I don't remember if this has been posted here before or not, but I always get a chuckle out of it when it pops up.
Was this written by a man or a woman? Does it matter?
The Principle of Least Interest: He who cares least about a relationship, controls it.
Always misinterpret when you can.
I drink coffee so I don't kill you.
I quilt so I don't kill you.
Do you see a theme?
Faith isn't something that keeps bad things from happening. Faith is what helps us get through bad things when they do happen.
Cute!
Ohioan by birth, Texan by choice!
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
Chocolate is the most important food group.
Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
Frozen is the bestest movie ever, NOT!
~~Four Wheels Move the Body~~ ~~ Two Wheels Move the Soul~~
Dear Prudie,
I have M&M's in the house, and NO ONE is pregnant or menstruating. Is there something wrong with me?
ed11563 wrote:Dear Prudie,I have M&M's in the house, and NO ONE is pregnant or menstruating. Is there something wrong with me?
Yes.
LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
#it's5o'clocksomewhere
Lawyerlady wrote:ed11563 wrote:Dear Prudie,I have M&M's in the house, and NO ONE is pregnant or menstruating. Is there something wrong with me? Yes.
Thank you for clarifying.
FNW wrote:I just ordered green M&Ms with DH's picture on them.
I just ordered green M&Ms with DH's picture on them.
Hahaha.
