DEAR AMY: A recent respondent to your column stated, "Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have." Good advice, but now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting, dressed as Batman!
John
DEAR JOHN: I'm going as Carol Burnett!
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The Principle of Least Interest: He who cares least about a relationship, controls it.
I want to be the one that gets to drive Baby around.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.