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My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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....you are laying in bed and realize that annoying lump on your side and under your arm is you boob.nonono



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Or one of the dogs toys. Happens a lot.

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Or... that thing rubbing against your upper rear thigh as you walk naked toward the shower is... your butt.

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My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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That moment when you cant find your glasses and you realize you are wearing them.



-- Edited by lilyofcourse on Saturday 24th of January 2015 01:31:16 PM

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Honeys_Mom wrote:

Or... that thing rubbing against your upper rear thigh as you walk naked toward the shower is... your butt.

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 Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!



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Ohfour wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:

Or... that thing rubbing against your upper rear thigh as you walk naked toward the shower is... your butt.

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 Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!


I can't stop laughing!!!! 



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... the sound of clapping as you walk, is your thighs smacking together.

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This thread reminds me of this:

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Or you can't find the remote and discover you were sitting on it and didn't even notice.

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Czech and Blankie, you're killing me!!!

 

***clap clap clap... gigglesnort***



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How about the lovely sight of the first pubic hair gone white?



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Blankie wrote:

How about the lovely sight of the first pubic hair gone white?


 Yeah, sort of like "WHAT THE HELL?" As they say, the hair on your head isn't the only hair that changes color with age....



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lilyofcourse wrote:

That moment when you cant find your glasses and you realize you are wearing them.



-- Edited by lilyofcourse on Saturday 24th of January 2015 01:31:16 PM


I always have spare glasses nearby, just in case ... 



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