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Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

RE: FWM's son is getting married...

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Honeys_Mom wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Can we hire that lady that can pop a ping pong ball out of her vajayjay to perform?
OMG, I have apparently been quite sheltered during my life...

You Tube. And no, I didn't go looking for it. But you know how people are. "You should see what I found on You Tube! You HAVE to check it out!"

Just for the record, she can shoot it pretty darn far!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Lawyerlady wrote:
What kind of candy bars and shots do we get for the dollar dance?

I want Jello shots.

Blankie · Guru

Honeys_Mom wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Pole dance. Jell-0. Nakedness. Water pump guns.
We've got our own reality TV show here.
We could fling the sauerkraut, scallops and Jell-O at the naked pole dancers.
Then someone else could rinse them off with the water pump guns.
If you hit a nipple with the water gun, you get 10 extra points.
I think the bride needs to wear a plastic waterproof dress, FWM.

-- Edited by Blankie on Friday 5th of June 2015 05:22:04 PM
Blankie, sometimes you scare me.

Alrighty! We've got our first volunteer. biggrin

ed11563 · Guru

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
What kind of candy bars and shots do we get for the dollar dance?
I want Jello shots.

I want a backyard barbeque with beer and burgers and chips.

Maybe someone playing an accordion. Followed by bagpipes.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Ooooh, bagpipes are good! Played by a hairy guy in kilts. Of course it will be a windy day...

flan

Blankie · Guru

flan327 wrote:
Ooooh, bagpipes are good! Played by a hairy guy in kilts. Of course it will be a windy day...

flan

If it's windy, the kilted bagpiper must be a young studmuffin. For pleasant viewing.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Blankie wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Ooooh, bagpipes are good! Played by a hairy guy in kilts. Of course it will be a windy day...

flan
If it's windy, the kilted bagpiper must be a young studmuffin. For pleasant viewing.

Okay, we can have more than one bagpiper. I was going for the gross-out factor.

flan

Blankie · Guru

flan327 wrote:
Blankie wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Ooooh, bagpipes are good! Played by a hairy guy in kilts. Of course it will be a windy day...

flan
If it's windy, the kilted bagpiper must be a young studmuffin. For pleasant viewing.
Okay, we can have more than one bagpiper. I was going for the gross-out factor.
flan

biggrin Oh yeah! Bring on the saggy-nutted old bagpiper! He'll probably fart more than the young guy, so that's a plus.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

I had a bagpipe player at my wedding. We still keep in touch with them. They're friends of ours. One call and he's there. Kilt and all.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I had a bagpipe player at my wedding. We still keep in touch with them. They're friends of ours. One call and he's there. Kilt and all.

Cool. Is he the good-looking one of the old hairy one?

biggrin

flan

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Old and hairy.

Blankie · Guru

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Old and hairy.

Cool! Is he available the day of the wedding? Preferably sans underwear, of course.

-- Edited by Blankie on Sunday 7th of June 2015 01:33:15 PM

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Blankie wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Old and hairy.
Cool! Is he available the day of the wedding? Preferably sans underwear, of course.

-- Edited by Blankie on Sunday 7th of June 2015 01:33:15 PM

He has NO choice! NO UNDERWEAR!!!!!

flan

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

flan327 wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Old and hairy.
Cool! Is he available the day of the wedding? Preferably sans underwear, of course.

-- Edited by Blankie on Sunday 7th of June 2015 01:33:15 PM
He has NO choice! NO UNDERWEAR!!!!!
flan

He is available that day and, at our wedding, none of the kilt wearers wore undies. Well, except SS who was a tot.

Blankie · Guru

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Old and hairy.
Cool! Is he available the day of the wedding? Preferably sans underwear, of course.

-- Edited by Blankie on Sunday 7th of June 2015 01:33:15 PM
He has NO choice! NO UNDERWEAR!!!!!
flan
He is available that day and, at our wedding, none of the kilt wearers wore undies. Well, except SS who was a tot.

Did you hear that, FWM? One commando bagpiper at the ready.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

I wonder if he can play "you can leave your hat on" on those pipes to accompany Czech with her pole dancing.?

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
I wonder if he can play "you can leave your hat on" on those pipes to accompany Czech with her pole dancing.?

Good idea!

flan

Blankie · Guru

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
I wonder if he can play "you can leave your hat on" on those pipes to accompany Czech with her pole dancing.?

Ha!

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

just Czech wrote:

You know you love it, Czech!

flan

Blankie · Guru

How about this one, Czech? You can take that off. It's real easy when you only have one thing on to take off.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Blankie wrote:
How about this one, Czech? You can take that off. It's real easy when you only have one thing on to take off.

She's not even wearing pasties and a G-string??????

flan

Blankie · Guru

flan327 wrote:
Blankie wrote:
How about this one, Czech? You can take that off. It's real easy when you only have one thing on to take off.
She's not even wearing pasties and a G-string??????
flan

Checkered pasties and a red G-string would look nice. For as long as they stay on, that is.

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

I'm LOLing about "old and hairy"...

biggrin

Blankie · Guru

Honeys_Mom wrote:
I'm LOLing about "old and hairy"...

I would crash this wedding just to see old hairy balls serenading us on the bagpipes.

What a sweet picture!

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Blankie wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
I'm LOLing about "old and hairy"...
I would crash this wedding just to see old hairy balls serenading us on the bagpipes.
What a sweet picture!

Well we all will be wedding crashers since there is no chance in HE double hockey sticks that we will be invited!

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
I'm LOLing about "old and hairy"...
I would crash this wedding just to see old hairy balls serenading us on the bagpipes.
What a sweet picture!
Well we all will be wedding crashers since there is no chance in HE double hockey sticks that we will be invited!

Who needs an invitation? Doesn't it go without saying that we all just assume a tacit invitation and show up in all our tawdry wedding crasher glory? Old balls and all? Augh, what a picture! Has anyone done a reality show like that? By gum, we could all be rich!!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Honeys_Mom wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
I'm LOLing about "old and hairy"...
I would crash this wedding just to see old hairy balls serenading us on the bagpipes.
What a sweet picture!
Well we all will be wedding crashers since there is no chance in HE double hockey sticks that we will be invited!
Who needs an invitation? Doesn't it go without saying that we all just assume a tacit invitation and show up in all our tawdry wedding crasher glory? Old balls and all? Augh, what a picture! Has anyone done a reality show like that? By gum, we could all be rich!!

I am currently emailing In Touch magazine. They have such low standards I'm sure they'll take this on.

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Ummmm...I think I have other plans that weekend. Not sure I am going to be able to make it. Unless you want me to take the pics/video, in which case I am there. Just not sure I want to be photographed with all you lovely ladies. You would make me look bad because of your awesomeness. Yeah. That's it.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Honeys_Mom wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
I'm LOLing about "old and hairy"...
I would crash this wedding just to see old hairy balls serenading us on the bagpipes.
What a sweet picture!
Well we all will be wedding crashers since there is no chance in HE double hockey sticks that we will be invited!
Who needs an invitation? Doesn't it go without saying that we all just assume a tacit invitation and show up in all our tawdry wedding crasher glory? Old balls and all? Augh, what a picture! Has anyone done a reality show like that? By gum, we could all be rich!!

As out of town guests, we also will be attending the rehearsal dinner.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Mellow Momma wrote:
Ummmm...I think I have other plans that weekend. Not sure I am going to be able to make it. Unless you want me to take the pics/video, in which case I am there. Just not sure I want to be photographed with all you lovely ladies. You would make me look bad because of your awesomeness. Yeah. That's it.

evileye

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Blankie wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Blankie wrote:
How about this one, Czech? You can take that off. It's real easy when you only have one thing on to take off.
She's not even wearing pasties and a G-string??????
flan
Checkered pasties and a red G-string would look nice. For as long as they stay on, that is.

I think that beautiful accessory will go well with my BLACK LACE G-string. I will look so..... classy. biggrin

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
Ummmm...I think I have other plans that weekend. Not sure I am going to be able to make it. Unless you want me to take the pics/video, in which case I am there. Just not sure I want to be photographed with all you lovely ladies. You would make me look bad because of your awesomeness. Yeah. That's it.

She's right, IKWTDS, we ARE awesome. biggrin

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

just Czech wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
Ummmm...I think I have other plans that weekend. Not sure I am going to be able to make it. Unless you want me to take the pics/video, in which case I am there. Just not sure I want to be photographed with all you lovely ladies. You would make me look bad because of your awesomeness. Yeah. That's it.

She's right, IKWTDS, we ARE awesome.

MM is scared of us...

flan

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

flan327 wrote:
just Czech wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
Ummmm...I think I have other plans that weekend. Not sure I am going to be able to make it. Unless you want me to take the pics/video, in which case I am there. Just not sure I want to be photographed with all you lovely ladies. You would make me look bad because of your awesomeness. Yeah. That's it.

She's right, IKWTDS, we ARE awesome.
MM is scared of us...
flan

Scared of your awesomeness. Yep. That's for sure.

Blankie · Guru

Mellow Momma wrote:
Ummmm...I think I have other plans that weekend. Not sure I am going to be able to make it. Unless you want me to take the pics/video, in which case I am there. Just not sure I want to be photographed with all you lovely ladies. You would make me look bad because of your awesomeness. Yeah. That's it.

You mean all us lovely NAKED ladies with our saggy droopy body parts?

C'mon, MM, this is the photo op of a lifetime.

Nobody will even glance at the bride. We are stealing this show and you can be a part of it!

Hope you'll reconsider. If you don't have any sag, we could put you up front.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Blankie wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
Ummmm...I think I have other plans that weekend. Not sure I am going to be able to make it. Unless you want me to take the pics/video, in which case I am there. Just not sure I want to be photographed with all you lovely ladies. You would make me look bad because of your awesomeness. Yeah. That's it.
You mean all us lovely NAKED ladies with our saggy droopy body parts?
C'mon, MM, this is the photo op of a lifetime.
Nobody will even glance at the bride. We are stealing this show and you can be a part of it!
Hope you'll reconsider. If you don't have any sag, we could put you up front.

WE IZ AWESOME.

flan

Blankie · Guru

flan327 wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
Ummmm...I think I have other plans that weekend. Not sure I am going to be able to make it. Unless you want me to take the pics/video, in which case I am there. Just not sure I want to be photographed with all you lovely ladies. You would make me look bad because of your awesomeness. Yeah. That's it.
You mean all us lovely NAKED ladies with our saggy droopy body parts?
C'mon, MM, this is the photo op of a lifetime.
Nobody will even glance at the bride. We are stealing this show and you can be a part of it!
Hope you'll reconsider. If you don't have any sag, we could put you up front.
WE IZ AWESOME.
flan

YES WE IZ!

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

(popping my chewing gum loudly) I have a poodle skirt to wear over the black lace G-string. We need a theme..