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Hahah!

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I have got to have Mere text me the pictures.

You guys will have to see this, to believe it.

Wayne and Mere took Jupiter up to the school yard, for a play date with her friend Tank.

While they were waiting for Tank and his owner to get there, Mere got on the jungle gym, to goof around.

Guess who got up on the jungle gym to play with her?

Yup. Goofy Jupiter, played on the playground equipment.

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Jupiter, at the playground!biggrin



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Just like one of the big kids!

ROFLMAO!wink



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FWM, how did you get Jupiter up there?

Amazing!!

He's so darn cute!!

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FWM, how did you get Jupiter up there?

Amazing!!

He's so darn cute!!

Jupiter followed Mere, Czech.

There was a spot with steps, and Jupie hopped right up!

I wasn't even there, Mere and Wayne were texting me the pictures.

I laughed, so hard.

She is such a goofy dog!wink 



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Haha! I love seeing what your silly dog gets up to!

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NAOW wrote:

Haha! I love seeing what your silly dog gets up to!

She's a trip, NAOW.

She told Mere no, when they hit a swaying bridge.

Jupiter didn't want any part of that.wink 



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Cute doggie!

She looks so much better than when you first got her, FWM.

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Thanks chef. She has come a long way, that's for sure.smile



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DH and I stopped to get gas, and all of a sudden we were surrounded by 5-6 mockingbirds, fluttering around the hood and windshield. One of them finally landed on the (hot) hood, and tip-toe danced toward the windshield - where he promptly plucked up a grasshopped that was wedged below the wiper blade. Its amazing what eyesight they have! Two other birds followed the first's example, and feasted on the grasshoppers! We could hardly get out of the car, we were laughing so hard!!




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Momala wrote:

DH and I stopped to get gas, and all of a sudden we were surrounded by 5-6 mockingbirds, fluttering around the hood and windshield. One of them finally landed on the (hot) hood, and tip-toe danced toward the windshield - where he promptly plucked up a grasshopped that was wedged below the wiper blade. Its amazing what eyesight they have! Two other birds followed the first's example, and feasted on the grasshoppers! We could hardly get out of the car, we were laughing so hard!!


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It would have been fun to see pictures, Momala!

Smart birds!smile



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I think I just died of laughter! Bahahahaha!:



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NAOW, it took me a minute... then ROTF!!

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This commercial cracked me up!! Poor kitties! LOL!wink



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Oh those poor kitties!!

ROTF!!!

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This is so bad, but it's so true.

I laughed my butt off!

Thanks Conor!biggrin



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LOL! Super Mario Chain Chomp cat bed!

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The cat is beautiful. The bed is ugly. Crazy!

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just Czech wrote:

The cat is beautiful. The bed is ugly. Crazy!

LOL! I remember playing Super Mario with my kids, years ago.

So, the Chain Chomp bed made me laugh!

I wouldn't want one. It takes up too much room.wink



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I gave up on cat beds years ago. Mine never slept in them. They prefer to choose their own spots & often change them up for reasons unknown to me.

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Spoiler

This dog smiles every time his owner says, "Cheese"!

LOL!



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I saw this on the news. He is freaking adorable!!!!

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Tinydancer wrote:

I saw this on the news. He is freaking adorable!!!!

I know! I wish I could teach Jupiter to do that!biggrin 



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The dog reminds me of Jupiter! Such a cool trick! Thanks for sharing.

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just Czech wrote:

The dog reminds me of Jupiter! Such a cool trick! Thanks for sharing.

Czech, Jupiter doesn't smile, on command. wink

Heck, I'm lucky she still remembers to sit.biggrin 

That dog is so cute!

I'm sure they will find a good home for him, soon.smile



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Thursday morning I was so tired that I could barely drag myself out of bed.

When I was in the shower, I thought: "This water is not hot enough."

Because of my brain fog, I turned the handle to the right (for cold) rather than the left...I then let out a stream of obscenities.

DH, who heard, me, asked if I was okay. I told him what happened & he burst out laughing, then said, "Oh, by the way, I'm not laughing WITH you, I'm laughing AT you."

Thanks, hon!!!

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Oh my gosh, flan....you let him live?confuse

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Oh my gosh, flan....you let him live?confuse

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 I'm kinda fond of him...Plus, who would kill the bugs for me?

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flan327 wrote:

Thursday morning I was so tired that I could barely drag myself out of bed.

When I was in the shower, I thought: "This water is not hot enough."

Because of my brain fog, I turned the handle to the right (for cold) rather than the left...I then let out a stream of obscenities.

DH, who heard, me, asked if I was okay. I told him what happened & he burst out laughing, then said, "Oh, by the way, I'm not laughing WITH you, I'm laughing AT you."

Thanks, hon!!!

flan

 I'm comforted by the fact that someone besides me does things like that first thing in the morning... I seem to wake up an idiot and get smarter as the day progresses.  biggrin



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When I was in Florida for dad's funeral DD stayed with his wife a few days until her DD got there from another state. After DD got back to the house everyone else was staying at one of my sisters and I were hanging out in my bedroom. Sister picks up a pair of fuzzy socks and I told her SM gave them to DD. She starts cracking up and says she just gave them to SM with her Christmas gift a few days earlier.
We had some fun and sent other sister three texts. First one was one SM sent to sister holding up her gifts. Next one was DD holding socks. Next one sister holding socks with a WTF look on her face. We were laughing so hard everyone in the house though we had lost it.



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Some dogs cannot be tricked into eating broccoli! LOL!biggrin



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Some dogs cannot be tricked into eating broccoli! LOL!biggrin

 Cute!



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On the other hand...this little guy love the stuff!biggrin



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Honey eats broccoli sort of like that, but that dog's eyes are something else! 



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I enjoyed both clips. Sam loves broccoli.

The only thing he will not eat is an uncooked carrot.

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Wow, this is an old thread! A year old!

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Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:

Wow, this is an old thread! A year old!

 Happy Birthday!

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So I went to a comedy show last night. It's a small venue, BYOB place. Top notch talent perform at this venue, comedy and musicians. In the audience was this one female who had a loud, hyena type laugh. It was sooo obnoxious. That is not just my opinion; it was the opinion of those around us. Anyway, people were getting really annoyed with her since she drowned out a lot of the show and at one point the comedian halted his act. One of her friends hauled her out of the place, she was quite inebriated. It was so funny to see a room full of people all smile in relief at the same time! And the comedian was a class act, he made light of it but did not dwell on the situation.

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IKWTDS, sorry I missed your story and it was a great story. :)

IMHO, this page should stay close to the first page. ;)

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Funniest commercial I've seen in a long time!biggrin



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Now I want to subscribe to their videos!

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Now I want to subscribe to their videos!

That thought crossed my mind, too!wink 



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Loved that!

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Loved that!

I thought it was pretty clever.

And funny as hell.wink

We need to find more funny stuff to post.biggrin 



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