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My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off?

If you drop soap o the floor, is the floor clean or the is the soap dirty?

Why is bacon bacon and cookies cookies... if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Do you think sand is called sand because it is between the sea and land?

Why do they call them apartments if they are built together?

What if finding the meaning of life IS the meaning of life?

Dude, who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?

If you get out of the shower clean, then how does your towel get dirty?

Do clothes in China say "made around the corner"?

How come our nose runs, but our feet smell?

If you are waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?

If 55 is fifty five, and 44 is forty four, shouldn't 11 be onety one?

If you work as a security guard at Samsung, does that make you guardian of the Galaxy?

Dude, how did the guys who made the first clock, know what time it was?

Bruh, How do bald people know how far up to wash their face?

Is the S or the C silent in scent?

Why is there a D when it is called a fridge but not when it is called a refrigerator?

If Apple made a car, would it still have windows?

I wonder what my dog named me.

 



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LOL!

I wonder what Jupiter named us?biggrin



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Those are awesome questions.

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Good thinking questions.

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FWM - Probably "large creature who gives me food" or "playmate"

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Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off?

On buses that have doors that open and close by air pressure, the control us usually reachable through the driver's window, which is left unlocked. On school buses, where the door is opened or closed by a lever, the driver can push the door shut by hand, but it won't latch closed.

 

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the is the soap dirty?

The soap is dirty, and the  floor has soap left on it. That makes it slippery.



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Ed, I see you are a very serious man who takes things literally. LOL

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Love the guardian of the galaxy!

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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

Love the guardian of the galaxy!


 We just watched that for the 10th time last night. 



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Why does the drive up ATM have braille?

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My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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C was showing me these yesterday. I thought they were fun and that you guys would like them.

SB. You can ask for a braille menu at the drive thru at McDonalds too.

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Southern_Belle wrote:

Why does the drive up ATM have braille?


LOL! Maybe it's meant to be a walk-up too? 



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Southern_Belle wrote:

Why does the drive up ATM have braille?


 Even funnier, years back someone commented that the door number panels had the braille number underneath...at the American Airlines pilot training center...



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Blankie wrote:
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Why does the drive up ATM have braille?


LOL! Maybe it's meant to be a walk-up too? 


Actually, the ones I've seen at Chase say "No walk ups in the drive-through lane."

flan 



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flan327 wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Southern_Belle wrote:

Why does the drive up ATM have braille?


LOL! Maybe it's meant to be a walk-up too? 


Actually, the ones I've seen at Chase say "No walk ups in the drive-through lane."

flan 


 Well then, that's really funny!



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Your friend is blind, so you drive him to the ATM & he sits in the rear seat (driver's side) so he can use it.

flan

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flan327 wrote:

Your friend is blind, so you drive him to the ATM & he sits in the rear seat (driver's side) so he can use it.

flan


 Right? I didn't think it was that odd. 



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JPT wrote:
Southern_Belle wrote:

Why does the drive up ATM have braille?


 Even funnier, years back someone commented that the door number panels had the braille number underneath...at the American Airlines pilot training center...


Thanks to the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act). 



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flan327 wrote:

Your friend is blind, so you drive him to the ATM & he sits in the rear seat (driver's side) so he can use it.

flan


Buzz kill! 



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Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
flan327 wrote:

Your friend is blind, so you drive him to the ATM & he sits in the rear seat (driver's side) so he can use it.

flan


Buzz kill! 


 

flan



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When a bald man fills out a physical description of himself,

what does he enter for "Hair Color"?!



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Momala wrote:

When a bald man fills out a physical description of himself,

what does he enter for "Hair Color"?!


Skin.

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Fort Worth Mom wrote:
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When a bald man fills out a physical description of himself,

what does he enter for "Hair Color"?!


Skin.

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 N/A



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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Momala wrote:

When a bald man fills out a physical description of himself,

what does he enter for "Hair Color"?!


Skin.

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 N/A


 "Formerly brown"



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"If you get out of the shower clean, then how does your towel get dirty?"

 

It doesn't. It just gets dusty from lack of use.

Or ...

maybe you're not as clean as you think you are.

 

 

 

 



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"Dude, how did the guys who made the first clock, know what time it was?"

They looked at their watches.

 

Okay, maybe instead, they looked at their sundial.

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Riddle me this:

Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

 



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