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Josseleen Lopez took meth, drove motorized car through Wal-Mart eating and drinking, cops say

Josseleen Lopez appears in a photo released by

Josseleen Lopez appears in a photo released by the Citrus County Sheriff's Office. She was arrested on Dec. 22, 2015 after a security officer saw her consume food and wine inside a Wal-Mart in Lecanto, Fla., according to officials. Photo Credit: Citrus County Sheriff's Office

 

 

LECANTO - A Florida woman has been accused of taking methamphetamine and driving a motorized shopping cart through a Wal-Mart while drinking wine and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.

According to a Citrus County Sheriff's Office arrest report, security officer Robert Gross observed 25-year-old Josseleen E. Lopez consuming $32.36 worth of food and wine inside the Lecanto store.

 

Gross says he watched Lopez open some sushi, eat a piece and then put it back on the shelf. He says Lopez did the same thing with a package of mini muffins and cinnamon rolls. He says Lopez also ate most of a rotisserie chicken.

Lopez told authorities she was homeless and hungry and had just injected herself with methamphetamine.

She was arrested on charges of retail petit theft and possession of drug paraphernalia.



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That's living high off the hog, Walmart style! Lol

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Homeless and hungry, but can still buy drugs.

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She'll have a bed and three meals a day now.

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Tinydancer wrote:

She'll have a bed and three meals a day now.


 Maybe for a day or two.  But misdemeanor shoplifting isn't really going to get her jail time.



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What? No tattoos on her neck or piercings in her eyebrow or nose or lip? I am sooooo disappointed!

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Domestic Engineer wrote:

Homeless and hungry, but can still buy drugs.


Different people, different priorities. 

 



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