A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
Getting everybody onto the plane can be a long, confusing process. So we're instituting a new boarding system that we hope clears things up. Customers will now board in the following order:
1. Gluten-free customers 2. Members of the Illuminati 3. Those with O-negative blood type 4. Lauries 5. Steves 6. Squirrels 7. Secessionists 8. Men with Low T 9. Canadian royalty 10. People who eat kale 11. Business-in-the-front-party-in-the-back Class 12. Everyone else
Experience this innovative, efficient, and completely PC boarding process yourself, when you book a Bare Fare. Book now, and you'll even get another $24 off* your flight or the flight portion of your vacation package from April 14, 2015 through May 20, 2015. Not valid for travel on Fridays and Sundays. Simply enter 24OFF (all caps, no spaces) in the Promotion Code box on the home page when booking to get these savings! All flights must be booked by 11:59PM on April 1, 2015.
If you haven't figured it out by now, we hope you're enjoying your April Fools Day.
“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
I can! You MIGHT be the original shiny but who will back you up on that?
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
You have to admit LL, this is an April Fools day you won't forget!
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
My daughter has a friend who goes by Shiny. Her name is Cheyenne Skyy. Yes. The vodka.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
I posted my marmalade pictures on FB. My MIL, from Spain, is so confused. She didn't know what the "machine" in the background was. She has been to our house and cooked on our oven. I told her it was the oven. The one she made scones on. She asked me if it was a special oven that chopped fruit. I gave up. I think she has more than two glasses of wine with dinner.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
I posted my marmalade pictures on FB. My MIL, from Spain, is so confused. She didn't know what the "machine" in the background was. She has been to our house and cooked on our oven. I told her it was the oven. The one she made scones on. She asked me if it was a special oven that chopped fruit. I gave up. I think she has more than two glasses of wine with dinner.
Totally couldn't figure out why LL was posting pictures of marmalade . . . .
I can! You MIGHT be the original shiny but who will back you up on that?
OK - now there is one more, and the change was not to me.
I have to admit I'm finding this humorous.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou