TOTALLY GEEKED!

Keep him close to the bathroom!!!

He's going to cRap his pants.

I still think you should shove a suppository up his a$$. Just for that extra....kick.

Lexxy wrote:

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Lily your new avatar is beautiful.

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 Thank you.

I'm ready for Spring!

lilyofcourse wrote:

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Lexxy wrote:

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Lily your new avatar is beautiful.

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 Thank you.

I'm ready for Spring!

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Me too, Lily! 

I had to bring in all my tropical plants, at the end of November. To protect them from a freeze.

My foyer, and dining room, look like a miniature botanical garden.

I can't wait, to get them all back outside, where they belong.

(Late March, is my best guess. I will just have to put up with them, until then.)

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I double dare you, NJN.

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 LOL The doctor prescribed GoLightly which is the biggest misnomer in the whole world.  We're going to go get it tomorrow and he's going to start taking it.    Since I don't know anything I will just sit here and keep my mouth shut. 

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OMG! Isn't that...rather drastic? How long has it been since he's moved his bowels? 

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He's on his third bubble bath of the day. Someone kill me.

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Maybe he will explode while in the tub.

Wait...that may not be a good thing..

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

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weltschmerz wrote:

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

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just Czech wrote:

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I double dare you, NJN.

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 LOL The doctor prescribed GoLightly which is the biggest misnomer in the whole world.  We're going to go get it tomorrow and he's going to start taking it.    Since I don't know anything I will just sit here and keep my mouth shut. 

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OMG! Isn't that...rather drastic? How long has it been since he's moved his bowels? 

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 Oh goody!  Someone is finally asking my opinion!    It's been three days.  Yes, I think that's a little drastic.  Maybe a little MOM to start with?  I have given up.  He's now asking me when he took the last pain pills.  I told him he needs to think about and if he thinks it's been enough time then take them.  If not then don't.  He now accused me of trying to turn him into a junkie.  This morning he told there was no way he could ever get addicted to pain pills.  Tonight he said because of the alcohol abuse he has an addictive personality and I'm not helping.  I refuse to take part in this anymore.  He's not even straining his urine so we'll have no idea if he even passes the damn thing.

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Only three days, and he was prescribed GoLightly? That's ridiculous! Talk about overkill! How about some MoM or a Fleet emema?

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When my son had his surgery last summer, he was prescribed Oxy. He refilled it once and I put my foot down. No more. That stuff is so dangerous. He can take OTC codeine, instead. Does the job.

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I don't think we have OTC codeine, down here, welts.

That's not an option. 

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weltschmerz wrote:

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When my son had his surgery last summer, he was prescribed Oxy. He refilled it once and I put my foot down. No more. That stuff is so dangerous. He can take OTC codeine, instead. Does the job.

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I don't think we have OTC codeine, down here, welts.

That's not an option. 

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 No, it's not.  He was swallowing the Tylenol three like crazy.  They've moved him up to Norco.

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It's OTC here, 200 pills for about $10.
How much is it there?

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 It's not that cheap but it's pretty cheap.

He won't take an enema for anything.

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weltschmerz wrote:

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When my son had his surgery last summer, he was prescribed Oxy. He refilled it once and I put my foot down. No more. That stuff is so dangerous. He can take OTC codeine, instead. Does the job.

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I don't think we have OTC codeine, down here, welts.

That's not an option. 

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No, you don't, but you can get a script for Tylenol 1. Same thing.

We don't need a script for it here, but it's available there. Much safer than Oxy.

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I think it's called Tylenol 3, in the USA.

You need an RX for it.

And, I haven't a clue on the cost. 

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

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weltschmerz wrote:

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It's OTC here, 200 pills for about $10.
How much is it there?

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 It's not that cheap but it's pretty cheap.

He won't take an enema for anything.

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Big baby.

Again, it's a good thing men can't give birth.

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 Oh goodness yes. Having to deal with a man going through pregnancy and child birth would probably be worse than experiencing it yourself.

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weltschmerz wrote:

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

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weltschmerz wrote:

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It's OTC here, 200 pills for about $10.
How much is it there?

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 It's not that cheap but it's pretty cheap.

He won't take an enema for anything.

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Big baby.

Again, it's a good thing men can't give birth.

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 Oh goodness yes. Having to deal with a man going through pregnancy and child birth would probably be worse than experiencing it yourself.

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 Sigh, he's finished his bubble bath and has decided he's exhausted from his long hard day.  He hasn't eaten anything today.  I give up.

NAOW, I'm glad your DD had a wonderful birthday.  Tell her I said Happy Birthday.

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I suggested MOM. We didn't get the golightly yet. He took three doses of MOM when we got home. I'm telling you, he over does the pain meds and over does the MOM. Just like he'll sit in the tub all damn day. I suggested, like the first doctor did, that he alternate pain pills and motrin but he says the motrin upsets his stomach. Of course, he doesn't eat with it either. He can't do anything halfway. It's all or nothing for him. Yes, I'm aggravated. I don't know where else to vent.

I will send DH with the leftover golightly chef. You can have them both!

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 Nooooo no no no no ... I'm trying to get RID of mine ...

 

You'll LOVE this ...

DS took his shirt off and I made the mistake of asking him if he's planning on taking a bath or something. He looooves baths. Well, he ripped his diaper off and we hear a FLUSH! come from his bathroom. Yea ... you know what happened ...

DH had DS pull it out and wash his hands. DS now knows that diapers do NOT get flushed.

 

 

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 He did! He knows toilet paper goes in the toilet and, well, his diaper is his tp.

You would laugh. He watches us do our business then will mimic us, including wiping his bum, and flush the toilet for himself. He's starting to show a real interest in potty training so we may try again soon. We're following his lead. He'll potty train when he's good and ready.