TOTALLY GEEKED!

just Czech wrote:

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Okay, you have me ROTF! Good job!

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We aim to please!

Would you aim too, please!

(Sign in the men's room, back in the day.)

So I have heard....I've never actually been in a Men's Room.) 

flan327 wrote:

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Fort Worth Mom wrote:

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just Czech wrote:

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Okay, you have me ROTF! Good job!

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We aim to please!

Would you aim too, please!

(Sign in the men's room, back in the day.)

So I have heard....I've never actually been in a Men's Room.) 

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 I have, but in a gas station, so I was by myself.

flan

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LOL  You have both lead such sheltered lives.. ROTF!

Men's rooms have lots of numbers carved into the walls.  

^LOL! Good one, Czech!

 

So, a couple of the guys from the machine company picked Wayne up, and took him to Verona to go sight-seeing.

One of the sights he saw, was Romeo and Juliet's balcony.

He said there was a wedding going on, so he has pictures of the bride and groom, on the balcony.

And, in the garden, is a statue, of Juliet.

There was a line up of people, waiting to take their picture, with the statue.

Now, tradition has it, that you have to feel Juliet's boob, while your getting your picture taken.

Yup. That was my husband, the perv, feeling up a statue in Verona! 

(I'll have to wait till he gets home to see the pictures. His phone is refusing to send them from Italy.

Too funny!

Fort Worth Mom wrote:

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I guess it wasn't as funny as I thought.

My bad.

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 Tease! LOL

flan

Lol. I'd want to see those pictures. I bet that was a beautiful spot for a wedding too.

I want to see it!

ed11563 wrote:

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Fort Worth Mom wrote:

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So, a couple of the guys from the machine company picked Wayne up, and took him to Verona to go sight-seeing.

One of the sights he saw, was Romeo and Juliet's balcony.

He said there was a wedding going on, so he has pictures of the bride and groom, on the balcony.

And, in the garden, is a statue, of Juliet.

There was a line up of people, waiting to take their picture, with the statue.

Now, tradition has it, that you have to feel Juliet's boob, while your getting your picture taken.

Yup. That was my husband, the perv, feeling up a statue in Verona! 

(I'll have to wait till he gets home to see the pictures. His phone is refusing to send them from Italy.

Too funny!

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Wouldn't that be called "Kiddie Porn" here? 

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If it were a real person, maybe, ed.

But, it's a statue!

I don't think that counts. 

Really, ed? We're talking about a funny story about the Juliet STATUE and you turn it into kiddie porn?

ed11563 wrote:

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I'm saying that posting the pictures online, or even sending them as an email attachment, could get someone in serious trouble.

I didn't make the law, I don't agree with it, but it's there.  And there are people who make a living by enforcing it.

 

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It is not against the law to have pictures of statues no matter how young they look. I don't know how you turn so many threads into threads about sexualizing young girls...sheesh

 

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."

2. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."

3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."

5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."

6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."

7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."

8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."

15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."

16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."

17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."

19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

BE AWARE ...

THEY WALK AMONG US and THEY VOTE

Okay, I have a funny story from yesterday.

We finally found a sod farm nearby, that had some St. Augustine's in stock.

Wayne had the bright idea to take Jupiter with us for the ride.

So, I put down the larger half of the back seat, and left the little half up, for the dog.

The guys packed in as much sod as the could fit. 48 pieces, or 16 yards if you will.

Wayne went in to pay, while I pulled the Jeep up to the office to wait for them.

He opened the back door, and Jupiter jumped in.

And, while Wayne walked around to get in the front passenger seat, Jupiter jumped up from the back, and planted her butt in his seat!

I laughed so hard.

Yup, Wayne let her stay. He rode in the back, next to all the grass.

ed11563 wrote:

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Fort Worth Mom wrote:

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Okay, I have a funny story from yesterday.

We finally found a sod farm nearby, that had some St. Augustine's in stock.

Wayne had the bright idea to take Jupiter with us for the ride.

So, I put down the larger half of the back seat, and left the little half up, for the dog.

The guys packed in as much sod as the could fit. 48 pieces, or 16 yards if you will.

Wayne went in to pay, while I pulled the Jeep up to the office to wait for them.

He opened the back door, and Jupiter jumped in.

And, while Wayne walked around to get in the front passenger seat, Jupiter jumped up from the back, and planted her butt in his seat!

I laughed so hard.

Yup, Wayne let her stay. He rode in the back, next to all the grass.

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Ha! I thought you were going to say that Jupiter immediately peed on the sod in the back seat. 

 

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Thank goodness that thought didn't cross her mind, ed!

And it was cute.

When Mere and I went back for a second load, we left Jupiter at home.

And the guys at the sod farm were sad that we didn't bring her! 

NAOW wrote:

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LOL. Jupiter sounds like a silly dog.

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She is a character, that's for sure, NAOW! 

Love your story, FWM. I must say, Wayne is a great guy!

-- Edited by Southern_Belle on Thursday 25th of June 2015 05:46:44 PM