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Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

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Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
My bathroom trashcan cost $50. I threw up paying that much for it. There is no way I would throw up IN it.

Ok. You get a pass. Does it have a moose on it?

Is it lined with a plastic bag? Puke in the bag and then throw it all out.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Yes. It has a big old moose on it. And it's heavy. I swear the thing weighs 25 pounds. It's a beautiful piece of artwork. Surely you would expect nothing less than the best of the mooseware from me. I don't have a bag in it but could easily put one in there. I should really.

weltschmerz · Guru

Mellow Momma wrote:
I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that you can dump the contents of your trashcan and puke in that while on the toilet. Or puke ON the contents of your trashcan and throw it away. Worst case scenario you throw away the whole trash can. Best case scenario you can bleach the trash can and give it a good wash.

The idea of vomiting in the sink/tub makes me dry heave < said ironically>.

My bathroom trashcan is lattice.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

weltschmerz wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that you can dump the contents of your trashcan and puke in that while on the toilet. Or puke ON the contents of your trashcan and throw it away. Worst case scenario you throw away the whole trash can. Best case scenario you can bleach the trash can and give it a good wash.

The idea of vomiting in the sink/tub makes me dry heave < said ironically>.
My bathroom trashcan is lattice.

That might cause a slight problem...

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Well, there were attempts to ressurect the thread but now it's really going bizarre!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I always puke in the sink...a trashcan is my #2 choice.

flan

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

OK, now this is just weird LOL... biggrin

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Honeys_Mom wrote:
OK, now this is just weird LOL...

Believe me, DH agrees with you!

Our toilet is never 100% clean. If I have to look at gross stuff, it makes me more nauseous.

flan

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Poop to puke in less then 0.3 seconds..

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

just Czech wrote:
Poop to puke in less then 0.3 seconds..

You had a stopwatch????

biggrin

flan

Lexxy · My dog name is Sasha, too!

I would never puke in my bathtub & would really rather not puke in my sink. I did puke in my kitchen sink once when it just hit me so fast I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. But I did puke on the side with the garbage disposal.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Lexxy wrote:
I would never puke in my bathtub & would really rather not puke in my sink. I did puke in my kitchen sink once when it just hit me so fast I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. But I did puke on the side with the garbage disposal.

Definitely an individual preference, right?

When things were really bad, I kept a bowl in the bathroom, so I could sit on the toilet & puke.

flan

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Talk about a thread HIJACK! This is epic.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Talk about a thread HIJACK! This is epic.

I could go into MORE detail if you'd like...

flan

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Well, carry on!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Well, carry on!

I once puked without much warning:

Spoiler: and caught spaghetti in my hands

flan

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

flan327 wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Well, carry on!
I once puked without much warning:
Spoiler
and caught spaghetti in my hands
flan

Still better then having a kid walk to your side of the bed at 3 a.m., shake you and upchuck all over you. Yup, that happened to me. Wish she had picked her fathers side of the bed instead. wink

chef · Guru

just Czech wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Well, carry on!
I once puked without much warning:
Spoiler
and caught spaghetti in my hands
flan
Still better then having a kid walk to your side of the bed at 3 a.m., shake you and upchuck all over you. Yup, that happened to me. Wish she had picked her fathers side of the bed instead.

You should see DH's face when DS gets too much in his mouth and spits it out in DH's hand. DS will walk over to you, turn your hand over, and spit out the contents of his mouth. Not vomit but still warm and gooey food.

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Lexxy wrote:
I would never puke in my bathtub & would really rather not puke in my sink. I did puke in my kitchen sink once when it just hit me so fast I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. But I did puke on the side with the garbage disposal.

This is how I feel too. I just cannot puke in the sink. Not where I brush my teeth. Blech! And not where I shower. Gross!!! That's why I opt for the trash can. I can throw that out if I need to. Can't say the same for the sink. How do you even get it do go down the drain in the sink? Sickening.

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

flan327 wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
I would never puke in my bathtub & would really rather not puke in my sink. I did puke in my kitchen sink once when it just hit me so fast I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. But I did puke on the side with the garbage disposal.
Definitely an individual preference, right?
When things were really bad, I kept a bowl in the bathroom, so I could sit on the toilet & puke.
flan

I keep a bucket under the sink for just this reason. The barf bucket.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Mellow Momma wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
I would never puke in my bathtub & would really rather not puke in my sink. I did puke in my kitchen sink once when it just hit me so fast I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. But I did puke on the side with the garbage disposal.
This is how I feel too. I just cannot puke in the sink. Not where I brush my teeth. Blech! And not where I shower. Gross!!! That's why I opt for the trash can. I can throw that out if I need to. Can't say the same for the sink. How do you even get it do go down the drain in the sink? Sickening.

Depends on the consistency... cry

Actually, I usually put kleenex in the sink.

flan

weltschmerz · Guru

Mellow Momma wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
I would never puke in my bathtub & would really rather not puke in my sink. I did puke in my kitchen sink once when it just hit me so fast I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. But I did puke on the side with the garbage disposal.
This is how I feel too. I just cannot puke in the sink. Not where I brush my teeth. Blech! And not where I shower. Gross!!! That's why I opt for the trash can. I can throw that out if I need to. Can't say the same for the sink. How do you even get it do go down the drain in the sink? Sickening.

When I was that sick, I was just puking up green liquid, because I couldn't eat.

Lexxy · My dog name is Sasha, too!

My aunt would not allow my cousins to puke in the toilet. She thought it was unsanitary for them to put their faces in the bowl so they had to puke in the bath tub. I always thought that was strange. We puked in the toilet. I still do. I keep my toilets reasonably clean. Now puking in a bar toilet or gas station toilet is no fun. Been there done both.

chef · Guru

Poop, puke, and potties ... oh my!

So. If one is in Germany and one does not know how to use the toilet, should one poop on the floor and puke on the wall?

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

This should be called the P3 thread. Poop, puke, and potties.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Mellow Momma wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
I would never puke in my bathtub & would really rather not puke in my sink. I did puke in my kitchen sink once when it just hit me so fast I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. But I did puke on the side with the garbage disposal.
Definitely an individual preference, right?
When things were really bad, I kept a bowl in the bathroom, so I could sit on the toilet & puke.
flan
I keep a bucket under the sink for just this reason. The barf bucket.

I think all households have the barf bucket. And no matter how much you clean it, you can't bring yourself to use it for anything else.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Ok so bad mommy moment. When DS was born, I was still in the mode that if someone else puked, it made me gag and puke. DS was 18 months old and had a stomach bug. I put his little rocking chair in the bathroom next to the toilet. He got the message and obediently sat on the chair and got up only to puke in the toilet. I love that kid!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

[video=https://www.facebook.com/IamWellGroomed/videos/1287048134646074/]

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
This should be called the P3 thread. Poop, puke, and potties.

There is actually a newish product from Oscar Mayer called P3. It's a "portable protein pack," and has nuts, cheese & chicken strips.

I'll never have another one!

flan

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Hahahaha, I've seen those!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Nothing says love like a puking cat gravy bowl...

ed11563 · Guru

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
I would never puke in my bathtub & would really rather not puke in my sink. I did puke in my kitchen sink once when it just hit me so fast I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. But I did puke on the side with the garbage disposal.
Definitely an individual preference, right?
When things were really bad, I kept a bowl in the bathroom, so I could sit on the toilet & puke.
flan
I keep a bucket under the sink for just this reason. The barf bucket.
I think all households have the barf bucket. And no matter how much you clean it, you can't bring yourself to use it for anything else.

All of our waste baskets are lined with plastic bags, some with double or triple plastic bags.

Any of them can be used, then the inside bag(s) tied off, removed and replaced.

ed11563 · Guru

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
[video=https://www.facebook.com/IamWellGroomed/videos/1287048134646074/]

Well, that's disgusting.

WYSIWYG · Guru

I always puke in the sink...a trashcan is my #2 choice.
- flan327

____________________________

My choice for going #2 is the toilet. The thought of #2 in the trashcan reminds me of that scene close to the end of "National Lampoon's Van Wilder".
;)

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

WYSIWYG wrote:
I always puke in the sink...a trashcan is my #2 choice.
- flan327

____________________________

My choice for going #2 is the toilet. The thought of #2 in the trashcan reminds me of that scene close to the end of "National Lampoon's Van Wilder".
;)

Heifer! LOL

flan