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Mellow Momma


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What a pretty ring. It really does suit her hand nicely. Congrats to all!

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Mellow Momma wrote:

What a pretty ring. It really does suit her hand nicely. Congrats to all!

Thank you, MM.smile 



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The ring is beautiful!!!

That will not change the fact that there will be pole dancing, quarters, fake teeth, mullets, photo bombs, tramps and vamps at this wedding. biggrin



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just Czech wrote:

The ring is beautiful!!!

That will not change the fact that there will be pole dancing, quarters, fake teeth, mullets, photo bombs, tramps and vamps at this wedding. biggrin

LOL!

You don't scare me, my pretty!wink 



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Fort Worth Mom wrote:
just Czech wrote:

The ring is beautiful!!!

That will not change the fact that there will be pole dancing, quarters, fake teeth, mullets, photo bombs, tramps and vamps at this wedding. biggrin

LOL!

You don't scare me, my pretty!wink 

 You might want to reconsider, FWM...

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flan327 wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
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The ring is beautiful!!!

That will not change the fact that there will be pole dancing, quarters, fake teeth, mullets, photo bombs, tramps and vamps at this wedding. biggrin

LOL!

You don't scare me, my pretty!wink 

 You might want to reconsider, FWM...

flan

Never underestimate the geeks!!! biggrin

We will have fun planning this wedding for you. wink 



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I think not only should all wear white but demand that the preacher will let us renew our vows during the ceremony too!

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Don't forget to have them set up a "go fund me" site for their honeymoon.

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Fort Worth Mom wrote:
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I have a feeling FWM will not be mentioning the dates or locations of any of the wedding or pre-wedding events to anyone here. Just in case. biggrin

I know right? She'll probably claim they are going to elope!!!

flan 

Ummmmm, yeah.

They eloped yesterday.wink

You people are nuts!biggrinbiggrinbiggrin 

 LOL! Good choice!  biggrin  biggrin biggrin biggrin  Yes, we are certifiably nuts!

I wish I could see the ring, this work computer won't let me. I'll try when I get home.



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Somebody needs to volunteer to stop shaving their pits...

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Somebody needs to volunteer to stop shaving their pits...

flan

and no deoderant 



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Lindley wrote:
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Somebody needs to volunteer to stop shaving their pits...

flan

and no deoderant 

 But cheap stinky perfume IS permitted!

flan



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Somebody needs to volunteer to stop shaving their pits...

flan

and no deoderant 

 But cheap stinky perfume IS permitted!

flan

without showering for days 



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Is husker coming? We need someone to belch and fart...

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Is husker coming? We need someone to belch and fart...

flan

 I'll fart! I don't plan on showering all week either!



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Love it! And so like you have this nice distraction in your life.

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Is husker coming? We need someone to belch and fart...

flan

 I'll fart! I don't plan on showering all week either!

 Fart contest?   I'll make you faint!



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Lawyerlady wrote:
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Is husker coming? We need someone to belch and fart...

flan

 I'll fart! I don't plan on showering all week either!

 Fart contest?   I'll make you faint!

Okay...now I'm scared.

I am NOT sitting downwind of you guys.

flan 



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I vote we set up a real gofundme for their honeymoon and then play some version of a long-term game where every time we win/lose/whatever we have to put a quarter in the fund. When the wedding happens, they get all the money! Could be like, 20 bucks!

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I will be showing up from out of town a week in advance and demand that they host me in their home (as I don't do hotels). I will send them an advance copy of my dietary restrictions and then change my mind when I arrive. I will demand they take me out to dinner and show me all around town but I won't pay for a thing. The day before the wedding I will demand they take me to the airport to pick up DH and DD who will bring the dog with them to stay in FWM's house. We will all eat and drink everything in the house, ruin their towels, and not take our shoes off. It's going to be amazing.

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Mellow Momma wrote:

I will be showing up from out of town a week in advance and demand that they host me in their home (as I don't do hotels). I will send them an advance copy of my dietary restrictions and then change my mind when I arrive. I will demand they take me out to dinner and show me all around town but I won't pay for a thing. The day before the wedding I will demand they take me to the airport to pick up DH and DD who will bring the dog with them to stay in FWM's house. We will all eat and drink everything in the house, ruin their towels, and not take our shoes off. It's going to be amazing.

 and bring your dog?



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Mellow Momma wrote:

I will be showing up from out of town a week in advance and demand that they host me in their home (as I don't do hotels). I will send them an advance copy of my dietary restrictions and then change my mind when I arrive. I will demand they take me out to dinner and show me all around town but I won't pay for a thing. The day before the wedding I will demand they take me to the airport to pick up DH and DD who will bring the dog with them to stay in FWM's house. We will all eat and drink everything in the house, ruin their towels, and not take our shoes off. It's going to be amazing.

 Mellow Momma just won the thread!



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No. She would win if she changed her dietary restrictions once she got there.

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No. She would win if she changed her dietary restrictions once she got there.

 Reread it. I said I would! And I said I was bringing the dog ! 



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No. She would win if she changed her dietary restrictions once she got there.

 Reread it. I said I would! And I said I was bringing the dog ! 

 I can only aspire to be as bad as you!  biggrin



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Warning: I anticipate my dog will have a raging case of the squirts when he arrives. I hope FWM's carpets are white so I can find his little accidents easily.

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Warning: I anticipate my dog will have a raging case of the squirts when he arrives. I hope FWM's carpets are white so I can find his little accidents easily.

 They are beige.  I have been in her house.  They are light enough for your dog to leave a nice stain.



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Warning: I anticipate my dog will have a raging case of the squirts when he arrives. I hope FWM's carpets are white so I can find his little accidents easily.

 They are beige.  I have been in her house.  They are light enough for your dog to leave a nice stain.

 Perfect! I plan on feeding him something that will turn his poop red or orange.



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Scrape the frosting off the cake before it is cut.

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Lindley wrote:

Scrape the frosting off the cake before it is cut.

 Or let your unruly children stick their fingers in the frosting!



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This will be on epic wedding, so many stories for family to tell, so many FB fights about it, and then the TG table.

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We have dogs attending, BUT we have forgotten the CATS!!!

ohfour, SB??

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We have dogs attending, BUT we have forgotten the CATS!!!

ohfour, SB??

flan

Oh YES, 

cats  just LOVE big, noisy crowds and strange places.

Make sure their claws are sharp. And bring a big first aid kit.



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Hmm, I think I will pick up a few stray un-neutered cats and bring them to the wedding. The yowling will blend in perfectly with the dogs, screaming babies and the drama club.

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Who has teenagers? Bring a few to have sex in various locations around the venue - closets, under tables, etc.

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Who has teenagers? Bring a few to have sex in various locations around the venue - closets, under tables, etc.

We can spike the punch and make the teens even more obnoxious. And probably a bunch of adults as well. biggrin 



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We don't need to spike the punch - we've already demanded an open bar!

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We don't need to spike the punch - we've already demanded an open bar!

 Right, but if we spike the punch, people won't know they're drinking alcohol.

(So stay away from the punch, Tig.)

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all the little kids should be given mtn dew to drink and lots of candy. Also I demand that my granddaughters be the flower girls.

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all the little kids should be given mtn dew to drink and lots of candy. Also I demand that my granddaughters be the flower girls.

 Baby J is the flower girl!  Back off! 



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all the little kids should be given mtn dew to drink and lots of candy. Also I demand that my granddaughters be the flower girls.

 Baby J is the flower girl!  Back off! 

 Will she throw a temper tantrum walking down the aisle?

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all the little kids should be given mtn dew to drink and lots of candy. Also I demand that my granddaughters be the flower girls.

 Baby J is the flower girl!  Back off! 

  angered.gif  Those are fighting words



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Lindley wrote:
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all the little kids should be given mtn dew to drink and lots of candy. Also I demand that my granddaughters be the flower girls.

 Baby J is the flower girl!  Back off! 

  angered.gif  Those are fighting words

 Will there be hair pulling involved???

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flan327 wrote:
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all the little kids should be given mtn dew to drink and lots of candy. Also I demand that my granddaughters be the flower girls.

 Baby J is the flower girl!  Back off! 

 Will she throw a temper tantrum walking down the aisle?

flan

 I know my oldest gd will 



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flan327 wrote:
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all the little kids should be given mtn dew to drink and lots of candy. Also I demand that my granddaughters be the flower girls.

 Baby J is the flower girl!  Back off! 

  angered.gif  Those are fighting words

 Will there be hair pulling involved???

flan

 All the geeks will get into a fight to have their kids and grandkids be in the wedding 



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Oh and the flower girls will sing all those songs from Frozen. And make the DJ play them over and over and over and over.............

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Lindley wrote:
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all the little kids should be given mtn dew to drink and lots of candy. Also I demand that my granddaughters be the flower girls.

 Baby J is the flower girl!  Back off! 

  angered.gif  Those are fighting words

 Will there be hair pulling involved???

flan

 All the geeks will get into a fight to have their kids and grandkids be in the wedding 

 Well, I plan on keeping Itty bitty far away from you loonies!

flan



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Lindley wrote:
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all the little kids should be given mtn dew to drink and lots of candy. Also I demand that my granddaughters be the flower girls.

 Baby J is the flower girl!  Back off! 

  angered.gif  Those are fighting words

 Bring it on!  No wedding is complete without a girl fight! 



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I hosey Little Man is the ring bearer. And he will be naked.



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I hosey Little Man is the ring bearer. And he will be naked.

And I guarantee he will lose the rings. Yeah! 



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