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flan327 wrote:

WHY do I keep opening this thread?

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Glutton for punishment?biggrin

Or, just curious about my rat situation? Or, lack there of. As the case may be!wink 

Oh man. What a day!



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I got it!

See. You get you a tin chair and cooler of your favorite adult beverage and a .22. Sit out back and wait for one of those little suckers to show them selves, and then blow them away!

I guess a BB gun could work but the range is a little better with the .22.

Invite the neighbors over, make it a party.

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lilyofcourse wrote:

I got it!

See. You get you a tin chair and cooler of your favorite adult beverage and a .22. Sit out back and wait for one of those little suckers to show them selves, and then blow them away!

I guess a BB gun could work but the range is a little better with the .22.

Invite the neighbors over, make it a party.


LOL! That's a great idea, if you live out in the country!biggrin

If I tried that in my neighborhood, it would land me in jail!cry 



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Sling shot? Dart gun?

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Southern_Belle wrote:

Sling shot? Dart gun?


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And take a chance on hitting one of the neighbor's dogs?

I don't think so.wink 



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Don't miss!


You crack me up!biggrin 



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What? Why would it land you in jail to shoot a BB gun?

I live close enough to the county training and firing range that I am so use to hearing the gun fire, I notice it more when it isn't happening.

Ok. So you need a bat. Of course that means you cant just sit and wait. You will have to seek them out.



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What? Why would it land you in jail to shoot a BB gun?

I live close enough to the county training and firing range that I am so use to hearing the gun fire, I notice it more when it isn't happening.

Ok. So you need a bat. Of course that means you cant just sit and wait. You will have to seek them out.


 Because I live in a neighborhood, Lily.

The houses behind me are no more than 80 or 90 feet away from my back patio. It's only about 40 feet, from my house, to the fence.

If I shot any kind of gun, even a BB gun, and hit someone's child or pet in the next yard.

Yup, gotta believe, I'd be doing time.cry

I would never take the chance.



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I know you live in a neighborhood. I do too.



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Chickens in the neighborhood. Sounds like a bad late night movie.

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lilyofcourse wrote:

Chickens in the neighborhood. Sounds like a bad late night movie.


LOL! Rats in the neighborhood, sounds worse, to me!

The chickens are kind of cute!biggrin 



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lilyofcourse wrote:

I got it!

See. You get you a tin chair and cooler of your favorite adult beverage and a .22. Sit out back and wait for one of those little suckers to show them selves, and then blow them away!

I guess a BB gun could work but the range is a little better with the .22.

Invite the neighbors over, make it a party.


The range for a .22 is a little over a mile.  If you're shooting up at something on top of a fence, you can't possibly see what's down range of it.

 



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lilyofcourse wrote:

I got it!

See. You get you a tin chair and cooler of your favorite adult beverage and a .22. Sit out back and wait for one of those little suckers to show them selves, and then blow them away!

I guess a BB gun could work but the range is a little better with the .22.

Invite the neighbors over, make it a party.


The range for a .22 is a little over a mile.  If you're shooting up at something on top of a fence, you can't possibly see what's down range of it.

 


ed, I really think Lily was joking with me. wink

I didn't take her suggestion seriously.smile 



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lilyofcourse wrote:

I got it!

See. You get you a tin chair and cooler of your favorite adult beverage and a .22. Sit out back and wait for one of those little suckers to show them selves, and then blow them away!

I guess a BB gun could work but the range is a little better with the .22.

Invite the neighbors over, make it a party.


The range for a .22 is a little over a mile.  If you're shooting up at something on top of a fence, you can't possibly see what's down range of it.

 


ed, I really think Lily was joking with me. wink

I didn't take her suggestion seriously.smile 


I know. smile But you're not the only one who might consider shooting at rats. 



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