Injuries related to sexual intercourse are common but often untreated because of the patient's embarrassment. Test your knowledge of these injuries and how best to treat them with this short quiz.
Quiz: Can You Recognize and Treat Sexual Intercourse-Related Injuries?
Richard H. Sinert, DO
March 13, 2015
Although widely underreported and untreated for somewhat obvious reasons, injuries related to sexual intercourse are common. These range from incidental sprains and strains to more significant conditions such as penile fractures. Are you familiar with these common injuries and how best to treat them? Test your knowledge with this short quiz.
Spoiler
Which of the following sexual positions is associated with the highest incidence of penile fracture?
Missionary position
Female-dominant position
Side-by-side
None of the above
The frequency of penile fracture is probably underreported in the published literature. Trauma during sexual relations is responsible for approximately one third of all cases; the female-dominant position is most commonly reported. The mechanism of action may lead to embarrassment, causing patients to avoid seeking treatment and contributing to late presentation.
Muscle strains or sprains in the lower back are common injuries during sexual intercourse. Which of the following indicates potential neurologic involvement in the presence of suspected lower back injury?
Positive flexion abduction external rotation (FABER) test findings
Negative Oppenheim test results
Negative Babinski test results
Positive Lasègue test results
Evaluation of the lower extremities should include a motor examination, a sensory evaluation, and reflex testing at the knees and ankles. The straight-leg raising test (Lasègue test) helps to evaluate disc involvement, sciatica, or a neurologic deficit. A positive Patrick test points to a sacroiliac joint inflammation, but this test should be negative in lumbosacral sprains and strains.
For more on lower back sprains and strains, read here.
Neck sprains and strains are among the most common sexual intercourse–related injuries seen in the emergency department. Which of the following imaging studies is the best noninvasive and detailed imaging study for evaluating discs and the spinal cord?
MRI
CT scanning
Bone scanning
Videofluoroscopy
Overall, MRI is the best noninvasive and detailed imaging study for evaluating the status of the discs and spinal cord. Order MRI if detailed analysis of spinal structures (eg, spinal cord, disc) is indicated. CT scanning may be used as an alternative to MRI in patients with claustrophobia, although disc imaging with CT scanning offers low resolution. Videofluoroscopy is a controversial study used to evaluate increased, decreased, or abnormal segmental movement of the cervical spine. Bone scanning is indicated if a spinal tumor, infection, or occult fracture is suggested.
For more on the workup of cervical sprain and strains, read here.
Which of the following is the most common cause of testicular trauma?
Penetrating trauma
Burn
Blunt trauma
Degloving trauma
Blunt trauma refers to injuries sustained from objects applied with any significant force to the scrotum and testicles. This can occur with various types of activity. Penetrating trauma refers to injuries sustained from sharp objects or high-velocity projectiles. Degloving injuries (or avulsion injuries) are less common. With these, scrotal skin is sheared off—for example, when a testicle becomes trapped in heavy machinery.
Bumps and bruises are common injuries that result from vigorous sexual intercourse. Which of the following treatments is not indicated for a muscle contusion?
Limb immobilization
Nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs)
Ice therapy within the first 48 hours
Heat therapy within the first 48 hours
In the acute phase following a muscle contusion, hematoma maturation, inflammation, necrosis of damaged myofibrils, and phagocytosis of the necrotic debris are main features. The goal of therapy is to minimize hemorrhage and inflammation and control pain. Limb immobilization with rest, ice, compression, and elevation (RICE) should be performed for the first 24 hours in patients with minor contusions and for 48 hours in patients with moderate or severe contusions.
The general recommendation is to avoid heat during the first 24-48 hours to avoid increasing the extent of hemorrhage and edema. Once the lesion has stabilized, heat may help break up the mass of blood and tissue; however, in the literature, this has been shown to be of limited benefit.
For more on the treatment of contusions, read here.
Ok this is great. I laughed out loud. I think everyone has had some kind of mishap during sex.
Thank Ed. That's great.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
Now we need a "how have you injured yourself during sex" thread.
Almost got stabbed by a pair scissors once.
Had a bed collapse.
Had big knot on my head for a couple days.
Bruises, lumps and bumps.
Fess up ya'll.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
Seriously?!? What do they do to treat it? Splints?
There are two balloon-like tubes inside the penis, next to each other above the urethra.
Spoiler
The "fracture" happens when one of these tears, usually when the erect penis is suddenly bent sharply, which reduces the fluid capacity inside faster than the body can let the excess blood drain.
The result is a tear, that has to be sewn shut surgically. Speed is essential.
If you open the original article, there's a picture that you will wish you hadn't seen.
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The Principle of Least Interest: He who cares least about a relationship, controls it.
My partner fell off the bed once... (he claimed I bucked him off, but his knee just slipped off the edge).
You've got to tell us, Lily, about the scissors...
The scissors were on top of a book shelf head board. the head board had three selves.
The motion caused them to fall. They stabbed into the bed and then flopped over. Right beside my head.
I just happened to see them as they began to fall And moved over.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
There's a show on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER". Interesting show. One episode featured a couple who had sex while skydiving.
DD watches this often. People are so stupid. I love when they go to the ER and refuse to tell what really happened. How can they treat you? Just effing go home if you aren't going to cooperate.
For the record: No one believes that a guy "fell" on a broomstick. Or a hairbrush. Or a flashlight. Etc. Just say you were getting it on with an object and it got stuck.
For the record: No one believes that a guy "fell" on a broomstick. Or a hairbrush. Or a flashlight. Etc. Just say you were getting it on with an object and it got stuck.
I don't know why they don't just buy an appropriate toy. It would certainly cost less (and be less painful) than the E.R. visit.
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The Principle of Least Interest: He who cares least about a relationship, controls it.
For the record: No one believes that a guy "fell" on a broomstick. Or a hairbrush. Or a flashlight. Etc. Just say you were getting it on with an object and it got stuck.
If someone was honest and just said that...you would be so amazed. Lol
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Out of all the lies I have told, "just kidding" is my favorite !
For the record: No one believes that a guy "fell" on a broomstick. Or a hairbrush. Or a flashlight. Etc. Just say you were getting it on with an object and it got stuck.
Ah, my favorite. The coke bottle. The ER doc just smashed it to stop the suction. I knew the DR. He told me the story
For the record: No one believes that a guy "fell" on a broomstick. Or a hairbrush. Or a flashlight. Etc. Just say you were getting it on with an object and it got stuck.
Ah, my favorite. The coke bottle. The ER doc just smashed it to stop the suction. I knew the DR. He told me the story
Wouldn't that leave glass shards up there to be removed? Sounds painful.
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Out of all the lies I have told, "just kidding" is my favorite !
For the record: No one believes that a guy "fell" on a broomstick. Or a hairbrush. Or a flashlight. Etc. Just say you were getting it on with an object and it got stuck.
Ah, my favorite. The coke bottle. The ER doc just smashed it to stop the suction. I knew the DR. He told me the story
Wouldn't that leave glass shards up there to be removed? Sounds painful.
I've heard about guys who tried using a light bulb (old style, not CFL).
Of course, the bulbs break and the glass does a lot of damage.
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The Principle of Least Interest: He who cares least about a relationship, controls it.
There's a show on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER". Interesting show. One episode featured a couple who had sex while skydiving.
DD watches this often. People are so stupid. I love when they go to the ER and refuse to tell what really happened. How can they treat you? Just effing go home if you aren't going to cooperate.
Right?
I've never understood people that don't just tell the truth. Do you want treated? Yes? Then tell the doctor what happened.
I have a friend who works in xray. The number of uncooperative patients he has mentioned over the years is astounding. It would never occur to me to be uncooperative.
There's a show on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER". Interesting show. One episode featured a couple who had sex while skydiving.
DD watches this often. People are so stupid. I love when they go to the ER and refuse to tell what really happened. How can they treat you? Just effing go home if you aren't going to cooperate.
Right?
I've never understood people that don't just tell the truth. Do you want treated? Yes? Then tell the doctor what happened.
I have a friend who works in xray. The number of uncooperative patients he has mentioned over the years is astounding. It would never occur to me to be uncooperative.
There's a show on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER". Interesting show. One episode featured a couple who had sex while skydiving.
DD watches this often. People are so stupid. I love when they go to the ER and refuse to tell what really happened. How can they treat you? Just effing go home if you aren't going to cooperate.
Right?
I've never understood people that don't just tell the truth. Do you want treated? Yes? Then tell the doctor what happened.
I have a friend who works in xray. The number of uncooperative patients he has mentioned over the years is astounding. It would never occur to me to be uncooperative.
Yep,
patient in ER "my stomach hurts"
Doc "can you tell me more?'
"nope, I dunno"
"ok, let's do an exam"
"no, I don't want to"
SB- that sounds like drug seeking to me. It hurts but don't look at it, just gimme some pain killers.
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Out of all the lies I have told, "just kidding" is my favorite !
There's a show on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER". Interesting show. One episode featured a couple who had sex while skydiving.
DD watches this often. People are so stupid. I love when they go to the ER and refuse to tell what really happened. How can they treat you? Just effing go home if you aren't going to cooperate.
Right?
I've never understood people that don't just tell the truth. Do you want treated? Yes? Then tell the doctor what happened.
I have a friend who works in xray. The number of uncooperative patients he has mentioned over the years is astounding. It would never occur to me to be uncooperative.
Yep,
patient in ER "my stomach hurts"
Doc "can you tell me more?'
"nope, I dunno"
"ok, let's do an exam"
"no, I don't want to"
This is why I couldn't work in a hospital. My response would be: Then get out of my ER.
Don't want help? Don't take up a bed from someone who does.
There's a show on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER". Interesting show. One episode featured a couple who had sex while skydiving.
DD watches this often. People are so stupid. I love when they go to the ER and refuse to tell what really happened. How can they treat you? Just effing go home if you aren't going to cooperate.
Right?
I've never understood people that don't just tell the truth. Do you want treated? Yes? Then tell the doctor what happened.
I have a friend who works in xray. The number of uncooperative patients he has mentioned over the years is astounding. It would never occur to me to be uncooperative.
Yep,
patient in ER "my stomach hurts"
Doc "can you tell me more?'
"nope, I dunno"
"ok, let's do an exam"
"no, I don't want to"
SB- that sounds like drug seeking to me. It hurts but don't look at it, just gimme some pain killers.
Yeah sometimes. We are the only ER for about 40 miles so it's hard to get away with.