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I don't see a single link in this thread. It's weird. I see them in every other thread.

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No links for you NJN. We don't want you to laughevileye



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No links for you NJN. We don't want you to laughevileye

 Apparently!  It's weird too because I see them in other threads!  Ya'll are messing with my head!



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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
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No links for you NJN. We don't want you to laughevileye

 Apparently!  It's weird too because I see them in other threads!  Ya'll are messing with my head!

 You'll never know.  Are we? 



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I tried to buy a raincoat for my 10lb pooch. The price tag was $75. That's SEVENTY FIVE DOLLARS!! I don't even spend $75 on my own rain coat. I got him a poncho for $10.

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Honeys_Mom wrote:
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No links for you NJN. We don't want you to laughevileye

 Apparently!  It's weird too because I see them in other threads!  Ya'll are messing with my head!

 You'll never know.  Are we? 

 It's FWM's evil plot.  I KNOW it.  Ya'll just don't want me to enjoy myself.

Here's a funny cat link for ya'll to enjoy!



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I do like this funny thread.



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SENIOR SEX heart emoticon

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember t...he first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

 

* I read this to my DH last night, we both were ROTF!



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Oh my gosh! Too funny!!!!biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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LOL!!

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(Caution: Go to the bathroom BEFORE you read this ad!) You have been warned!biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 

craigslist,probably fake,fake,for sale,koala,win



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I bet he still has Gumnuts! LOL!!

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just Czech wrote:

I bet he still has Gumnuts! LOL!!

I bet he does, too! Who would want the darn thing!biggrin 



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I bet he still has Gumnuts! LOL!!

I bet he does, too! Who would want the darn thing!biggrin 

Someone who likes their bedroom scene watched? biggrin

That part cracked me up. 



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Have you met the Dollar Gentral girls?



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Lily, you are on a roll!

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LOL!biggrin



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Fish shaming!biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 

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This commercial cracks me up!biggrin



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These are all great!!!
I love that commercial, FWM!

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Is it a cat? Is it an owl? It's both!

Meet, the Meowl!biggrin

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Oh that's freaking cool!

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Southern_Belle wrote:

Oh that's freaking cool!

It's so funny!

Who comes up with this crap??????????

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LOL! That doesn't happen to me.

When I run into a friend or neighbor at the grocery store, it's usually, "Hey, how's it going? Long time no see!"

Or something like that.wink



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I found this on facebook today and thought I would share on this thread.

Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older:

1. Death is the #1 killer in the world.

2. Life is sexually transmitted.

3. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

4. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

6. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

7. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

8. Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.

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LOL! So true!

And cute!biggrin



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Fort Worth Mom wrote:

LOL! So true!

And cute!biggrin

It made me chuckle too. Especially the Prozac and internet ones. wink  



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Lock your wife & your dog in the trunk of your car for 2 days.

When you open the trunk...which one is glad to see you?

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^LOL, flan!biggrin

 

This cracked me upwink!



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LOL, FWM, that's cute!

Good joke, flan. ;)

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Hahaha that was so funny!

I like yours too Czech!

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BUMP!!!!

You all are letting me down!!!   biggrin



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I heard a stupid joke on the radio when I was driving up to Ohio. But, I chuckled. Here goes:

We all know that Santa takes off from the North Pole.

Where does the Easter Bunny take off from??????

(This is a groaner, I'm warning you!)

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Fort Worth Mom wrote:

I heard a stupid joke on the radio when I was driving up to Ohio. But, I chuckled. Here goes:

We all know that Santa takes off from the North Pole.

Where does the Easter Bunny take off from??????

(This is a groaner, I'm warning you!)

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I LOL'd! biggrin



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I love a clean joke, that kids can hear, and it still makes me laugh, Honeys.wink



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Fort Worth Mom wrote:

I love a clean joke, that kids can hear, and it still makes me laugh, Honeys.wink

 And they're not easy to find, are they? 



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Fort Worth Mom wrote:

I heard a stupid joke on the radio when I was driving up to Ohio. But, I chuckled. Here goes:

We all know that Santa takes off from the North Pole.

Where does the Easter Bunny take off from??????

(This is a groaner, I'm warning you!)

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Thank you, FWM (LOL) 

 



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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

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A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said,

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Fort Worth Mom wrote:

I heard a stupid joke on the radio when I was driving up to Ohio. But, I chuckled. Here goes:

We all know that Santa takes off from the North Pole.

Where does the Easter Bunny take off from??????

(This is a groaner, I'm warning you!)

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

LOVE IT! 



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