

Speaking of poop. Old kitty keeps missing the litter box. I'm not mad at him, he can't help it. But I need to figure a way to fix this.

Lexxy · My dog name is Sasha, too!

Southern_Belle wrote:
Speaking of poop. Old kitty keeps missing the litter box. I'm not mad at him, he can't help it. But I need to figure a way to fix this.

My mom puts a giant garbage bag Like Lawn & Leaf size under the box & then cloth baby diapers over the bag - around or under (not sure) the box on top of the bag. She has 2 older cats that sometimes - more often now - miss or can't climb over the ledge.

ETA: There are also puppy piddle pads but they can get expensive.

-- Edited by Lexxy on Friday 3rd of June 2016 07:34:49 PM

WYSIWYG · Guru

Speaking of poop. Old kitty keeps missing the litter box. I'm not mad at him, he can't help it. But I need to figure a way to fix this.
- Southern_Belle

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Missing by inches or not even making it anywhere near the litter box?

If he's in the box when he "goes", and is just doing his business over the side, I have a couple of suggestions:
1: replace the existing litter box with one with some sort of cover. making it impossible for him to go outside of the box
2: get or make some sort of washable tray that extends further than his deposits do. Set the litter box on the tray. You could make something to size out of a sheet of aluminum, that you should be able to get at a Lowe's or Home Depot. They may even carry something pre-made that could be used like a water catchment that goes under hot water heaters.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Southern_Belle wrote:
Speaking of poop. Old kitty keeps missing the litter box. I'm not mad at him, he can't help it. But I need to figure a way to fix this.

Perhaps a more shallow box?

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

When the board is down and you think the internet is under attack.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

...when you take the test to discover if you're OCD and you fail.

I was crushed. :(

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I got 100%.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Southern_Belle wrote:
I got 100%.

Yay? hmm

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I'm proud of my ocd!

Cheerios4606 · Guru

Southern_Belle wrote:
You go out to dinner and completely rearrange the stuff on the table before your waitress takes your drink order.
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Maybe that belongs on an ocd thread..

omg this is me! hahahaha! AND depending on how many plates and dishes are on the table at the end of the meal, I will also stack them and put them at the end of the table so they can easily be picked up.