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People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.



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" whether you think you can or you think you can't, you'll be right either way. "--henry ford


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Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out -- in bed.



-- Edited by ed11563 on Monday 16th of March 2015 07:55:29 PM

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What happened to adding "in bed" to any fortune cookie fortune saying?

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Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb about --- in bed.



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An eloquent way to call someone stupid, 

Life is like a box of chocolates but yours are expired



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ed11563 wrote:

An eloquent way to call someone stupid, 

Life is like a box of chocolates but yours are expired


 Wouldn't that be a not so eloquent way to say someone is dead?

 

 



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Cookie said, "You  really crack me up."

 



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DemoniaD wrote:
ed11563 wrote:

An eloquent way to call someone stupid, 

Life is like a box of chocolates but yours are expired


 Wouldn't that be a not so eloquent way to say someone is dead?

 

 


 evileye



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Quality isn't expensive, it's priceless.

 

 

Quality isn't expensive, it's priceless ... in bed.



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Circumstances do not make the man, they merely reveal himself to himself, in bed. blankstare



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