TOTALLY GEEKED!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

RE: FWM's son is getting married...

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tig, you are in charge of hogging the floor when the bride throws her bouquet. You must fight everyone else and beat people to the ground to get it.

Oh, my...I can totally see Tig doing this, with the help of her dog, of course!

flan

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Purse dogs!!!!! Excellent idea! Everyone bring a little purse dog with them!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Ooooooh!

I will eat my entrée with my SALAD FORK.

flan

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

flan327 wrote:
Ooooooh!

I will eat my entrée with my SALAD FORK.

flan

Who needs a fork?

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Where is FWM???????

flan

Momala · Great cook-happy wife-superb fisherman

I will wear a GINORMOUS floppy hat, so those seated behind me can't see the couple

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Let's bring cans of soda and beer and use them as weapons...

flan

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

flan327 wrote:
Let's bring cans of soda and beer and use them as weapons...

flan

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Has anyone offered to bring a screaming baby yet?

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Has anyone offered to bring a screaming baby yet?

Maybe NAOW? Or is she just breastfeeding?

flan

FNW · Guru

I'll show up uninvited, and take the top tier of the cake home, and dance shamelessly with the groom.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

FNW wrote:
I'll show up uninvited, and take the top tier of the cake home, and dance shamelessly with the groom.

And wear a short skirt & go commando?

flan

FNW · Guru

Absolutely. And bring my boys to hog the dance floor while I'm making out with the bride's father.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

FNW wrote:
Absolutely. And bring my boys to hog the dance floor while I'm making out with the bride's father.

Can they have a squirt gun fight?

flan

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

FNW, I just caught the fact that you are going after BOTH the groom & the bride's father...

Wow!

flan

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Ho

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Who is going to take all the centerpieces before the reception is over?

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Ho

I know you are, but what am I?

flan

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Who is going to take all the centerpieces before the reception is over?

Center pieces? There will be no centerpieces, I have allergies!

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

I can only eat steak at weddings. I really hope she's not going to try to pass off dry chicken breasts as a meal?

And remember - no apples!

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

ROFLMAO!

You guys are a hoot!

I haven't been home since 2 pm, yesterday.

Graduation party, and then the tailgate, and the concert.

The concert was fun, and we didn't get rained on! smile

This thread is cracking me up. wink

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
ROFLMAO!
You guys are a hoot!
I haven't been home since 2 pm, yesterday.
Graduation party, and then the tailgate, and the concert.
The concert was fun, and we didn't get rained on!
This thread is cracking me up.

It was meant to scare you! biggrin

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
ROFLMAO!
You guys are a hoot!
I haven't been home since 2 pm, yesterday.
Graduation party, and then the tailgate, and the concert.
The concert was fun, and we didn't get rained on!
This thread is cracking me up.
It was meant to scare you!

Well yes.

That too! wink

ed11563 · Guru

Lawyerlady wrote:
I can only eat steak at weddings. I really hope she's not going to try to pass off dry chicken breasts as a meal?

And remember - no apples!

It must be very difficult for you to attend a wedding if all you can do is eat steak, not dance or talk or eat cake or do ANYTHING but eat steak.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

ed11563 wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
I can only eat steak at weddings. I really hope she's not going to try to pass off dry chicken breasts as a meal?

And remember - no apples!
It must be very difficult for you to attend a wedding if all you can do is eat steak, not dance or talk or eat cake or do ANYTHING but eat steak.

It IS! So, FWM also has to make sure all activities are centered around my table, so I don't miss anything while I eat all the steak.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
ROFLMAO!
You guys are a hoot!
I haven't been home since 2 pm, yesterday.
Graduation party, and then the tailgate, and the concert.
The concert was fun, and we didn't get rained on!
This thread is cracking me up.
It was meant to scare you!
Well yes.
That too!

The funny thing is...you think we're kidding!!!

flan

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

A ticket to each of you using the wrong fork. What an abomination.

I will have to check Miss Manners to see what she says about "going commando". Oh the horrors.

-- Edited by Mellow Momma on Sunday 31st of May 2015 12:37:35 PM

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Mellow Momma wrote:
A ticket to each of you using the wrong fork. What an abomination.

I will have to check Miss Manners to see what she says about "going commando". Oh the horrors.

-- Edited by Mellow Momma on Sunday 31st of May 2015 12:37:35 PM

If you haven't tried it...don't knock it!

evileye

flan

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Mellow Momma wrote:
A ticket to each of you using the wrong fork. What an abomination.

I will have to check Miss Manners to see what she says about "going commando". Oh the horrors.

-- Edited by Mellow Momma on Sunday 31st of May 2015 12:37:35 PM

You can't give me a ticket - I'm not using a fork. I'm eating with my hands.

NAOW · Vette's SS

flan327 wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Has anyone offered to bring a screaming baby yet?
Maybe NAOW? Or is she just breastfeeding?
flan

Yep. I'm doing both. Dd7 can run around with all the other Geek kids causing mischief... And if anyone dares to tell our VSS's to cool it, I will cause the biggest scene.

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

This behavior is appalling. If I weren't so busy posting updates and pics of the bad behavior on all social media, I would SO be out of here.

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

In addition to beating up other guests to get my paws on the bouquet, I will also be encouraging the group of small children I brought with me (for no good reason) to leave me alone and go play on the dance floor.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Tignanello wrote:
In addition to beating up other guests to get my paws on the bouquet, I will also be encouraging the group of small children I brought with me (for no good reason) to leave me alone and go play on the dance floor.

Maybe they can trip some of the dancers??

flan

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

NAOW wrote:
flan327 wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Has anyone offered to bring a screaming baby yet?
Maybe NAOW? Or is she just breastfeeding?
flan
Yep. I'm doing both. Dd7 can run around with all the other Geek kids causing mischief... And if anyone dares to tell our VSS's to cool it, I will cause the biggest scene.

We GOT THIS COVERED!

FWM, are you showing this thread to Conor? LOL

flan

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

flan327 wrote:
NAOW wrote:
flan327 wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Has anyone offered to bring a screaming baby yet?
Maybe NAOW? Or is she just breastfeeding?
flan
Yep. I'm doing both. Dd7 can run around with all the other Geek kids causing mischief... And if anyone dares to tell our VSS's to cool it, I will cause the biggest scene.
We GOT THIS COVERED!
FWM, are you showing this thread to Conor? LOL
flan

Oh, HELL NO!

TG is my secret place.

No one in my family has laid eyes on it.

And, they never will! wink

You guys are a riot! biggrin

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Mellow Momma wrote:
This behavior is appalling. If I weren't so busy posting updates and pics of the bad behavior on all social media, I would SO be out of here.

Are you unfriending us too? We are guestzillas.

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

You can't unfriend me. I know where you live and work (not really! I swear!) and I will come knock on your door and make you re-friend me!!

FNW · Guru

There'd better be lobster.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Tignanello wrote:
You can't unfriend me. I know where you live and work (not really! I swear!) and I will come knock on your door and make you re-friend me!!

I know where she lives!

FNW · Guru

Did I mention I would wear white?

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I WILL EAT ALL THE LOBSTER.

flan

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

And Baby J HAS TO BE a flower girl. She looks best in blue, so make sure the bridemaids' dresses match.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

flan327 wrote:
I WILL EAT ALL THE LOBSTER.

flan

O4 and I will knock you out, tie you up, and stuff you in a closet before you have a chance.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
flan327 wrote:
I WILL EAT ALL THE LOBSTER.

flan
O4 and I will knock you out, tie you up, and stuff you in a closet before you have a chance.

OH IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!

biggrin

flan

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Lawyerlady wrote:
And Baby J HAS TO BE a flower girl. She looks best in blue, so make sure the bridemaids' dresses match.

Our DD's should be Jr Bridesmaids, their dresses should emulate the wedding dress and they can have blue sashes to match Baby J's dress. FWM of course will pay for the dresses.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
And Baby J HAS TO BE a flower girl. She looks best in blue, so make sure the bridemaids' dresses match.
Our DD's should be Jr Bridesmaids, their dresses should emulate the wedding dress and they can have blue sashes to match Baby J's dress. FWM of course will pay for the dresses.

PERFECT!

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

My neighbor's cousin's Uncle Stumpy is trying to break into the baking business. Can he make the cake?

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Southern_Belle wrote:
My neighbor's cousin's Uncle Stumpy is trying to break into the baking business. Can he make the cake?

No.

No!!!

NO.

flan

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

I'm going to do a pole dance on the wedding table.

While the bride and groom are eating! biggrin

I expect to make money off this job.