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DH & I went to one of the newer Chinese buffets here.  Neither of us felt like cooking and we had a coupon.  I headed to the ladies room and saw this posted on the wall in the stall.  I thought of the Peeps and had to take a picture.  Apparently, the men's room did not have similar instructions.  I sent DH to check and take pictures if they did.

DH lost it over the picture they used for #4.  

 

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Do not throw any paper into the toilet? Did they mean toilet paper? I know I'm foreign countries with bad sewer systems you throw the toilet paper in the trash can. But not here!

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Hilarious.

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So do men know how to go to the bathroom already? Why do only the women need instructions?

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

So do men know how to go to the bathroom already? Why do only the women need instructions?

No, clearly someone vandalized the men's room by stealing the instruction poster. 

And THAT'S why the men's rooms are always a mess.

 

Isn't the woman sitting on the toilet shown too far forward? If someone uses that as a guideline, wouldn't that create a problem?

 



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Haha. That is crazy.

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I'm curious why they gave women little play-house toilets. The woman in that picture is HUGE compared to the toilet she's sitting on!

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I have seen these things in Japan - albeit years ago. Telling how to use the Western style toilet vs the traditional Japanese style. A few instructions were necessary - in both restrooms (although the urinals in the mens rooms are the same. LOL) Also in the restroom in hotel rooms....

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This is funny. I think it belongs on the "You're a Geek" thread. You took a pic just to share with us!

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I have seen these things in Japan - albeit years ago. Telling how to use the Western style toilet vs the traditional Japanese style. A few instructions were necessary - in both restrooms (although the urinals in the mens rooms are the same. LOL) Also in the restroom in hotel rooms....

 What's the difference?



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chef wrote:
karl271 wrote:

I have seen these things in Japan - albeit years ago. Telling how to use the Western style toilet vs the traditional Japanese style. A few instructions were necessary - in both restrooms (although the urinals in the mens rooms are the same. LOL) Also in the restroom in hotel rooms....

 What's the difference?

It is more of a short trough.

 

 



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This is crazy, but very funny.
Are the owners new immigrants?

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Yes, it is flush with the floor. You have to squat to use it. Maybe this is one of the reasons more and more houses are getting Western style as the population ages. Squatting becomes more and more difficult. And, they come in male and female types. The female is a short trough flush with the floor. The male is the same size but has a kind of "hood" at the front in case some urine might come out.

Just Czech, I would suspect they are new emigrants.... Most places in Asia have some version of this trough thing....

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I could not use a Japanese toilet. I no longer have the balance necessary to do so nor can I squat.

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Well, if you ever come to visit, rest assured that almost all public toilets offer Western style now, as do all hotels. Only some homes have the traditional style.

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I guess while you're down there you can get your vagina steam cleaned.

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

I guess while you're down there you can get your vagina steam cleaned.

 There ya go!



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As far as I can tell, they are not newly immigrated. Nor is the sewer system here inadequate.



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Oh good gravy! I'd have to hold my pee till I left the country. That aint right. It just aint right.

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"I guess while you're down there you can get your vagina steam cleaned." - Nobody Just Nobody
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You can get your what, what?

Wouldn't steaming that area tend to burn? I've felt steam coming out of a tea kettle. Steam is pretty freaking hot.

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This is coming from another thread. Cannot remember which one.

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"I guess while you're down there you can get your vagina steam cleaned." - Nobody Just Nobody
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You can get your what, what?

Wouldn't steaming that area tend to burn? I've felt steam coming out of a tea kettle. Steam is pretty freaking hot.

 



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karl271 wrote:

This is coming from another thread. Cannot remember which one.

 Gwyneth is CRAZY.



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