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Dona Worry Be Happy wrote:
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Waiting until marriage is a lovely notion, I know several people that did, and they are happy for it.
But having a doctor certify it, and frame a certificate, and make a whole speech about no man touching you, and honoring your father brings it into creepy town.


 Not really.  It shows respect to her father, her God and their teachings.  It shows them she listened, and she wanted them to know.


 So tell them!  That's fine. But the whole way she went about it sends off the eww meter.

I have kept this commitment and present this certificate to my father Dr Michael A. Freeman to show how I have honored God and my earthly father in my body by maintaining my purity and that my hymen is intact on this 10th day of October 2015.'

Mr Freeman told BuzzFeed that he was not expecting to be presented with the certificate and was caught off guard when he was asked to stand during the wedding reception

He said: 'I was totally unaware of what was about to take place. During the remarks, she shared that she wanted to honor me by not allowing any man to touch her before her husband.'

 

Sorry, but any time you bring your parent into your sex life, I am gong to think it is weird.


 Cornholing and muff diving are weird.



-- Edited by huskerbb on Thursday 22nd of October 2015 03:47:35 PM

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So is framing a certificate saying, "Daddy, I have a hymen. A doctor said so!"

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Probably, anyone can buy them for $25 in Times Square. Fake drivers' licenses too.

And college diplomas.



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lilyofcourse wrote:

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Prove what?


 My God. Gaga. You are not this dense.

I've said it several times now.

That she followed her Faith and the Bible.

What exactly are you arguing against? 

Why would you not think waiting till marriage is good thing? After all, you've announced here that you did.

 



Is this exactly the same thing you rail about with gays? That we don't care or need to know the particulars? Why do we need to know this? We don't.

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flan327 wrote:
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Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:


Sorry but posting the details of your hymen on social media deserves being slammed.


I disagree.   



 

You disagree with that? Really? lol


I agree with O4.

If people don't get slammed for posting that they are gay, why the heck should a person get slammed for the details of their hymen? 


 The difference, imo, is that homosexuals have been persecuted for centuries. I don't think a virgin can say the same.

flan


 Some civilizations sacrificed virgins.



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Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:

 

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:

Prove what?


 My God. Gaga. You are not this dense.

I've said it several times now.

That she followed her Faith and the Bible.

What exactly are you arguing against? 

Why would you not think waiting till marriage is good thing? After all, you've announced here that you did.

 



 

Is this exactly the same thing you rail about with gays? That we don't care or need to know the particulars? Why do we need to know this? We don't.


 But that's just it.

This is the polar opposite.

If it's ok for one, it's ok for the other.

If the gay community can have pride everything then why can't the straight person? 

 

 



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Lindley wrote:
flan327 wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Ohfour wrote:

 

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:


Sorry but posting the details of your hymen on social media deserves being slammed.


I disagree.   



 

You disagree with that? Really? lol


I agree with O4.

If people don't get slammed for posting that they are gay, why the heck should a person get slammed for the details of their hymen? 


 The difference, imo, is that homosexuals have been persecuted for centuries. I don't think a virgin can say the same.

flan


 Some civilizations sacrificed virgins.


I'm curious, I suspect that this might have happened somewhere, but I have serious doubts. 

A time, place, circumstances, or a link to some reference, would help.

All Google came up with was a Snopes article about a Harry Potter spoof thing from The Onion.

 



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ed11563 wrote:
Lindley wrote:
flan327 wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Ohfour wrote:

 

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:


Sorry but posting the details of your hymen on social media deserves being slammed.


I disagree.   



 

You disagree with that? Really? lol


I agree with O4.

If people don't get slammed for posting that they are gay, why the heck should a person get slammed for the details of their hymen? 


 The difference, imo, is that homosexuals have been persecuted for centuries. I don't think a virgin can say the same.

flan


 Some civilizations sacrificed virgins.


I'm curious, I suspect that this might have happened somewhere, but I have serious doubts. 

A time, place, circumstances, or a link to some reference, would help.

All Google came up with was a Snopes article about a Harry Potter spoof thing from The Onion.

 


And, even if it was true, I suspect it happened thousands of years ago, so not really comparable.

flan



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flan327 wrote:
ed11563 wrote:
Lindley wrote:
flan327 wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Ohfour wrote:

 

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:


Sorry but posting the details of your hymen on social media deserves being slammed.


I disagree.   



 

You disagree with that? Really? lol


I agree with O4.

If people don't get slammed for posting that they are gay, why the heck should a person get slammed for the details of their hymen? 


 The difference, imo, is that homosexuals have been persecuted for centuries. I don't think a virgin can say the same.

flan


 Some civilizations sacrificed virgins.


I'm curious, I suspect that this might have happened somewhere, but I have serious doubts. 

A time, place, circumstances, or a link to some reference, would help.

All Google came up with was a Snopes article about a Harry Potter spoof thing from The Onion.

 


And, even if it was true, I suspect it happened thousands of years ago, so not really comparable.

flan


 Yahoo answers said the ancient  Greeks did virgin sacrifices.



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Lindley wrote:
flan327 wrote:
ed11563 wrote:
Lindley wrote:
flan327 wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Ohfour wrote:

 

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:


Sorry but posting the details of your hymen on social media deserves being slammed.


I disagree.   



 

You disagree with that? Really? lol


I agree with O4.

If people don't get slammed for posting that they are gay, why the heck should a person get slammed for the details of their hymen? 


 The difference, imo, is that homosexuals have been persecuted for centuries. I don't think a virgin can say the same.

flan


 Some civilizations sacrificed virgins.


I'm curious, I suspect that this might have happened somewhere, but I have serious doubts. 

A time, place, circumstances, or a link to some reference, would help.

All Google came up with was a Snopes article about a Harry Potter spoof thing from The Onion.

 


And, even if it was true, I suspect it happened thousands of years ago, so not really comparable.

flan


 Yahoo answers said the ancient  Greeks did virgin sacrifices.


Thanks. 



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I do have to be truthful. I really thought virgins were thrown into volcanosome to appease the gods but it turned out it was Hollywood movies that made it up. Sorry about that.



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The Mayans were one people that sacrificed virgins. I'm pretty sure the Aztecs were another.

A year or so ago, archaeologists discovered a mummy that had been a sacrifice. She was in near perfect condition and found on a mountain.

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And in Africa.

Sex with a baby is that to cure AIDS.

The babies rarely live through it.

I would call that sacrificing virgins.

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Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:

Probably off of his schlong.


   This is funny and sick on so many levels.



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I have no idea what you're talking about.

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flan327 wrote:

I have no idea what you're talking about.

flan


 Moi?



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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
flan327 wrote:

I have no idea what you're talking about.

flan


 Moi?


 Nope.

You're good.

flan



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The Mayans weren't sacrificing virgins, they were sacrificing captive adults.

 

 

Human sacrifice in Maya culture

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
Sculpture in the Great Ballcourt at Chichen Itza depicting sacrifice by decapitation. The figure at left holds the severed head of the figure at right, who spouts blood in the form of serpents from his neck

During the pre-Columbian era, human sacrifice in Maya culture was the ritual offering of nourishment to the gods. Blood was viewed as a potent source of nourishment for the Maya deities, and the sacrifice of a living creature was a powerful blood offering. By extension, the sacrifice of a human life was the ultimate offering of blood to the gods, and the most important Maya rituals culminated in human sacrifice. Generally only high status prisoners of war were sacrificed, with lower status captives being used for labour.[1]

 

I think sacrificing virgins to the dragon was part of the movie "Dragon slayer".

All Hollywood.



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flan327 wrote:
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flan327 wrote:

I have no idea what you're talking about.

flan


 Moi?


 Nope.

You're good.

flan


 Not always....



-- Edited by I know what to do_sometimes on Thursday 22nd of October 2015 08:29:51 PM

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ed11563 wrote:

The Mayans weren't sacrificing virgins, they were sacrificing captive adults.

 

 

Human sacrifice in Maya culture

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
Sculpture in the Great Ballcourt at Chichen Itza depicting sacrifice by decapitation. The figure at left holds the severed head of the figure at right, who spouts blood in the form of serpents from his neck

During the pre-Columbian era, human sacrifice in Maya culture was the ritual offering of nourishment to the gods. Blood was viewed as a potent source of nourishment for the Maya deities, and the sacrifice of a living creature was a powerful blood offering. By extension, the sacrifice of a human life was the ultimate offering of blood to the gods, and the most important Maya rituals culminated in human sacrifice. Generally only high status prisoners of war were sacrificed, with lower status captives being used for labour.[1]

 

I think sacrificing virgins to the dragon was part of the movie "Dragon slayer".

All Hollywood.


 Ed - More than one of my Anthropology courses included a unit on rituals of ancient tribes. There is a lot that was taught that is not very well-known.



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You can get your hymen back with a purity ring. Or so I hear.

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Bruce Jenner is bizarre. The framed certificate is not, IMHO.
- just Czech

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I agree with you about Bruce Jenner.

I disagree with you about the framed certificate. Not because of it's existence, nor even because she gave it to someone. I think it's bizarre that she gave it to her father. She should have given the certificate to her new husband, the man she's going to give the hymen-in-question to. Her father doesn't need to know about her hymen anymore (if he even needed to in the first place). I also think she should have given the certificate to her husband in private.

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Some civilizations sacrificed virgins.
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I've heard it said, that that's a waste of a perfectly good virgin.

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