“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
I suppose asking "where's the pole" could get interesting.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
You realize that we're all women going to dinner with husker? So that means when the check comes we all go to the restroom and then leave out the back door!
You realize that we're all women going to dinner with husker? So that means when the check comes we all go to the restroom and then leave out the back door!
Okay ladies, so we are now in agreement. We are having drinks for all. Several a piece. And shrimp, queso, guac, and chips for an appetizer. Anybody else want anything? We're not doing these cheap salads either. We'll have lobster and steak for dinner and dessert of your choosing.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
Okay ladies, so we are now in agreement. We are having drinks for all. Several a piece. And shrimp, queso, guac, and chips for an appetizer. Anybody else want anything? We're not doing these cheap salads either. We'll have lobster and steak for dinner and dessert of your choosing.
I so love fried oysters.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
Okay ladies, so we are now in agreement. We are having drinks for all. Several a piece. And shrimp, queso, guac, and chips for an appetizer. Anybody else want anything? We're not doing these cheap salads either. We'll have lobster and steak for dinner and dessert of your choosing.
We also need the most expensive bottle of wine to go with the steak
Okay ladies, so we are now in agreement. We are having drinks for all. Several a piece. And shrimp, queso, guac, and chips for an appetizer. Anybody else want anything? We're not doing these cheap salads either. We'll have lobster and steak for dinner and dessert of your choosing.
If we're going to Red Lobster, I always have trouble deciding between the chocolate chip cookie and the chocolate cake - so I'm getting both.
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I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Okay ladies, so we are now in agreement. We are having drinks for all. Several a piece. And shrimp, queso, guac, and chips for an appetizer. Anybody else want anything? We're not doing these cheap salads either. We'll have lobster and steak for dinner and dessert of your choosing.
We also need the most expensive bottle of wine to go with the steak
Okay ladies, so we are now in agreement. We are having drinks for all. Several a piece. And shrimp, queso, guac, and chips for an appetizer. Anybody else want anything? We're not doing these cheap salads either. We'll have lobster and steak for dinner and dessert of your choosing.
We also need the most expensive bottle of wine to go with the steak
Bottle? Um no, that would be BOTTLES
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Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
Okay ladies, so we are now in agreement. We are having drinks for all. Several a piece. And shrimp, queso, guac, and chips for an appetizer. Anybody else want anything? We're not doing these cheap salads either. We'll have lobster and steak for dinner and dessert of your choosing.
If we're going to Red Lobster, I always have trouble deciding between the chocolate chip cookie and the chocolate cake - so I'm getting both.
Oh we are so not doing Red Lobster. Husker is flying you all in to Boston where he will rent some limo's and drive us to the a B&b on the coast of Maine.
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Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
Okay ladies, so we are now in agreement. We are having drinks for all. Several a piece. And shrimp, queso, guac, and chips for an appetizer. Anybody else want anything? We're not doing these cheap salads either. We'll have lobster and steak for dinner and dessert of your choosing.
If we're going to Red Lobster, I always have trouble deciding between the chocolate chip cookie and the chocolate cake - so I'm getting both.
Oh we are so not doing Red Lobster. Husker is flying you all in to Boston where he will rent some limo's and drive us to the a B&b on the coast of Maine.
Okay ladies, so we are now in agreement. We are having drinks for all. Several a piece. And shrimp, queso, guac, and chips for an appetizer. Anybody else want anything? We're not doing these cheap salads either. We'll have lobster and steak for dinner and dessert of your choosing.
If we're going to Red Lobster, I always have trouble deciding between the chocolate chip cookie and the chocolate cake - so I'm getting both.
Oh we are so not doing Red Lobster. Husker is flying you all in to Boston where he will rent some limo's and drive us to the a B&b on the coast of Maine.
Do I have to wear a real bra???
flan
Not in Maine!
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Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
Okay ladies, so we are now in agreement. We are having drinks for all. Several a piece. And shrimp, queso, guac, and chips for an appetizer. Anybody else want anything? We're not doing these cheap salads either. We'll have lobster and steak for dinner and dessert of your choosing.
If we're going to Red Lobster, I always have trouble deciding between the chocolate chip cookie and the chocolate cake - so I'm getting both.
Oh we are so not doing Red Lobster. Husker is flying you all in to Boston where he will rent some limo's and drive us to the a B&b on the coast of Maine.
I was thinking Ruth Chris but I like your Idea better
Okay ladies, so we are now in agreement. We are having drinks for all. Several a piece. And shrimp, queso, guac, and chips for an appetizer. Anybody else want anything? We're not doing these cheap salads either. We'll have lobster and steak for dinner and dessert of your choosing.
If we're going to Red Lobster, I always have trouble deciding between the chocolate chip cookie and the chocolate cake - so I'm getting both.
Oh we are so not doing Red Lobster. Husker is flying you all in to Boston where he will rent some limo's and drive us to the a B&b on the coast of Maine.
I was thinking Ruth Chris but I like your Idea better
I know my way around good sea food.
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I double dog dare Lily to dance on a pole (or just stand next to a nice shiny one) and post a photo!
See, if you had dared me to do this I would have gone outside two doors down, stood next to the stop sign, taken a picture, and posted it.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
I double dog dare Lily to dance on a pole (or just stand next to a nice shiny one) and post a photo!
See, if you had dared me to do this I would have gone outside two doors down, stood next to the stop sign, taken a picture, and posted it.
I double dog dare NJN to post a pole photo.
LOL Okay.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
I double dog dare Lily to dance on a pole (or just stand next to a nice shiny one) and post a photo!
Ok. I'll find a pole.
I ain't skerred.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
husker would hate that. He doesn't like having better looking men than him around...lol. Especially when he has all the ladies to himself.
I thought he wasbetter looking than all the other men - didn't he tell us that on a thread somewhere?
You know we're just having fun, Husker...
He did tell us that.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
I was busy buying dog food today. Yes, it took all day. And then there was this little issue at Wal-Mart...
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
Okay, back story. Not far from where we live is what we politely term "The Ghetto" There are far worse names for it but that pretty much says it all. You go down there and the houses are all duct taped together and there's bars on all the windows. The restaurants proudly advertise "We serve Kool-Aid here!" There's always about forty cars in each yard and none of them run. Most of them don't have wheels or windows. What's even more funny is that all the street names are Bellaire, Rodeo Drive, Beverly Hills, and so on. There is a Wal-Mart in their town but a lot of them won't shop there because everything of any value is locked up. So they will come to our Wal-Mart to shop. You can spot them a mile away. Mostly you smell them a mile away.
So yesterday I went shopping and they had the clearance rack filled up. I'm not a huge "let's buy everything they have" person but I always check it out and keep my eye open for bargains. The last two times I've gone in I've found gluten free bread clearanced to a dollar a loaf. I always buy all the have and bring it home and freeze it. So I was browsing the clearance rack and I found a box of Lucky Charms for a buck, some bbq beans for a quarter a can, and real maple syrup for a buck. I grabbed one of each and was going to get another when my phone rang. I turned to put my stuff in my cart and answer my phone. In that short amount of time this lady and her daughter had come up, parked their cart in front of the rack, and were just sweeping everything off into her cart. Her daughter asked her what they were getting. Mom replied she didn't care, it was all on sale, they were buying it. There was nothing left. They cleaned out the rack. I left. The body odor was overwhelming. I laughed and decided I wasn't desperate enough to look like that much of an idiot.
But I can promise you one thing, if you ever see a news report about fighting in a store at least one of the people come from that neighborhood.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
Oh, she had her daughter climb the rack and toss stuff down. It was hilarious and yet sad.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
Beans were for SS! He loves him some beans. He gets so excited when I make them. I'm missing him!
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
I haven't anywhere around a pole yet. Maybe today.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.