PUBLISHED: 19:58 EST, 18 December 2015 | UPDATED: 23:38 EST, 18 December 2015
In the eye of the maker, it was a not-so-subtle attack on Donald Trump's questionable ideals.
But in the eye of Trump's granddaughter, it was just a great book.
The billionaire businessman took time out from the campaign trail Friday to read 18-month-old Chloe Sophia the story of Winners Aren't Losers, a Dr. Seuss parody put together by Jimmy Kimmel this week.
The book uses allegories to make fun of Trump's policies, such as this stab on his view on Mexican immigration: 'Now here are some frogs, I do not like at all. We must kick these frogs out, and then build a wall.'
Chloe's father, Donald Trump Jr., tweeted a photo of the bonding session, seemingly from the family's private jet.
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Great story, grandpa: Donald Trump is seen reading Winners Aren't Losers to his granddaughter Chloe Sophia, seemingly on a private jet, in a photo posted to Twitter on Friday. The book was made by Jimmy Kimmel
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Donald Trump appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live Wednesday night, where he was gifted with the book, above
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The presidential hopeful was given his very own Dr. Seuss book which was written by Kimmel and his staff
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Accurate: It talks about kicking frogs over walls in reference to his views on Mexican immigration
Jimmy Kimmel reads Dr Seuss-style book to Donald Trump
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Trump Jr. captioned the photo: 'Thank you @jimmykimmel for the great book. Grandpa @realdonaldtrump is making good use of it!!! #WinnersArentLosers'
Trump Sr. could barely contain his excitement when Kimmel began to read the book aloud to him during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Wednesday night.
'Winners aren't losers. They're winners like me,' begins the book.
'A loser's a loser. Which one will you be?'
The book then references Trump's success as a billionaire businessman, with the passage; 'Winners do deals and winners get rich. While sad little losers just sit there and bitch.
'The dog is a loser, and frankly, I pity it. This dog did bad deals. This dog is an idiot.
'And poor Mr. Bear, he must feel like a loser. Valeting that 2006 PT Cruiser.'
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Donald Trump Jr. and wife Vanessa attend Disney On Ice presents Frozen at Barclays Center on November 11, 2014 in New York City. The couple have five children together (Chloe Sophia not pictured)
Next up, Trump's comments made over the summer about Senator John McCain in which he said he did not consider him a hero because he was captured, and then tortured for over five years, during the Vietnam War.
'This lobster's a loser, throw him in the pot. I like a lobster who doesn't get caught,' reads the book.
'Those losers are failures who get nothing done.Just do what I do and you'll be number one.'
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Happy: Trump grinned for ear to ear as Kimmel read the book live on air
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Smart: The book perfectly captures the attitude of Trump while also referencing some of the policies he has been promoting while on the campaign trail
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Then it is back to Trump's opulent lifestyle and penchant for beautiful women to close out the book.
'Oh the places you'll go, on your yacht, on your plane. With your suits from Milan and your wives from Ukraine.
'Oh the buildings you'll build, oh the wealth you'll amass. All the people around you all kissing your ass.
'There are two kind of people, which one will you be? A loser like them?
'Or a winner like me.'
Trump himself read that last line of the book, which came with a photo of himself holding a trophy that read 'Winner' and topped with a statue of himself.
It was a gracious move by Kimmel and his staff, especially as Trump had canceled a previously scheduled appearance on the show.
WINNERS AREN'T LOSERS: THE FULL TEXT OF THE BOOK
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The book for Donald, written by the Kimmel staff
Winners aren't losers.They're winners like me.
A loser's a loser. Which one will you be?
Winners do deals and winners get rich.
While sad little losers just sit there and bitch.
The dog is a loser, and frankly, I pity it.
This dog did bad deals. This dog is an idiot.
And poor Mr. Bear, he must feel like a loser.
valeting that 2006 PT Cruiser.
This lobster's a loser, throw him in the pot.
I like a lobster who doesn't get caught.
Those losers are failures who get nothing done.
Just do what I do and you'll be number one.
Now, here are some frogs I do not like at all.
We must kick these frogs out and then build a wall.
Oh the place you'll go, on your yacht, on your plane.
With your suits from Milan and your wives from Ukraine.
Oh the buildings you'll build, oh the wealth you'll amass.
All the people around you all kissing your ass.
There are two kind of people, which one will you be?
His grand daughter did NOT inherit his hair. Thank god.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
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