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Fast Five Quiz:
Sexual Intercourse-Related Injuries

 

Injuries related to sexual intercourse are common but often untreated because of the patient's embarrassment. Test your knowledge of these injuries and how best to treat them with this short quiz.

 

 

Quiz: Can You Recognize and Treat Sexual Intercourse-Related Injuries?

Richard H. Sinert, DO

March 13, 2015

Although widely underreported and untreated for somewhat obvious reasons, injuries related to sexual intercourse are common. These range from incidental sprains and strains to more significant conditions such as penile fractures. Are you familiar with these common injuries and how best to treat them? Test your knowledge with this short quiz.

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Related Resources

·         Penile Fracture and Trauma

·         Lumbosacral Spine Sprain/Strain Injuries Clinical Presentation

·         Testicular Trauma

 

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Cite this article: Richard H. Sinert. Quiz: Can You Recognize and Treat Sexual Intercourse-Related Injuries? Medscape. Mar 13, 2015.

 

 

 



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Ok this is great. I laughed out loud. I think everyone has had some kind of mishap during sex.

Thank Ed. That's great.


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We get maybe one broken penis a year.

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We get maybe one broken penis a year.


 Seriously?!?  What do they do to treat it?  Splints?  biggrin



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Now we need a "how have you injured yourself during sex" thread.

Almost got stabbed by a pair scissors once.

Had a bed collapse.

Had big knot on my head for a couple days.

Bruises, lumps and bumps.

Fess up ya'll.

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Got REALLY BIT UP by mosquitoes.

My partner fell off the bed once... (he claimed I bucked him off, but his knee just slipped off the edge).

You've got to tell us, Lily, about the scissors...

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Domestic Engineer wrote:
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We get maybe one broken penis a year.


 Seriously?!?  What do they do to treat it?  Splints?  biggrin


There are two balloon-like tubes inside the penis, next to each other above the urethra.

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I wish I had not opened this. Pass the brain bleach!
I have a boring sex life. None of these injuries have happened to me or a partner.


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Got REALLY BIT UP by mosquitoes.

My partner fell off the bed once... (he claimed I bucked him off, but his knee just slipped off the edge).

You've got to tell us, Lily, about the scissors...


 The scissors were on top of a book shelf head board. the head board had three selves. 

The motion caused them to fall. They stabbed into the bed and then flopped over. Right beside my head. 

I just happened to see them as they began to fall And moved over. 

 



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Dona Worry Be Happy wrote:

I wish I had not opened this. Pass the brain bleach!
I have a boring sex life. None of these injuries have happened to me or a partner.


 Dona, thanks for the advice. I think I'll pass...or will I?

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You were warned ...

"If you open the original article, there's a picture that you will wish you hadn't seen."

 

Did you look for brain bleach at Amazon?



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There's a show on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER". Interesting show. One episode featured a couple who had sex while skydiving.

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You were warned ...

"If you open the original article, there's a picture that you will wish you hadn't seen."

 

Did you look for brain bleach at Amazon?


 I didn't even open the article!  And anyways, don't the medscape ones require a password?



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There's a show on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER". Interesting show. One episode featured a couple who had sex while skydiving.


 DD watches this often. People are so stupid. I love when they go to the ER and refuse to tell what really happened. How can they treat you? Just effing go home if you aren't going to cooperate.



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ed11563 wrote:

You were warned ...

"If you open the original article, there's a picture that you will wish you hadn't seen."

 

Did you look for brain bleach at Amazon?


 I didn't even open the article!  And anyways, don't the medscape ones require a password?


I've subscribed, and my computer signs me in automatically. 

So I can see all the articles.

To post them, I first copy the text (which includes links and pictures) and paste it into Word.

Then I copy from Word and paste here.

The pictures don't seem to paste here.

 

I don't know whether you can follow the links and see the articles from any computer that isn't signed in. Maybe someone will let me know???

 

The picture I'd like to un-see is

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Actually, this shouldn't have bothered me, because I've seen a LOT of penis operations. But it's been a while, maybe 15 years.

 



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For the record: No one believes that a guy "fell" on a broomstick. Or a hairbrush. Or a flashlight. Etc. Just say you were getting it on with an object and it got stuck.

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For the record: No one believes that a guy "fell" on a broomstick. Or a hairbrush. Or a flashlight. Etc. Just say you were getting it on with an object and it got stuck.


I don't know why they don't just buy an appropriate toy. It would certainly cost less (and be less painful) than the E.R. visit. 



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For the record: No one believes that a guy "fell" on a broomstick. Or a hairbrush. Or a flashlight. Etc. Just say you were getting it on with an object and it got stuck.


 If someone was honest and just said that...you would be so amazed. Lol



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WIll not click on the spoiler, will not click on the spoiler, WILL NOT CLICK ON--
OH GOD WHY DID I DO IT.

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For the record: No one believes that a guy "fell" on a broomstick. Or a hairbrush. Or a flashlight. Etc. Just say you were getting it on with an object and it got stuck.


Ah, my favorite.  The coke bottle.  The ER doc just smashed it to stop the suction.  I knew the DR. He told me the story 



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Toys get stuck up there too.

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LOL! Anal beads!

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For the record: No one believes that a guy "fell" on a broomstick. Or a hairbrush. Or a flashlight. Etc. Just say you were getting it on with an object and it got stuck.


Ah, my favorite.  The coke bottle.  The ER doc just smashed it to stop the suction.  I knew the DR. He told me the story 


 Wouldn't that leave glass shards up there to be removed? Sounds painful.



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For the record: No one believes that a guy "fell" on a broomstick. Or a hairbrush. Or a flashlight. Etc. Just say you were getting it on with an object and it got stuck.


Ah, my favorite.  The coke bottle.  The ER doc just smashed it to stop the suction.  I knew the DR. He told me the story 


 Wouldn't that leave glass shards up there to be removed? Sounds painful.


I've heard about guys who tried using a light bulb (old style, not CFL).

Of course, the bulbs break and the glass does a lot of damage.



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There's a show on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER". Interesting show. One episode featured a couple who had sex while skydiving.


 DD watches this often. People are so stupid. I love when they go to the ER and refuse to tell what really happened. How can they treat you? Just effing go home if you aren't going to cooperate.


Right?

I've never understood people that don't just tell the truth. Do you want treated? Yes? Then tell the doctor what happened.

I have a friend who works in xray. The number of uncooperative patients he has mentioned over the years is astounding. It would never occur to me to be uncooperative.



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There's a show on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER". Interesting show. One episode featured a couple who had sex while skydiving.


 DD watches this often. People are so stupid. I love when they go to the ER and refuse to tell what really happened. How can they treat you? Just effing go home if you aren't going to cooperate.


Right?

I've never understood people that don't just tell the truth. Do you want treated? Yes? Then tell the doctor what happened.

I have a friend who works in xray. The number of uncooperative patients he has mentioned over the years is astounding. It would never occur to me to be uncooperative.


 Yep,

patient in ER "my stomach hurts"

Doc "can you tell me more?'

"nope, I dunno"

"ok, let's do an exam"

"no, I don't want to"

 



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Southern_Belle wrote:
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Southern_Belle wrote:
chef wrote:

There's a show on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER". Interesting show. One episode featured a couple who had sex while skydiving.


 DD watches this often. People are so stupid. I love when they go to the ER and refuse to tell what really happened. How can they treat you? Just effing go home if you aren't going to cooperate.


Right?

I've never understood people that don't just tell the truth. Do you want treated? Yes? Then tell the doctor what happened.

I have a friend who works in xray. The number of uncooperative patients he has mentioned over the years is astounding. It would never occur to me to be uncooperative.


 Yep,

patient in ER "my stomach hurts"

Doc "can you tell me more?'

"nope, I dunno"

"ok, let's do an exam"

"no, I don't want to"

 


SB- that sounds like drug seeking to me. It hurts but don't look at it, just gimme some pain killers.  



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Southern_Belle wrote:
chef wrote:
Southern_Belle wrote:
chef wrote:

There's a show on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER". Interesting show. One episode featured a couple who had sex while skydiving.


 DD watches this often. People are so stupid. I love when they go to the ER and refuse to tell what really happened. How can they treat you? Just effing go home if you aren't going to cooperate.


Right?

I've never understood people that don't just tell the truth. Do you want treated? Yes? Then tell the doctor what happened.

I have a friend who works in xray. The number of uncooperative patients he has mentioned over the years is astounding. It would never occur to me to be uncooperative.


 Yep,

patient in ER "my stomach hurts"

Doc "can you tell me more?'

"nope, I dunno"

"ok, let's do an exam"

"no, I don't want to"

 


This is why I couldn't work in a hospital. My response would be: Then get out of my ER.

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Mellow Momma wrote:
Southern_Belle wrote:
chef wrote:
Southern_Belle wrote:
chef wrote:

There's a show on TLC called "Sex Sent Me to the ER". Interesting show. One episode featured a couple who had sex while skydiving.


 DD watches this often. People are so stupid. I love when they go to the ER and refuse to tell what really happened. How can they treat you? Just effing go home if you aren't going to cooperate.


Right?

I've never understood people that don't just tell the truth. Do you want treated? Yes? Then tell the doctor what happened.

I have a friend who works in xray. The number of uncooperative patients he has mentioned over the years is astounding. It would never occur to me to be uncooperative.


 Yep,

patient in ER "my stomach hurts"

Doc "can you tell me more?'

"nope, I dunno"

"ok, let's do an exam"

"no, I don't want to"

 


SB- that sounds like drug seeking to me. It hurts but don't look at it, just gimme some pain killers.  


 Yeah sometimes. We are the only ER for about 40 miles so it's hard to get away with.



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