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Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

RE: Ask VOR

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Let's see if I can abbreviate my favorite curse:

SOAFASB

flan

Blankie · Guru

flan327 wrote:
Let's see if I can abbreviate my favorite curse:

SOAFASB

flan

Okay, I'll try that one:

Son of a fk'in a$$ stupid bastard.

Was I close?

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Blankie wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Let's see if I can abbreviate my favorite curse:

SOAFASB

flan
Okay, I'll try that one:
Son of a fk'in a$$ stupid bastard.
Was I close?

Last 2 words are sh1t and b1tch.

DH keeps telling me that he's going to diagram the thing!

flan

Blankie · Guru

flan327 wrote:
Blankie wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Let's see if I can abbreviate my favorite curse:

SOAFASB

flan
Okay, I'll try that one:
Son of a fk'in a$$ stupid bastard.
Was I close?
Last 2 words are sh1t and b1tch.
DH keeps telling me that he's going to diagram the thing!
flan

That's very funny. I hope you don't talk that way in the library!

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Dear VOR,
If my neglectful, awful neighbors ask me to snow blow their driveway, what do I say? I do not want to do it. They had plenty of warning and could hire a plow. Should I hire the plow for them and pay or snow blow or pretend I don't understand what they are saying when they ask me? Should I just say "FF"?

signed,
Snow weary person

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Dear VoR:

What color should I paint my nails?????

flan

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Dear VOR,
If my neglectful, awful neighbors ask me to snow blow their driveway, what do I say? I do not want to do it. They had plenty of warning and could hire a plow. Should I hire the plow for them and pay or snow blow or pretend I don't understand what they are saying when they ask me? Should I just say "FF"?

signed,
Snow weary person

I'm going to pretend to be VoR, just for fun. wink

Dear VOR,
If my neglectful, awful neighbors ask me to snow blow their driveway, what do I say? I do not want to do it. They had plenty of warning and could hire a plow. Should I hire the plow for them and pay or snow blow or pretend I don't understand what they are saying when they ask me? Should I just say "FF"?

signed,
Snow weary person

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FFS, hell NO!

Unless that awful neighbor, is over 90 years old? The hell with that! furious

Let them pay for their own snow removal.

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Okay, just a guess. wink

Just for fun. smile

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I liked it, FWM.

VoR better watch out!

flan

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

flan327 wrote:
I liked it, FWM.

VoR better watch out!

flan

Thanks, flan. wink

It was just for fun. For a giggle. biggrin

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Dear VOR,
If my neglectful, awful neighbors ask me to snow blow their driveway, what do I say? I do not want to do it. They had plenty of warning and could hire a plow. Should I hire the plow for them and pay or snow blow or pretend I don't understand what they are saying when they ask me? Should I just say "FF"?

signed,
Snow weary person

I'm going to pretend to be VoR, just for fun.
Dear VOR,
If my neglectful, awful neighbors ask me to snow blow their driveway, what do I say? I do not want to do it. They had plenty of warning and could hire a plow. Should I hire the plow for them and pay or snow blow or pretend I don't understand what they are saying when they ask me? Should I just say "FF"?

signed,
Snow weary person
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FFS, hell NO!
Unless that awful neighbor, is over 90 years old? The hell with that!
Let them pay for their own snow removal.
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Okay, just a guess.
Just for fun.

They are older than me but they aren't 90! Hell no will become my mantra!

voiceofreason · Guru

Geez a woman takes a break to spend time with her hardworking husband and her column gets hi jacked!

But, since you did so well, will you guest column for me til Mr.VoR goes back to work?

Try to incorporate monkeys and circus into your answers too!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Dear VOR,
I have a dilemma. I don't know where my money is going. I work a good job and make a decent wage. I buy lunch when I'm at work and I usually stop and pick up dinner on the way home because I'm too exhausted to cook. Today when I went to get my third cup of Starbucks I realized I didn't have any money on me. What is happening?
Lost and broke

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

voiceofreason wrote:
Geez a woman takes a break to spend time with her hardworking husband and her column gets hi jacked!

But, since you did so well, will you guest column for me til Mr.VoR goes back to work?

Try to incorporate monkeys and circus into your answers too!

Roger that!

It was just, for fun.

I hope I didn't hurt your feelings, VoR.

I was just trying to get a giggle. wink

voiceofreason · Guru

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
voiceofreason wrote:
Geez a woman takes a break to spend time with her hardworking husband and her column gets hi jacked!

But, since you did so well, will you guest column for me til Mr.VoR goes back to work?

Try to incorporate monkeys and circus into your answers too!
Roger that!
It was just, for fun.
I hope I didn't hurt your feelings, VoR.
I was just trying to get a giggle.

I was posting in jest too my friend!

I have no feelings!

ed11563 · Guru

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Dear VOR,
If my neglectful, awful neighbors ask me to snow blow their driveway, what do I say? I do not want to do it. They had plenty of warning and could hire a plow. Should I hire the plow for them and pay or snow blow or pretend I don't understand what they are saying when they ask me? Should I just say "FF"?

signed,
Snow weary person

How much would a plow owner charge? Charge them half, cash up front.

Maybe $50 is reasonable.

ed11563 · Guru

flan327 wrote:
Dear VoR:

What color should I paint my nails?????

flan

The same color as the furniture they're nailed into.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

voiceofreason wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
voiceofreason wrote:
Geez a woman takes a break to spend time with her hardworking husband and her column gets hi jacked!

But, since you did so well, will you guest column for me til Mr.VoR goes back to work?

Try to incorporate monkeys and circus into your answers too!
Roger that!
It was just, for fun.
I hope I didn't hurt your feelings, VoR.
I was just trying to get a giggle.

I was posting in jest too my friend!
I have no feelings!

Oh, VoR, Hugs to you!

You have feelings, and, I am sending good thoughts, your way. smile

You make me smile, all the time. smile

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

ed11563 wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Dear VoR:

What color should I paint my nails?????

flan
The same color as the furniture they're nailed into.

Ed thanks, That made me laugh.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Dear VOR,
My BFF watches trash tv and just told me she wants to watch porn. Should I drop her as a friend? I thought she had better values than that!
Signed,
Non porn watcher

ed11563 · Guru

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Dear VOR,
My BFF watches trash tv and just told me she wants to watch porn. Should I drop her as a friend? I thought she had better values than that!
Signed,
Non porn watcher

Don't be silly. Just go watch with her, and when the mood is right, start to kiss her. See how she reacts. That's what normal people do.

(Are you a guy or a gal? Either way is fine. )

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

ed11563 wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Dear VOR,
My BFF watches trash tv and just told me she wants to watch porn. Should I drop her as a friend? I thought she had better values than that!
Signed,
Non porn watcher
Don't be silly. Just go watch with her, and when the mood is right, start to kiss her. See how she reacts. That's what normal people do.
(Are you a guy or a gal? Either way is fine. )

Um, ew!

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Dear VoR,

My SO wants to buy me a pole. WTF does he want me to do with a pole?

Signed,
Frustrated belly dancer

ed11563 · Guru

just Czech wrote:
Dear VoR,

My SO wants to buy me a pole. WTF does he want me to do with a pole?

Signed,
Frustrated belly dancer

Since when are people from Poland for sale?

Blankie · Guru

just Czech wrote:
Dear VoR,

My SO wants to buy me a pole. WTF does he want me to do with a pole?

Signed,
Frustrated belly dancer

Dear Frustrated,

Why don't you stick it up his . .?

Love,

VoR's assistant (she's unavailable right now)

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

Dear VoR;

I have a coworker who is sweet and kind to my face but talks behind my back. She's a vicious gossip wearing a nice person costume. Unfortunately, I have to work closely with her.

What do you think I should do?

Signed,

TiredOfKnifeInBack

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Honeys_Mom wrote:
Dear VoR;
I have a coworker who is sweet and kind to my face but talks behind my back. She's a vicious gossip wearing a nice person costume. Unfortunately, I have to work closely with her.
What do you think I should do?
Signed,
TiredOfKnifeInBack

I've got one of those as well.

flan

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

flan327 wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Dear VoR;
I have a coworker who is sweet and kind to my face but talks behind my back. She's a vicious gossip wearing a nice person costume. Unfortunately, I have to work closely with her.
What do you think I should do?
Signed,
TiredOfKnifeInBack

I've got one of those as well.
flan

This one is envious. I've worked enough with her to know - she is absolutely livid when someone has or does something positive that she cannot. Me, I'm happy for others when they succeed, when they're happy... I'm glad I'm not her.

voiceofreason · Guru

Dear tired of knife in back,

I had one of those too. EVERY.SINGLE.TIME it happens you must confront her. Do the confused head tilt and sk why she ould say whatever it is she said. When she denies it, shrug and walk away. It will keep happening but with less frequency. Most people who do this bank on their victim being afraid of confrontation.

Remember, head tilt, ask why, shrug at her denial, walk away. HASW.

Or, you can pull her aside and tell her that the next time there's a knife in your back, she may find a gun in her front. But only do this if you want to be committed and fired.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

ed11563 wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Dear VoR,

My SO wants to buy me a pole. WTF does he want me to do with a pole?

Signed,
Frustrated belly dancer
Since when are people from Poland for sale?

They went on sale last week.

ed11563 · Guru

Honeys_Mom wrote:
Dear VoR;
I have a coworker who is sweet and kind to my face but talks behind my back. She's a vicious gossip wearing a nice person costume. Unfortunately, I have to work closely with her.
What do you think I should do?
Signed,
TiredOfKnifeInBack

Do you think her co-workers have figured out yet what she is? They should all be aware that as soon as a person like this tires of their current target, they will target someone else, then someone else, then someone else.

No one is safe from these jerks.

What should you do? Maybe comment to other co-workers along the lines of "I wonder who she will target next."

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

ed11563 wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Dear VoR;
I have a coworker who is sweet and kind to my face but talks behind my back. She's a vicious gossip wearing a nice person costume. Unfortunately, I have to work closely with her.
What do you think I should do?
Signed,
TiredOfKnifeInBack

Do you think her co-workers have figured out yet what she is? They should all be aware that as soon as a person like this tires of their current target, they will target someone else, then someone else, then someone else.
No one is safe from these jerks.
What should you do? Maybe comment to other co-workers along the lines of "I wonder who she will target next."

The problem is, she really is a nice person... in some ways. Her gossip and jealousy are her bad points, but she has good points as well. She has most people (the ones she isn't jealous of) fooled.

She isn't totally evil. But it is very uncomfortable working around her, always trying not to say too much about myself that I don't want spread around. **sigh**

I pretty much remain pleasant as always and keep to myself.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Honeys_Mom wrote:
ed11563 wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Dear VoR;
I have a coworker who is sweet and kind to my face but talks behind my back. She's a vicious gossip wearing a nice person costume. Unfortunately, I have to work closely with her.
What do you think I should do?
Signed,
TiredOfKnifeInBack

Do you think her co-workers have figured out yet what she is? They should all be aware that as soon as a person like this tires of their current target, they will target someone else, then someone else, then someone else.
No one is safe from these jerks.
What should you do? Maybe comment to other co-workers along the lines of "I wonder who she will target next."

The problem is, she really is a nice person... in some ways. Her gossip and jealousy are her bad points, but she has good points as well. She has most people (the ones she isn't jealous of) fooled.
She isn't totally evil. But it is very uncomfortable working around her, always trying not to say too much about myself that I don't want spread around. **sigh**
I pretty much remain pleasant as always and keep to myself.

I can definitely relate EXCEPT for the fact that I don't know for sure who it is, and we're a small department.

I have 2 suspects, both outwardly "nice" and well-liked.

And I agree 100% that it is motivated by jealousy.

flan