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Dear Prudence, 
My sister won’t speak to me because I taught her daughter a naughty word. I was playing Scrabble with my 8-year-old niece, who is very smart. She always kills me when we play and it’s kind of embarrassing for me. But this one game was close. I had the opportunity to play all my letters to spell “fellatio” ensuring I’d win the game. I thought a bit about whether I should play this word or just lose graciously. Pride got the better of me and I played the word. My niece didn’t believe it was a word and looked it up in the dictionary. This lead to numerous questions about sex that I wasn’t prepared for. So I told her to ask her mother. When my sister found out what I’d done she hit the ceiling. She was furious at me that I’d taught her this word. Now she won’t speak with me. I’ve considered apologizing but I don’t think I did anything wrong. She would have learned the word eventually anyway. When I was a kid, I learned far worse words younger than that.

 

Bud! Fellatio is only 11 points in Scrabble! Even with the 50-point bonus for using all of your tiles, this was the wrong hill to die on. It is a bad idea to teach your 8-year-old niece about blow jobs, no matter how much you thought you knew about oral sex when you were a kid. (For everyone who doesn’t believe Scrabble can lead to a situation like this: Play with my family sometime.) I admire your commitment to winning and share your salt-the-earth strategy when it comes to gamesmanship, but you should know better. Apologize to your sister, and don’t play Scrabble with your niece again.

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2015/12/dear_prudence_my_family_carries_concealed_guns_around_my_toddler_son.html

 



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She was wrong and should apologize.

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Pretty dumb. I would be mad too.

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If you are losing to an 8 year old at scrabble--you are too stupid for words.

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huskerbb wrote:

If you are losing to an 8 year old at scrabble--you are too stupid for words.

 Well, she had Words.  That's what got her in trouble, lol.



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OH MY GAWD...It's a damn game.

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Idiot.

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Don't most kids learn about this from their friends when they enter Middle School?

 



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But the niece is only 8!

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Too young to be teaching her crap like that. And it's not up to her to do it. Bad auntie.

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flan327 wrote:

But the niece is only 8!

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Yes, 8 is too early. 

 

 



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When I was about 9-10 I just happened to be in the room when my pawpaw and uncle's were talking about the calves.

Pawpaw was telling my uncle which one to castrate.

I had no idea what that meant. So I asked.

Mawmaw looked at me, then him and said "well, you tell her" and walked out.

A birds and bees talk with your pawpaw.

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Teaching the meaning of the word is a lot less disturbing than what I thought the thread was about, based on the title! I had an "OMG" moment of thinking the actual act was taught!

But, once I read the OP and found out it was just the word and it's meaning, words about sex should be left to the mother and father to teach or not.

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Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.



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A couple weeks ago a bicyclist flipped me off because I did not stop to let him cross. (He had a stop sign, I did not). The boys wanted to know what that meant. I told them I would explain when they were older. Yesterday #2 spelled the F word to me and asked if that's what the middle finger word was. I said yes and left it at that. He didn't ask what it meant.

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I have a problem with not being able to play a legit word just because it's an 'adult' word. The aunt told her niece to ask her mom re the questions. The aunt should've showed her niece that the word is real but put her hand over the definition.

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I have a problem with not being able to play a legit word just because it's an 'adult' word. The aunt told her niece to ask her mom re the questions. The aunt should've showed her niece that the word is real but put her hand over the definition.

 I disagree.  She should have not played it.  That's just ignorant.  



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Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
chef wrote:

I have a problem with not being able to play a legit word just because it's an 'adult' word. The aunt told her niece to ask her mom re the questions. The aunt should've showed her niece that the word is real but put her hand over the definition.

 I disagree.  She should have not played it.  That's just ignorant.  

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It's a stupid GAME. Don't play the word.

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just Czech wrote:

Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 I don't understand how that's even possible! Are you familiar with the "c" equivalent?



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I just read the OP again and it doesn't say whether the LW was a guy or a girl. If this was an uncle doing this he's a pervert. Even if it was an aunt it's not a discussion you should start with a child that is not your own.

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just Czech wrote:

Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 You are not the only one Czech.  I never heard of the word either.  I live a very sheltered life.



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Ooooh, vocabulary lesson!

coitus

cunnilingus

quim (great for scrabble)





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Oh, man. I would kick ass in Scrabble. My sister would giggle away. When I threw down 'chintz' and the Z was in that triple letter square. I thought there would be a revolt. Then one friend was screaming that it wasn't a word. Umm, look it up!

My sister still laughs about that word.

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weltschmerz wrote:
just Czech wrote:

Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 I don't understand how that's even possible! Are you familiar with the "c" equivalent?

The "c" word is commonly used. The other one is just a blow job.

Keeping it simple here. biggrin 



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just Czech wrote:

Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 You are not the only one Czech.  I never heard of the word either.  I live a very sheltered life.

We must both be from a more respectful era. wink

Ladies would never use such words in formal company. wink 



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just Czech wrote:
Lindley wrote:
just Czech wrote:

Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 You are not the only one Czech.  I never heard of the word either.  I live a very sheltered life.

We must both be from a more respectful era. wink

Ladies would never use such words in formal company. wink 

 I would say so.....wink



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just Czech wrote:
Lindley wrote:
just Czech wrote:

Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 You are not the only one Czech.  I never heard of the word either.  I live a very sheltered life.

We must both be from a more respectful era. wink

Ladies would never use such words in formal company. wink 

 Is this supposed to be formal company? 



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Lawyerlady wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Lindley wrote:
just Czech wrote:

Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 You are not the only one Czech.  I never heard of the word either.  I live a very sheltered life.

We must both be from a more respectful era. wink

Ladies would never use such words in formal company. wink 

 Is this supposed to be formal company? 

....well, maybe some of us are formal.  (nose high in the air)

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just Czech wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Lindley wrote:
just Czech wrote:

Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 You are not the only one Czech.  I never heard of the word either.  I live a very sheltered life.

We must both be from a more respectful era. wink

Ladies would never use such words in formal company. wink 

 Is this supposed to be formal company? 

....well, maybe some of us are formal.  (nose high in the air)

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(nose up air too) grandma.gif 



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Lindley wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Lindley wrote:
just Czech wrote:

Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 You are not the only one Czech.  I never heard of the word either.  I live a very sheltered life.

We must both be from a more respectful era. wink

Ladies would never use such words in formal company. wink 

 Is this supposed to be formal company? 

....well, maybe some of us are formal.  (nose high in the air)

biggrin 

(nose up air too) grandma.gif 

 rofl.gif



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Ohfour wrote:

Bad video but for your pleasure...

Colonel Angus...

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 Is that the SNL schtick? 



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Lindley wrote:
just Czech wrote:

Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 You are not the only one Czech.  I never heard of the word either.  I live a very sheltered life.

Bukakke--look it up.  



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huskerbb wrote:
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Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 You are not the only one Czech.  I never heard of the word either.  I live a very sheltered life.

Bukakke--look it up.  

Some dumb music group made a video of that several years ago. Grossed me out so much, I wanted to barf. 



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huskerbb wrote:
Lindley wrote:
just Czech wrote:

Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 You are not the only one Czech.  I never heard of the word either.  I live a very sheltered life.

Bukakke--look it up.  

 Somehow I doubt this will improve my quality of life, so I'll pass.

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huskerbb wrote:
Lindley wrote:
just Czech wrote:

Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 You are not the only one Czech.  I never heard of the word either.  I live a very sheltered life.

Bukakke--look it up.  

No thank you 



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flan327 wrote:
huskerbb wrote:
Lindley wrote:
just Czech wrote:

Sadly, I did not know what that word meant until I read the letter.

 

Sorry to whomever asked me it I had used the word with my DGD the other day. "No, I did not!"

 

Can we all say Czech is naïve now. (blushing)

 

Auntie was definitely in the wrong on this one.

 You are not the only one Czech.  I never heard of the word either.  I live a very sheltered life.

Bukakke--look it up.  

 Somehow I doubt this will improve my quality of life, so I'll pass.

flan

It won't. 



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Just trying to expand your vocabulary.

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huskerbb wrote:

Just trying to expand your vocabulary.

 You are SO thoughtful, sir!

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Alright. Someone tell me what that means. I don't want it in my google history. And I'm done googling for the day, my anti-virus detected 6 Trojan viruses today alone.

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Alright. Someone tell me what that means. I don't want it in my google history. And I'm done googling for the day, my anti-virus detected 6 Trojan viruses today alone.

 Okay, in a PM...

 



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Alright. Someone tell me what that means. I don't want it in my google history. And I'm done googling for the day, my anti-virus detected 6 Trojan viruses today alone.
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