A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
I don't get having 20 pieces of silverware at a place setting with 10 plates and glasses either.
I mean, yes, it's pretty. I've tried doing it. But I really don't care if I have to eat my entire meal with the same fork.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
I like soft boiled eggs, but I don't use egg cups and don't know anyone who ever did.
I remember when I was a kid, there was some kids magazine and it had an alphabet page on the letter E, and had a picture of an egg in an egg cup. I didn't know what it was, in a confused voice I said "Roll-on?" Cracked my mom up. (Like roll-on deoderant)
We had those when I was little, and when I worked in luxury hospitality we had them - for the rare occaison that someone ordered a soft-boiled egg rather than poached.
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
I like fried eggs, hard boiled eggs and scrambled eggs but poached eggs and soft boiled eggs make me gag.
DH likes his over easy. I like mine over hard. He always tells me I'm gross.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
Fried, I want the whites done and the yellow just almost done. I like it when you pop the yolk and it just bulges but not run all over.
Scrambled with cheese.
Omelets, pretty much any way.
Hard boiled.
Never had poached or Benedict or any other fancy shamancy way.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
Like so fresh it's still warm from the hen's butt.
-- Edited by lilyofcourse on Thursday 15th of October 2015 09:12:26 PM
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
Hello? I've pulled eggs from under chickens more than a few times.
Sometimes, you pick it up and the shell hasn't completely hardened yet.
Now that's fresh.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
Like so fresh it's still warm from the hen's butt.
-- Edited by lilyofcourse on Thursday 15th of October 2015 09:12:26 PM
You do know that they don't really come out of the hen's butt, don't you?
Actually, yes, eggs do technically come from the hen's butt. Birds only have one opening for waste - the cloaca. For female birds, the egg is also expelled through the cloaca.
Believe it or not, the egg laying process for a chicken begins in its eye. Chickens lay eggs only after receiving a light cue, either from natural sunlight entering a coop or artificial light illuminating a commercial egg hatchery. The light stimulates a photo-receptive gland near the chicken's eye, which in turn triggers the release of an egg cell from the chicken's ovary.
Most chickens lay eggs on an almost daily basis, unlike some other egg-laying animals which only release an egg every thirty days or so. The chicken also releases a small disk of material which surrounds the egg cell and provides nutrition. The chicken's uterus also fills up with albumen, the viscous substance we know better as egg white.
Meanwhile, a membrane forms around the inside uterine wall, which seals in the egg cell, yolk and albumen. Eventually a mixture of water, salt and calcium surround this membrane and form a thin but structurally sturdy outer shell. This shell is molded in the shape of the uterine wall, thus giving a chicken's egg its distinctive shape. While in the uterus, the egg's narrower end points downward, but it will later turn and be ejected wider end first.
Once the egg has fully formed, the chicken's uterus begins to contract in an effort to expel it. The egg moves down a vaginal canal towards an external opening known as a vent. The vent is a common opening for both egg laying and waste elimination, but a chicken cannot perform both functions at the same time. An internal flap known as a cloaca keeps the vaginal canal and the intestinal track separate until either an egg or excrement reach the vent. When a chicken is laying an egg, the cloaca descends and blocks the intestinal track.
Once the egg passes the cloaca, it is carefully expelled through a series of muscular contractions which essentially turn the vaginal canal and cloaca inside out at one point. Eventually the egg is pushed out through the vent and ideally lands intact on the ground. Many chickens let out an audible cluck at this point, but designated egg layers rarely display any other maternal concern. These chickens lay eggs every 24 to 36 hours at the height of their productive years, so individual eggs rarely attract their attention.
Once a chicken lays a certain number of eggs, it may stop producing more eggs and go into a "brooding" stage, a maternal stage in which the mother will sit on her eggs until they hatch. In order to prevent egg layers from brooding, freshly laid eggs must be removed on a daily basis. Chickens lay eggs as long as they believe they need more to form a proper brood. The egg laying process continues whether or not a rooster provides enough sperm for fertilization. A chicken cannot tell if an individual egg has been successfully fertilized or not.
I know this is off-topic, but do any of you ever watch Survivor?
Sometimes they get a couple chickens and a rooster, and most times they don't want to kill them because of egg laying. I always fight with them!
That rooster would be a goner.
I could see hanging on to the chickens for a while, but that rooster would be roasting before sunset.
What is their reasoning for keeping the Rooster?
Stupidity?
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou