TOTALLY GEEKED!

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Penis Cloaks. New Fashion Trend? (NSFW)

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I clicked!!!!!

I thought it was going to show little tiny coats that you put around the penis...

flan

TrudyML · Guru

Best title of a thread. Ever!!!!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

And WHY were the models so UGLY?

flan

FNW · Guru

flan327 wrote:
I clicked!!!!!

I thought it was going to show little tiny coats that you put around the penis...

flan

I did, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lexxy · My dog name is Sasha, too!

I admit I clicked too.

TrudyML · Guru

Are they choking the peen?

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

TrudyML wrote:
Are they choking the peen?

Oh, click the link, Woman!!!

flan

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Lol!

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

I thought it would be tiny hats!!!!

ed11563 · Guru

Wouldn't they look better on Women?

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

Ugly!

Momala · Great cook-happy wife-superb fisherman

Yuck!
And the models look so angry!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Momala wrote:
Yuck!
And the models look so angry!

Probably because they realize everyone is going to be laughing at them!

flan

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I wouldn't put "penis cloak model" on my resume.

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

I dont even want to know.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Southern_Belle wrote:
I wouldn't put "penis cloak model" on my resume.

Well, you couldn't, even if you wanted to!

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flan

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Momala wrote:
Yuck!
And the models look so angry!

Well, of course they looked angry. It was all shriveled up!!! ROTF

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

just Czech wrote:
Momala wrote:
Yuck!
And the models look so angry!
Well, of course they looked angry. It was all shriveled up!!! ROTF

That's what I thought too!

flan

huskerbb · Guru

The difference between men and women:

Women don't even want to see a model's junk.

If this were a pussy cloak--men would want to see it.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

huskerbb wrote:
The difference between men and women:

Women don't even want to see a model's junk.

If this were a pussy cloak--men would want to see it.

I've looked at Playgirl before. I watch porn...so yeah, I like looking.

flan

huskerbb · Guru

flan327 wrote:
huskerbb wrote:
The difference between men and women:

Women don't even want to see a model's junk.

If this were a pussy cloak--men would want to see it.
I've looked at Playgirl before. I watch porn...so yeah, I like looking.
flan

Oh. So those pics turned you on. I see.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

You missed the point, husker. IF the model had a hard on, it wouldn't have been so bad. As it was, neht.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

just Czech wrote:
You missed the point, husker. IF the model had a hard on, it wouldn't have been so bad. As it was, neht.

This..

WYSIWYG · Guru

"You missed the point, husker. IF the model had a hard on, it wouldn't have been so bad. As it was, neht." - just Czech

I agree that it (the "cloak") would have been better presented on a model with wood, however, I still agree that that type of garment would be better suited for female wear. I've heard, and read on various forums, that the penis, by itself, is just not that amazing for most women to look at, whereas, the mons pubis and outer and inner labia of women is something that men, straight ones anyway, do like to look at, and are amazed and mesmerized by.

ed11563 · Guru

WYSIWYG wrote:
"You missed the point, husker. IF the model had a hard on, it wouldn't have been so bad. As it was, neht." - just Czech

I agree that it (the "cloak") would have been better presented on a model with wood, however, I still agree that that type of garment would be better suited for female wear. I've heard, and read on various forums, that the penis, by itself, is just not that amazing for most women to look at, whereas, the mons pubis and outer and inner labia of women is something that men, straight ones anyway, do like to look at, and are amazed and mesmerized by.

YES

definitely.

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Yeah...I have never heard a woman wish she could get a look at a man's penis. It's more controlled revulsion if anything. Lol

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Mellow Momma wrote:
Yeah...I have never heard a woman wish she could get a look at a man's penis. It's more controlled revulsion if anything. Lol

Well, you've heard of one now. Yeah, I'm not afraid to cast my gaze upon a loaded front "pocket" and imagine.. biggrin

And then wonder how well he swings it. wink

I may be old, but I'm not dead yet either. smile

huskerbb · Guru

Mellow Momma wrote:
Yeah...I have never heard a woman wish she could get a look at a man's penis. It's more controlled revulsion if anything. Lol

Yup.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

WYSIWYG wrote:
"You missed the point, husker. IF the model had a hard on, it wouldn't have been so bad. As it was, neht." - just Czech

I agree that it (the "cloak") would have been better presented on a model with wood, however, I still agree that that type of garment would be better suited for female wear. I've heard, and read on various forums, that the penis, by itself, is just not that amazing for most women to look at, whereas, the mons pubis and outer and inner labia of women is something that men, straight ones anyway, do like to look at, and are amazed and mesmerized by.

Except men dont like to think of it as labia and mons pubis. Lol.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Using those terms would make him positively crestfallen!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

just Czech wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
Yeah...I have never heard a woman wish she could get a look at a man's penis. It's more controlled revulsion if anything. Lol
Well, you've heard of one now. Yeah, I'm not afraid to cast my gaze upon a loaded front "pocket" and imagine..
And then wonder how well he swings it.
I may be old, but I'm not dead yet either.

And THIS is yet another reason why I LOVE you!!!

flan

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

I find this thread very entertaining.

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Dona Worry Be Happy · Vette's SS!!

I am doubting the orientation of all you ladies now, because I find nothing unattractive about manly bits. I find them quite enjoyable to look at.
Lady bits, not so much. Meh.

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

Dona Worry Be Happy wrote:
I am doubting the orientation of all you ladies now, because I find nothing unattractive about manly bits. I find them quite enjoyable to look at.
Lady bits, not so much. Meh.

For me it's always been about who the "manly bits" are attached to.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Dona Worry Be Happy wrote:
I am doubting the orientation of all you ladies now, because I find nothing unattractive about manly bits. I find them quite enjoyable to look at.
Lady bits, not so much. Meh.

Oh, grasshopper...you have much to learn... evileye

flan

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Honeys_Mom wrote:
Dona Worry Be Happy wrote:
I am doubting the orientation of all you ladies now, because I find nothing unattractive about manly bits. I find them quite enjoyable to look at.
Lady bits, not so much. Meh.
For me it's always been about who the "manly bits" are attached to.

I agree HM. I think penises are downright ugly. And I really like men. A lot. But their parts...Blech. No thanks. They do great work, don't get me wrong, but they were not designed with aesthetics in mind.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Lady bits kind of gross me out. Probably because I am not attracted to those parts. Now a hunky man is a wonder to behold. When he is naked and in full glory, o la la. biggrin

A fat, out of shape guy with limp junk isn't going to do anything for any woman, IMHO.

I'm pretty sure the guys prefer to see a young svelte female's parts over a fat layered old lady's parts as well. Be honest guys, you do.

Men just do not realize women are as judgmental of the male body as men are of a woman's body. Or I should say, men don't like women being as judgmental of male bodies as men are of women's bodies.

Suck that dunlap in guys. wink

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

flan327 wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
Yeah...I have never heard a woman wish she could get a look at a man's penis. It's more controlled revulsion if anything. Lol
Well, you've heard of one now. Yeah, I'm not afraid to cast my gaze upon a loaded front "pocket" and imagine..
And then wonder how well he swings it.
I may be old, but I'm not dead yet either.
And THIS is yet another reason why I LOVE you!!!
flan

wink

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I see enough guy junk and lady bits at work. All shapes and sizes. Kind of takes away the intrigue.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Yeah. Big whoop.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

One time, a nurse (male) was prepping a patient. He noticed a bulge on his abdomen and poked and a few times saying oh look, he has a hernia. Not, he inflated the guys penis pump, lol. We don't see a lot of erections.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

I think we should take up a collection and buy one for Husker! lol

ed11563 · Guru

Mellow Momma wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Dona Worry Be Happy wrote:
I am doubting the orientation of all you ladies now, because I find nothing unattractive about manly bits. I find them quite enjoyable to look at.
Lady bits, not so much. Meh.
For me it's always been about who the "manly bits" are attached to.
I agree HM. I think penises are downright ugly. And I really like men. A lot. But their parts...Blech. No thanks. They do great work, don't get me wrong, but they were not designed with aesthetics in mind.

Either look into his eyes, or just keep your eyes closed?

I've read that women like to look at a guy's butt ... and that's why they put mirrors on bedroom ceilings.