Good grief. What a baby. Sounds like he should be grateful anyone wants to touch his wiener.
Someone texted me a pic of their wiener today, a local number I don't recognize. Never had this happen before. It was actually funny, like "Do you expect me to be shocked or something? I do know what they look like..." Not that I would communicate with the sicko - I'm going to show it to BF tomorrow when I see him and then delete it.
Sorry, not a hall of fame post but what Ohfour posted reminded me.
Was it at least a nice-looking wiener?
Probably not.
Those things look funky...at best!
I agree, FWM! It's a dark picture and it looks like an ugly little Loch Ness monster.
I was enjoying being quoted for being slightly witty. Ruining Ohfours Birthday thread was bad enough. Turning the quotes into p/a (flans favorite excuse for everything) attack on Ohfour is just CHILDISH. I know flan doesn't see the difference but now it seems weltz is falling off the deep end as well. I've kept my New Years resolution only because you've been expertly put in your place but don't think the rest of us don't see it.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
I honestly think online spelling does matter to a certain level. What you see online gives other people a first impression about you. I know when I was doing online dating spelling was definitely something I looked at. Maybe you really are brilliant. But if that is the case you are also saying I am too lazy to clean up my writing. So I do think what and how you post shows a lot about who you are.
"I'd rather spork the evil old biddy that repeatedly shot DS the stink eye when he was an infant. He was sound asleep and not making a peep. She kept looking at him like he was a rotting landfill during the heat of summer from the moment we sat down to the moment she left."
Not sure what that means but dang it was well written!
-- Edited by Lady Gaga Snerd on Wednesday 17th of February 2016 07:03:59 AM
"I'd rather spork the evil old biddy that repeatedly shot DS the stink eye when he was an infant. He was sound asleep and not making a peep. She kept looking at him like he was a rotting landfill during the heat of summer from the moment we sat down to the moment she left."
Not sure what that means but dang it was well written!
-- Edited by Lady Gaga Snerd on Wednesday 17th of February 2016 07:03:59 AM
Woohoo! I'm famous! :P
Here's what happened:
DS was a month or two old at the time. DH and I went to Del Taco for dinner. DS was sound asleep the whole time we were there. The old biddy and her DH (I'm assuming, could've been her brother for all I know) were already there. We sat down at our usual table (happened to be kitty corner from them). She kept alternating her stink eye from me to DS the rest of the time she was there, including a parting stink eye when she left. Now, if DS was being loud, I could understand the stink eye. But, he was completely silent. It was as if the mere presence of an infant was the most horrible thing ever to happen to her.
Her stink eye would've put the sourest lemon to shame.
If you are beating your head, you arent posting... beat away... Ohfour.
-- Edited by FNW on Thursday 18th of February 2016 06:46:59 PM
Are we voting?
I second the motion.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
How about the two of you just stop your asinine behavior. Do you really think this is mature behavior for your ages? You remind me of those drama queens on FB.
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How about the two of you just stop your asinine behavior. Do you really think this is mature behavior for your ages? You remind me of those drama queens on FB.
How about you call out the people who are taking a vote on flan beating her head against the wall? I find that beyond rude. You can call me a drama queen all you want but the truth of the matter is YOU over look the nasty behavior of some here on the board while calling out others. You act like you're in junior high with your little gang of friends. This is supposed to be a thread for the hall of fame. Not a thread where people come to pick on others. And I did not come here and pick on anyone. Not since this thread has started. I'm sick and damn tired of all this. Get off your damn high horse because you are no better than flan. People have left the board over all this bickering. There are people who just don't post here anymore. I don't care if you're flan or someone else. If all you have to add is to denigrate someone then why post it? I know you think you're so much better than I am but there is bickering on all sides. It gets old.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
How about the two of you just stop your asinine behavior. Do you really think this is mature behavior for your ages? You remind me of those drama queens on FB.
How about you call out the people who are taking a vote on flan beating her head against the wall? I find that beyond rude. You can call me a drama queen all you want but the truth of the matter is YOU over look the nasty behavior of some here on the board while calling out others. You act like you're in junior high with your little gang of friends. This is supposed to be a thread for the hall of fame. Not a thread where people come to pick on others. And I did not come here and pick on anyone. Not since this thread has started. I'm sick and damn tired of all this. Get off your damn high horse because you are no better than flan. People have left the board over all this bickering. There are people who just don't post here anymore. I don't care if you're flan or someone else. If all you have to add is to denigrate someone then why post it? I know you think you're so much better than I am but there is bickering on all sides. It gets old.
So why do you pick on people here?
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Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
How about the two of you just stop your asinine behavior. Do you really think this is mature behavior for your ages? You remind me of those drama queens on FB.
How about you call out the people who are taking a vote on flan beating her head against the wall? I find that beyond rude. You can call me a drama queen all you want but the truth of the matter is YOU over look the nasty behavior of some here on the board while calling out others. You act like you're in junior high with your little gang of friends. This is supposed to be a thread for the hall of fame. Not a thread where people come to pick on others. And I did not come here and pick on anyone. Not since this thread has started. I'm sick and damn tired of all this. Get off your damn high horse because you are no better than flan. People have left the board over all this bickering. There are people who just don't post here anymore. I don't care if you're flan or someone else. If all you have to add is to denigrate someone then why post it? I know you think you're so much better than I am but there is bickering on all sides. It gets old.
So why do you pick on people here?
Other than saying karma is a bitch, which is not picking on anyone, I have not picked on a single person. And if saying karma is a bitch is picking on someone then I need to cry foul too because I've had three different posters tell me that.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
How about the two of you just stop your asinine behavior. Do you really think this is mature behavior for your ages? You remind me of those drama queens on FB.
How about you call out the people who are taking a vote on flan beating her head against the wall? I find that beyond rude. You can call me a drama queen all you want but the truth of the matter is YOU over look the nasty behavior of some here on the board while calling out others. You act like you're in junior high with your little gang of friends. This is supposed to be a thread for the hall of fame. Not a thread where people come to pick on others. And I did not come here and pick on anyone. Not since this thread has started. I'm sick and damn tired of all this. Get off your damn high horse because you are no better than flan. People have left the board over all this bickering. There are people who just don't post here anymore. I don't care if you're flan or someone else. If all you have to add is to denigrate someone then why post it? I know you think you're so much better than I am but there is bickering on all sides. It gets old.
How about the two of you just stop your asinine behavior. Do you really think this is mature behavior for your ages? You remind me of those drama queens on FB.
How about you call out the people who are taking a vote on flan beating her head against the wall? I find that beyond rude. You can call me a drama queen all you want but the truth of the matter is YOU over look the nasty behavior of some here on the board while calling out others. You act like you're in junior high with your little gang of friends. This is supposed to be a thread for the hall of fame. Not a thread where people come to pick on others. And I did not come here and pick on anyone. Not since this thread has started. I'm sick and damn tired of all this. Get off your damn high horse because you are no better than flan. People have left the board over all this bickering. There are people who just don't post here anymore. I don't care if you're flan or someone else. If all you have to add is to denigrate someone then why post it? I know you think you're so much better than I am but there is bickering on all sides. It gets old.
So much this.
flan
Whatever flan. There is not a board fight that you are not involved in. Do you ever get tired of acting like a hypocrite?
This thread is being unstickied. It has been ruined. Perhaps we'll start a new one - with RULES, since people want to act like kindergarten.
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I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
There are people here that could (and would) ruin a wet dream. The negativity they embrace floats around them like a black cloud. Eeyore on steroids. Its truly sad and to live that way must be utter hell...
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There are people here that could (and would) ruin a wet dream. The negativity they embrace floats around them like a black cloud. Eeyore on steroids. Its truly sad and to live that way must be utter hell...
BTW, that wet dream thing is a very old line. You did not start that as you previously implied.
And sorry for butt dialing G today! Did he think I was dying and he was my 911 call? 'Cause DS thought that and 3 other people...
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Unstickied! My new favorite word. Wet dreams should never be unstickied. It defeats the purpose. Oh and leaving is the choice of the leaver. If you (general you but you know who you are...lol) really believe you can't handle what you dish out then what the hell were you thinking? For the general you of course...
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In my dreams, I slay dragons and ride Harleys and never go home alone.
I really should write them down.
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I wish I had good dreams like that. Mine are always more of nightmares.
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