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We have a lot of fun and lively debates. But, every so often there is an absolute GEM. Something that stuns you with it's brilliance or it's hilarity or something that is a "Moment". So, thought it would be fitting to start a thread. This comment by O4 had me literally spitting out my coffee laughing! So funny!



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The right will deny global warming even as they're bursting into flames.

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And you will deny God even as you are bursting into flames... -----04


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LOL!

I can see a long and hilarious future for this thread. :)

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How about thread order.

Why Women Over-Apologize: How and Why to Stop It

Sorry, but I never want to hear you griping about lack of money again.

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Bwaaahhh....

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Brilliant idea.



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I'm confuzzled.

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Whenever someone posts something brilliant, hysterical, or just something great nugget of insight or wisdom, then feel free to post it here!

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I look forward to reading this thread as it grows

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Oh, where was that thread that Gaga posted that best post ever?

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Huh? When was that? Lol

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I'm guessing you meant IEDs, DG.wink

The thought of a soldier trying not to step on IUDs, caused me to burst out laughing!biggrin

This was from FWM today. ROTF

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just Czech wrote:

I'm guessing you meant IEDs, DG.wink

The thought of a soldier trying not to step on IUDs, caused me to burst out laughing!biggrin

This was from FWM today. ROTF

 Yep, IUD is a classic!  Well now it is.



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Twa tch out!!!



-- Edited by Lady Gaga Snerd on Friday 20th of November 2015 09:43:58 PM

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""Because he makes her vajayjay happy."" Mary Zombie


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lilyofcourse wrote:


Corn. In cornbread?

Never had that. Never even seen that.

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LOL!

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I'd like to thank the academy.....

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Speech!!!!



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Mary Zombie wrote:

I'd like to thank the academy.....

 The VeJAYJAY Academy?



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Oh gosh, what threads!

The Academy thread, please.  biggrin



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frantically searches for the statutes to give out for the Vajayjay Academy .....

Amazon, Ebay??? where!!! Maybe my OBGYN's office, they always have those things all over the rooms , surely I can take a big purse and smuggle a few out.....

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Riding wrote:

frantically searches for the statutes to give out for the Vajayjay Academy .....

Amazon, Ebay??? where!!! Maybe my OBGYN's office, they always have those things all over the rooms , surely I can take a big purse and smuggle a few out.....

 smile

When I sold penile implants, I had a clear silicone model to show people.

 

I'd sent things to school for show and tell with my older son, but that was pacemakers.

I decided not to send the educational aids for THIS to school with my younger one.

Time to look for it on Amazon ...

 

Found it ...

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=vagina+model

 

 

 

 



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I burst out laughing when I saw this.

www.amazon.com/HEALTH-EDCO-W43091-Knitted-Cesarean/dp/B005OSWLAK/ref=sr_1_7

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WTF??????? I laughed, and then I realized it was real...

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weltschmerz wrote:

I burst out laughing when I saw this.

www.amazon.com/HEALTH-EDCO-W43091-Knitted-Cesarean/dp/B005OSWLAK/ref=sr_1_7

 Only 8 left in stock!  Apparently people actually buy them!



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Tignanello wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:

I burst out laughing when I saw this.

www.amazon.com/HEALTH-EDCO-W43091-Knitted-Cesarean/dp/B005OSWLAK/ref=sr_1_7

 Only 8 left in stock!  Apparently people actually buy them!

A geek? confuse

Probably.. 



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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Put your feet up on the ottoman with your shoes on, eat all the potatoes yourself, call the person sitting next to you by their childhood nickname, flash a confederate flag picture around, talk about religion and abortion during the meal and don't apologize for any of it!!!"


Only here on this board would this quote make any kind of sense but it is so cute!


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frantically searches for the statutes to give out for the Vajayjay Academy .....

Amazon, Ebay??? where!!! Maybe my OBGYN's office, they always have those things all over the rooms , surely I can take a big purse and smuggle a few out.....

 The golden speculum award. Like the golden globes with more lub!



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"WTF are you babbling about"?

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Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:

"WTF are you babbling about"?

Classic Husker

 And sometimes it just needs to be said!

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IKWTDS, from the SS thread.

"yeah well, I anally wrapped all my gifts and even distributed the weight in the box so it wouldn't break.  And placed an item in a ziplock bag in case it breaked so it wouldn't leak all over.  So take that one, SISTA!"

We DO have to have poop references. biggrin



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From the breast feeding thread.


Did I say "offended?"

Don't think so.

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Tears streaming down...Stop! at my age I could have a heart attack from laughing so much, I can't even breathe.

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Gaga:

People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

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Lol. That is actually from Scrubs. Not an original quote by me.  biggrin



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Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:

Lol. That is actually from Scrubs. Not an original quote by me.  biggrin

 I had never heard it!

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LGS:

Seriously, Obama is like the biggest whiny manbitch I have ever seen. Better pull that skirt down over you Mangina.


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Ohfour wrote:

LGS:

Seriously, Obama is like the biggest whiny manbitch I have ever seen. Better pull that skirt down over you Mangina.

 LOL!

Oh how I love LGS' ability to come up with creative names!



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We'll have to agree to disagree.

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You lurvs me!

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weltschmerz wrote:

"There isn't a gun problem in the USA"

-burns

IMHO a wonderful truth.

We have a "people" problem. 



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FNW:

Really. Since when did beheading become an Olympic sport.

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Ohfour wrote:

FNW:

Really. Since when did beheading become an Olympic sport.

Will it be on TV? 

 



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It already is.

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Lindley wrote:

Remember, to eat a whole elephant, take one bite at a time. Quoted lily. I've never heard that saying.

 You have never heard that saying?  



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