TOTALLY GEEKED!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Who I Didn't Kill Today

voiceofreason · Guru

Omgosh! You rock!

I didn't kill my yoga instructor. It took effort. Her clever ploy is to wear me out so I don't have the energy to smother her with my mat.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

The guy who kept turning the tv up in the lounge when 4 other people and I were talking. We looked at him like WTF and he says "get the hint?" He was sitting as far away as you can get from the tv and expected us to sit in silence so he could watch the weather. Seriously dude, it didn't change much since the last time you watched the forecast a few minutes ago...

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

My oldest DD did not kill her middle son today. He's six, and he and a classmate decided to have a peeing contest... on each other.
I about died laughing though.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Wow Czech.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

They are both six, in a bathroom, alone with each other and they are boys. It happens. It's like hitting the cheerio in the bowl to boys that age.

NAOW · Vette's SS

just Czech wrote:
My oldest DD did not kill her middle son today. He's six, and he and a classmate decided to have a peeing contest... on each other.
I about died laughing though.

OMG! I can understand your DD's frustration. I had issues with DD7 today too. She seems to think she is a boss around here. And her sass caught up with her.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

just Czech wrote:
They are both six, in a bathroom, alone with each other and they are boys. It happens. It's like hitting the cheerio in the bowl to boys that age.

Yes, I know. I am familiar with boys having raised two. Plus now SS. SS just likes to play in the bathroom period. He got caught locking all the bathroom doors and crawling underneath. Boys.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

NAOW wrote:
just Czech wrote:
My oldest DD did not kill her middle son today. He's six, and he and a classmate decided to have a peeing contest... on each other.
I about died laughing though.
OMG! I can understand your DD's frustration. I had issues with DD7 today too. She seems to think she is a boss around here. And her sass caught up with her.

DD has had the same issue lately. Must be the age they are at.

For some reason, a few of her kids want to come live with me suddenly. Mom has had to get tough.

I would be worse.. lol

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
just Czech wrote:
They are both six, in a bathroom, alone with each other and they are boys. It happens. It's like hitting the cheerio in the bowl to boys that age.
Yes, I know. I am familiar with boys having raised two. Plus now SS. SS just likes to play in the bathroom period. He got caught locking all the bathroom doors and crawling underneath. Boys.

LOL, oldest DGS did that and so did my youngest DD!!!

NAOW · Vette's SS

just Czech wrote:
They are both six, in a bathroom, alone with each other and they are boys. It happens. It's like hitting the cheerio in the bowl to boys that age.

Oh yea, I've heard lots of similar stories. Last year the teacher had to call all the parents because a little boy walked out of the bathroom naked. I bet that mom was mortified.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Yep. His teacher didn't find it quite as funny!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

NAOW wrote:
just Czech wrote:
They are both six, in a bathroom, alone with each other and they are boys. It happens. It's like hitting the cheerio in the bowl to boys that age.
Oh yea, I've heard lots of similar stories. Last year the teacher had to call all the parents because a little boy walked out of the bathroom naked. I bet that mom was mortified.

Hahahaha. I would die of embarrassment!

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

NAOW wrote:
just Czech wrote:
They are both six, in a bathroom, alone with each other and they are boys. It happens. It's like hitting the cheerio in the bowl to boys that age.
Oh yea, I've heard lots of similar stories. Last year the teacher had to call all the parents because a little boy walked out of the bathroom naked. I bet that mom was mortified.

Oh my, that poor mother!

I about died laughing when DGS (age 7 at the time) told the story about a boy who had a turd roll down his leg while standing in the lunch line. I bet that mom wanted to die! And I bet the teacher made sure the kid went to the bathroom before lunch after that too!

NAOW · Vette's SS

LOL. It's funny when it's not your own kid, isn't it?

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

NAOW wrote:
LOL. It's funny when it's not your own kid, isn't it?

Yeah, it sure is.

Some people around here lack a sense of humor though. The grandmother of the other boy (the peed on one), had a fit. Honey, you aren't going to change what happened, get over it, and lighten up. Kids do dumb stuff all the time, that's part of being a kid.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

just Czech wrote:
NAOW wrote:
LOL. It's funny when it's not your own kid, isn't it?
Yeah, it sure is.
Some people around here lack a sense of humor though. The grandmother of the other boy (the peed on one), had a fit. Honey, you aren't going to change what happened, get over it, and lighten up. Kids do dumb stuff all the time, that's part of being a kid.

If no one got hurt you just roll with it!

I didn't kill, or even comment on, the guy who was at the allergist/asthma doctor and had bathed in cologne. Really? That's the LAST place you go when you have been swimming in that stuff.