TOTALLY GEEKED!

Blankie wrote:

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We could hijack the start of the ceremony by dancing wildly down the aisle, just before the bride walks in. Like they did in the The Office.

Only we'll be dressed just in thongs and pasties, careening along, clutching our portable stripper poles. That goes for the guys too.

There'll be so much flab flying and saggy boobs jiggling, the guests will all run for cover.

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Suddenly I feel like eloping too...

Tignanello wrote:

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Blankie wrote:

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We could hijack the start of the ceremony by dancing wildly down the aisle, just before the bride walks in. Like they did in the The Office.

Only we'll be dressed just in thongs and pasties, careening along, clutching our portable stripper poles. That goes for the guys too.

There'll be so much flab flying and saggy boobs jiggling, the guests will all run for cover.

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 But wait - Isn't FWM going to go all Mom-Of-The-Groom-Zilla and make sure that we're all invited, thus making us the only guests?  Who would be left for us to scare?

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 Hmmm good point.  Perhaps we could pull pranks on each other?

Mellow Momma wrote:

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Noooo. She will tell the bride at the last minute that she is inviting at least 50 extra people and force the bride to accommodate the extra guests she didn't plan on.

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 Oh right.  That makes sense!

Before or after the bride tries to walk it?

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

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Tignanello wrote:

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Before or after the bride tries to walk it?

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 Duh, we are going to push the bride out of the way and do it.

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 Let's save ourselves the effort and bring a baby to stick on the bride's train!  Then she could drag it down the aisle and we could all laugh!

Lawyerlady wrote:

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Mellow Momma wrote:

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Noooo. She will tell the bride at the last minute that she is inviting at least 50 extra people and force the bride to accommodate the extra guests she didn't plan on.

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 Who needs an invitation?  We'll all just show up.

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DUH!!!

I'll wear shorts & flip flops!

flan 

Blankie wrote:

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flan327 wrote:

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Lawyerlady wrote:

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Mellow Momma wrote:

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Noooo. She will tell the bride at the last minute that she is inviting at least 50 extra people and force the bride to accommodate the extra guests she didn't plan on.

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 Who needs an invitation?  We'll all just show up.

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DUH!!!

I'll wear shorts & flip flops!

flan 

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 We could all show up naked.

 

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 I haven't had time to follow the entire thread - will it be warm enough for that, Blankie?

Honeys_Mom wrote:

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Blankie wrote:

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flan327 wrote:

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Lawyerlady wrote:

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Mellow Momma wrote:

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Noooo. She will tell the bride at the last minute that she is inviting at least 50 extra people and force the bride to accommodate the extra guests she didn't plan on.

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 Who needs an invitation?  We'll all just show up.

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DUH!!!

I'll wear shorts & flip flops!

flan 

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 We could all show up naked.

 

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 I haven't had time to follow the entire thread - will it be warm enough for that, Blankie?

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 WEll, hello!  We get to demand the date, so we can make sure it is!

flan327 wrote:

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Is it going to be outside or inside, LL?

flan

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 I expect it to be at the most expensive venue around with the highest rated caterer. 

flan327 wrote:

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Lawyerlady wrote:

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flan327 wrote:

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Is it going to be outside or inside, LL?

flan

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 I expect it to be at the most expensive venue around with the highest rated caterer. 

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 I was leaning toward tacky & possibly a pitch-in.

flan

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 No, no, no.  If I'm going to bother to go, I expect it to be an amazing event worthy of my presence.

Lawyerlady wrote:

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flan327 wrote:

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Lawyerlady wrote:

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flan327 wrote:

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Is it going to be outside or inside, LL?

flan

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 I expect it to be at the most expensive venue around with the highest rated caterer. 

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 I was leaning toward tacky & possibly a pitch-in.

flan

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 No, no, no.  If I'm going to bother to go, I expect it to be an amazing event worthy of my presence.

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 NO BACON.

flan

Honeys_Mom wrote:

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flan327 wrote:

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Lawyerlady wrote:

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flan327 wrote:

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Is it going to be outside or inside, LL?

flan

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 I expect it to be at the most expensive venue around with the highest rated caterer. 

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 I was leaning toward tacky & possibly a pitch-in.

flan

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 If we're going to show up naked, I expect the very best.  Flan, we had better bring coats just in case...

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 Nope, shorts & flip flops...

flan

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

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There must be scallops wrapped in bacon or else I won't show.

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 Well...you could always show up and demand that the caterer make you the meal of your choosing! That's would be totally acceptable. 

I don't care if it's catered or not. I'm still bringing a green jell-o mold with pineapple chunks floating in it.

Who is bringing sauerkraut? We need more STANK!

flan

just Czech wrote:

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I'm bringing a HUGE water pump gun. BWAHAHAHA

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Before or after your pole dance???

flan 

just Czech wrote:

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flan327 wrote:

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just Czech wrote:

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I'm bringing a HUGE water pump gun. BWAHAHAHA

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Before or after your pole dance???

flan 

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Before of course. I want to slither on that pole.  

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I just threw up a little in my mouth.

flan 

just Czech wrote:

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flan327 wrote:

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just Czech wrote:

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flan327 wrote:

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just Czech wrote:

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I'm bringing a HUGE water pump gun. BWAHAHAHA

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Before or after your pole dance???

flan 

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Before of course. I want to slither on that pole.  

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I just threw up a little in my mouth.

flan 

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Jealous?  

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I have no words... 

flan

Pole dance. Jell-0. Nakedness. Water pump guns.

We've got our own reality TV show here.

We could fling the sauerkraut, scallops and Jell-O at the naked pole dancers.

Then someone else could rinse them off with the water pump guns.

If you hit a nipple with the water gun, you get 10 extra points.

I think the bride needs to wear a plastic waterproof dress, FWM.

-- Edited by Blankie on Friday 5th of June 2015 05:22:04 PM

I bought a water gun and a water balloon gun today, just saying.

Blankie wrote:

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Pole dance. Jell-0. Nakedness. Water pump guns.

We've got our own reality TV show here.

We could fling the sauerkraut, scallops and Jell-O at the naked pole dancers.

Then someone else could rinse them off with the water pump guns.

If you hit a nipple with the water gun, you get 10 extra points.

I think the bride needs to wear a plastic waterproof dress, FWM.

-- Edited by Blankie on Friday 5th of June 2015 05:22:04 PM

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 Blankie, sometimes you scare me. 

Since this is turning into a redneck wedding I think there should be mattress surfing. That's when you drag a mattress around a field with a truck and people stand on it and "surf".