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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/84618307/

 

You all have to go look at the link above.  It is priceless!



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Yeah, that's pretty bad!

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That's about like the talk we got around 13 on that day that divided the 8th grade.

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Um, the picture of the head coming out is scary.

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

Um, the picture of the head coming out is scary.

Yeah...and those little arms...

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flan327 wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

Um, the picture of the head coming out is scary.

Yeah...and those little arms...

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 That is a very poor quality book.  It's kind of scary looking.  I can't imagine being a kid reading it.



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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

Um, the picture of the head coming out is scary.

 I laughed so hard when I saw those pictures. Who thought it was a good idea?!



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I'm strangely aroused

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Bonny22Pye wrote:
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Um, the picture of the head coming out is scary.

 I laughed so hard when I saw those pictures. Who thought it was a good idea?!

 There is a really good book out there called How Babies are Made that is very well done and very well illustrated.  I wouldn't show the book in the OP to my kids.  It's scary!  Or at least strange.



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flan327 wrote:
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Um, the picture of the head coming out is scary.

Yeah...and those little arms...

flan 

 Did you notice the doctor had a toilet plunger in his hand? That was hysterical. 

Overall, it sounds like the book was put through Google translate one too many times. Very awkward wording. 



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Mellow Momma wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

Um, the picture of the head coming out is scary.

Yeah...and those little arms...

flan 

 Did you notice the doctor had a toilet plunger in his hand? That was hysterical. 

Overall, it sounds like the book was put through Google translate one too many times. Very awkward wording. 

 I love how everyone is HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!  All the damn time.  Daddy is THRILLED he's having a baby!  And I guess mom smiled through all of delivery because she was so damn happy.  Apparently this is the one percent of families where everyone is normal and HAPPY! 



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It's geared towards kids. Do they need anything more at that point in life?

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lilyofcourse wrote:

It's geared towards kids. Do they need anything more at that point in life?

 I've seen several books that were a hundred times better.  Not in the fact that they gave more details but the wording was way better and the illustrations were a thousand times better.



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I'm sure.

It's just one of who knows how many.


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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

Um, the picture of the head coming out is scary.

Yeah...and those little arms...

flan 

 Did you notice the doctor had a toilet plunger in his hand? That was hysterical. 

Overall, it sounds like the book was put through Google translate one too many times. Very awkward wording. 

 I love how everyone is HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!  All the damn time.  Daddy is THRILLED he's having a baby!  And I guess mom smiled through all of delivery because she was so damn happy.  Apparently this is the one percent of families where everyone is normal and HAPPY! 

 Should they have the mom screaming in agony? Maybe dad could be chain smoking in the waiting room. Or maybe not even there at all. 

 



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It was written in 1975, and the author is obviously European.

There are tons of excellent books available that explain "how babies are made." This is not one of them.

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