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I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

RE: FWM's son is getting married...

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

just Czech wrote:
I'm going to do a pole dance on the wedding table.

While the bride and groom are eating!

I expect to make money off this job.

I'll bring single bills!

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
just Czech wrote:
I'm going to do a pole dance on the wedding table.

While the bride and groom are eating!

I expect to make money off this job.
I'll bring single bills!

Hey! %#$@&**%$!!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
just Czech wrote:
I'm going to do a pole dance on the wedding table.

While the bride and groom are eating!

I expect to make money off this job.
I'll bring single bills!

I'll bring quarters!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

FNW wrote:
Did I mention I would wear white?

We're all wearing white. It's going to be a sea of white! biggrin

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
just Czech wrote:
I'm going to do a pole dance on the wedding table.

While the bride and groom are eating!

I expect to make money off this job.
I'll bring single bills!
I'll bring quarters!

You really want to put quarters in my G-string?

Dirty minded little...

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
FNW wrote:
Did I mention I would wear white?
We're all wearing white. It's going to be a sea of white!

I'm wearing black ---- mourning you know. biggrin

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

just Czech wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
FNW wrote:
Did I mention I would wear white?
We're all wearing white. It's going to be a sea of white!
I'm wearing black ---- mourning you know.

Ooooh, a black G-string. Nice. Lace?

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

-- Edited by I know what to do_sometimes on Sunday 31st of May 2015 04:26:36 PM

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

just Czech wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
just Czech wrote:
I'm going to do a pole dance on the wedding table.

While the bride and groom are eating!

I expect to make money off this job.
I'll bring single bills!
I'll bring quarters!
You really want to put quarters in my G-string?
Dirty minded little...

Why yes, yes I do. Because when I put them in I want to see where they roll to!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Lawyerlady wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
FNW wrote:
Did I mention I would wear white?
We're all wearing white. It's going to be a sea of white!
I'm wearing black ---- mourning you know.
Ooooh, a black G-string. Nice. Lace?

For those of us wearing white we have to remember to either wear no bra and panties or to wear something loud underneath. Like a zebra print. Make sure we stand out.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Can I wear tight yoga pants with fat bulging with a pretty low cut top?

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Can I wear tight yoga pants with fat bulging with a pretty low cut top?

Top must be a low cut crop top so your muffin top shows completely.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Lawyerlady wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Can I wear tight yoga pants with fat bulging with a pretty low cut top?
Top must be a low cut crop top so your muffin top shows completely.

biggrin

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Lawyerlady wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
FNW wrote:
Did I mention I would wear white?
We're all wearing white. It's going to be a sea of white!
I'm wearing black ---- mourning you know.
Ooooh, a black G-string. Nice. Lace?

Lace, of course. It's the only proper style to wear.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
just Czech wrote:
I'm going to do a pole dance on the wedding table.

While the bride and groom are eating!

I expect to make money off this job.
I'll bring single bills!
I'll bring quarters!
You really want to put quarters in my G-string?
Dirty minded little...
Why yes, yes I do. Because when I put them in I want to see where they roll to!

Ahh, you're going to get on down there and look. Gotcha ya. wink

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Can I wear tight yoga pants with fat bulging with a pretty low cut top?
Top must be a low cut crop top so your muffin top shows completely.

Be sure the material is really thin, so the cold makes your nipples pop. biggrin

Blankie · Guru

And at the wedding ceremony, we will all sit up front in our tacky clothes and yoga pants and G strings.

And when the officiant gets to the part where it says if anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace,

we will all yell out our objections.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

And someone please make sure the bride and groom bring their phones to the alter so they can change their relationship status immediately.

Momala · Great cook-happy wife-superb fisherman

I will wear solid, unrelieved black - complete with mourning veil (a la Jackie Kennedy), to show my sympathy for the groom, and insist on being seated at the head table.

I will also insist on scallops, rather than lobster. Much more expensive.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Blankie wrote:
And at the wedding ceremony, we will all sit up front in our tacky clothes and yoga pants and G strings.
And when the officiant gets to the part where it says if anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace,
we will all yell out our objections.

We should practice and coordinate on our objections so they are nicely done in a trashy sort of way. aww

Blankie · Guru

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Blankie wrote:
And at the wedding ceremony, we will all sit up front in our tacky clothes and yoga pants and G strings.
And when the officiant gets to the part where it says if anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace,
we will all yell out our objections.
We should practice and coordinate on our objections so they are nicely done in a trashy sort of way.

And at the reception we could grab the mike and give a few of those horrible toasts where they make up fibs about the bride or groom's previous sexual escapades.

edited for oopsie!

-- Edited by Blankie on Sunday 31st of May 2015 05:46:11 PM

-- Edited by Blankie on Sunday 31st of May 2015 05:55:19 PM

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Blankie · Guru

There, that's better.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Momala wrote:
I will wear solid, unrelieved black - complete with mourning veil (a la Jackie Kennedy), to show my sympathy for the groom, and insist on being seated at the head table.

I will also insist on scallops, rather than lobster. Much more expensive.

Dayum, I love scallops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flan

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

I'm going to take pictures and post them all over the internet.

chef · Guru

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
chef wrote:
I will take the last everything bagel and will require a bucket of ranch dressing to dunk it in. I will also be bringing tater tops to put on the tables as party favors.
You must complain loudly and in earshot of the groom's parents about how horrible the food is.

Of course! I will require the mic to use while complaining!

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

This thread is better than the Jerry Springer show!!!

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

Oh - did I mention I'm going to wear flats instead of heels?

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Is Jessi going to have at least 25 bridesmaids? Is at least one going to be pregnant? Is one going to be fat and ruin the pictures?

chillepeppa · Regular

If I lived closer, I would have made it my absolute lives mission to try and photobomb each and every photo the photographer tries to take. There will not be one photo taken at the wedding that me or any one from my entourage will NOT be in, and we will be as trashy as they come... Mullets, beer out of the can, 80's hair and make-up, loud, rude gestures, you name it, we will be there, in the background. No amount of photoshop will be able to save this wedding...

-- Edited by chillepeppa on Monday 1st of June 2015 04:05:13 AM

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Blankie · Guru

I have a feeling FWM will not be mentioning the dates or locations of any of the wedding or pre-wedding events to anyone here. Just in case. biggrin

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Blankie wrote:
I have a feeling FWM will not be mentioning the dates or locations of any of the wedding or pre-wedding events to anyone here. Just in case.

I know right? She'll probably claim they are going to elope!!!

flan

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

flan327 wrote:
Blankie wrote:
I have a feeling FWM will not be mentioning the dates or locations of any of the wedding or pre-wedding events to anyone here. Just in case.
I know right? She'll probably claim they are going to elope!!!
flan

Ummmmm, yeah.

They eloped yesterday. wink

You people are nuts! biggrin biggrin biggrin

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

But I really wanted to see Czech do her pole dance...and NJN use her quarters!

flan

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Jessi's ring! smile

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Another shot. smile

FNW · Guru

Beautiful ring!

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

FNW wrote:
Beautiful ring!

Thank you!

Jessi is thrilled with it.

I think it's perfect for her! smile

FNW · Guru

I remember trying on settings when DH was buying mine. I really wanted a "different" shaped stone, but learned that they did not look good on my hand. Traditional was best. Never knew really that shapes, etc., look differently on different hands.

This setting really suits her hand.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

FNW wrote:
I remember trying on settings when DH was buying mine. I really wanted a "different" shaped stone, but learned that they did not look good on my hand. Traditional was best. Never knew really that shapes, etc., look differently on different hands.

This setting really suits her hand.

I think so, too, FNW.

They picked a really nice ring jacket for it.

And Jessi went with Conor, to pick it out. Which was smart.

She got exactly what she wanted. smile

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Stunning!!!!

flan

FNW · Guru

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
FNW wrote:
I remember trying on settings when DH was buying mine. I really wanted a "different" shaped stone, but learned that they did not look good on my hand. Traditional was best. Never knew really that shapes, etc., look differently on different hands.

This setting really suits her hand.
I think so, too, FNW.
They picked a really nice ring jacket for it.
And Jessi went with Conor, to pick it out. Which was smart.
She got exactly what she wanted.

I went with DH, too. He bought a fake diamond ring to propose, then quickly told me it was fake and we went that same afternoon to buy the real deal. I still have the fake which is beautiful as well.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

So, since there is NO wedding ring, they did NOT elope!

flan

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

flan327 wrote:
So, since there is NO wedding ring, they did NOT elope!

flan

LOL!

You guys crack me up! biggrin

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
flan327 wrote:
So, since there is NO wedding ring, they did NOT elope!

flan
LOL!
You guys crack me up!

We try...you've been under WAY too much stress.

flan

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

flan327 wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
flan327 wrote:
So, since there is NO wedding ring, they did NOT elope!

flan
LOL!
You guys crack me up!
We try...you've been under WAY too much stress.
flan

It's so nice to have a bright spot.

That is for sure! smile

It's really helping to take an edge off the stressful things that have been going on in my family.

NAOW · Vette's SS

The ring is beautiful!

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

NAOW wrote:
The ring is beautiful!

Thank you! We think so, too! smile