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An Airline Passenger Took A Crap So Foul They Had To Land The Plane

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Dennis DiClaudio15-May

Having to use an airplane bathroom is indignity enough. Can you imagine what it would do to your self-esteem if your after-stench actually grounded an entire flight full of travelers. 

 

 

Source: Wikimedia Commons
 

 

Because that's exactly what happened to some poor man or woman (though, probably a man) who was flying British Airways from London to Dubai. 

 

It appears that about fifteen minutes into the flight, a gastroenterologically distressed passenger took an emergency trip into the small room in the back of the plane to empty the contents of their lower intestine that thing that passes for a toilet. That's probably about seven seconds after the seatbelt light went off, so something pretty awful was probably brewing.

 

Source: Wikipedia
 

 

Shortly after the newly relieved passenger left the bathroom, his or her fellow travelers apparently started complaining to the crew about an ungodly rank odor emanating from bathroom. The complaints were so insistent and numerous that the captain was forced to make an announcement. 

 

"He said you may have noticed there’s a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets," passenger Abhishek Sachdev told The Daily Mail. "He said it was liquid fecal excrement, those are the words he used. He said it's not a technical fault with the plane, and he was very adamant about that."

 

Imagine being the offending pooper and hearing that message. I'd probably just open the emergency door and try to escape into the stratosphere.

The crew never was able to adequately clean out the bathroom, and they couldn't have customers breathing noxious effluvia for seven hours, so the captain decided to turn the plane around—turn the plane around!!!—over Germany and take everyone back to Heathrow Airport.

 

The next flight to Dubai wasn't for another 15 hours, so British Airways wound up giving everyone onboard food vouchers and putting them up in nearby hotels.

 

All because one person dropped some remarkably foul heat.



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Well food makes everything better! Unless it upsets your GI system and makes you poop.

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No body had a match or spray?

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Oh good grief.

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Cannot believe there was no way to cover or disperse the smell... And it seems strange that it would hang around for so long....

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This is hilarious.

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Ha! This plane thread is much more fun than the others.



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Wow, that must have been one gross poo. Traveling is really bad on the routine, especially if one is eating delicacies from other countries, I don't do that the day prior to flying for this very reason.

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They should have just kicked the party pooper (pun intended) off the plane!

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I love poop jokes.

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So no flight attendant had spray? Or the sense to close the door ? I don't get it.

Usually the food smells ways worse than anything else on the plane.

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Mellow Momma wrote:

So no flight attendant had spray? Or the sense to close the door ? I don't get it.

Usually the food smells ways worse than anything else on the plane.

 I think it was so bad, none of those remedies would help.



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I can't believe not a single woman had a mini spritzer of perfume.

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

I can't believe not a single woman had a mini spritzer of perfume.

 Can't get it past TSA I bet. 

 



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I have a ton of them that would get past TSA. All you need is a mini one. One or two ounces.

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Mellow Momma wrote:

So no flight attendant had spray? Or the sense to close the door ? I don't get it.

Usually the food smells ways worse than anything else on the plane.

 I think it was so bad, none of those remedies would help.

Those sprays are no match for that dump.

You need an industrial strength vapor sucker, a vent to suck out the smell, like they have in nice public restrooms.

Maybe they can't build them into planes because the ventilation system capacity is different than in a building. 

Of all places, an airplane bathroom needs a vent the most.



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Can't believe that on a Saturday night we are talking really bad poop.confuse



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POOP!!

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

POOP!!

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It's always a fun thread when you can say poop.

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Sh!t




I can't believe they turned the plane around for a stinky dump. I can't even imagine. I would be SO mad if I was on that flight. And how humiliating for the person who did it!

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What would they do if they knew who it was? Ban them for smelling bad? I mean, how can you come off smelling good while kicking a pooper off a plane?

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People should really carry their poo-pouri.

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Lawyerlady wrote:

People should really carry their poo-pouri.

 bleh



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Couldn't they just open a window to air it out? Lol

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VetteGirl wrote:

Couldn't they just open a window to air it out? Lol

There you go! Open all the windows! biggrin

At least there won't be anyone left to complain. 



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Haha true blankie!

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

This is hilarious.

 Well, poop is funny--unless you happened to be on that plane.



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People should really carry their poo-pouri.
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Since it was, as the Captain said, "liquid fecal excrement", wouldn't it stand to reason that it already was pour-y, and that he did carry it?

LOL

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