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Domestic Engineer · Guru

RE: Happy Birthday, O4!

Domestic Engineer · Guru

We interrupt this story to bring the latest news.

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Continue on with Donny Osmond's Puppy Love....

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

O4 gently pushed Donny out of the danger zone and gave Kim K. a good punch on the side of the head as payback for the foot. Kim went down like a flat-bottomed boat and...

Momala · Great cook-happy wife-superb fisherman

... drenched everyone around her ...

Blankie · Guru

Momala wrote:
... drenched everyone around her ...

. . . and as Kim was flailing around like a beached whale, Donny swept up 04 onto the dance floor in a fabulous tango, while G just stood there and . . .

DemoniaD · Senior Member

....with a mixture of sweet tea and boob sweat that.....

DemoniaD · Senior Member

Lol, well I guess I took too long writing that line! I intended for it to follow up Momala's.........

Blankie · Guru

DemoniaD wrote:
Lol, well I guess I took too long writing that line! I intended for it to follow up Momala's.........

LOL Demonia! I was wondering! But I really like the "mixture of sweet tea and boob sweat". What an image. I'm going to plagiarize that line for my first romance novel.

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

Blankie wrote:
Momala wrote:
... drenched everyone around her ...
. . . and as Kim was flailing around like a beached whale, Donny swept up 04 onto the dance floor in a fabulous tango, while G just stood there and . . .

drank sweet tea and thought about boob sweat. O4 was spun back his direction by Donny and G....

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Honeys_Mom wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Momala wrote:
... drenched everyone around her ...
. . . and as Kim was flailing around like a beached whale, Donny swept up 04 onto the dance floor in a fabulous tango, while G just stood there and . . .
drank sweet tea and thought about boob sweat. O4 was spun back his direction by Donny and G....

...swept O4 into his arms, grabbed a long stem rose and cued the band to play the "Tango". The swooning audience...

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

just Czech wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Momala wrote:
... drenched everyone around her ...
. . . and as Kim was flailing around like a beached whale, Donny swept up 04 onto the dance floor in a fabulous tango, while G just stood there and . . .
drank sweet tea and thought about boob sweat. O4 was spun back his direction by Donny and G....
...swept O4 into his arms, grabbed a long stem rose and cued the band to play the "Tango". The swooning audience...

Cheered G and O4 on, G's long silver hair swaying and glittering in the moonlight every time he dipped O4..

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Momala wrote:
... drenched everyone around her ...
. . . and as Kim was flailing around like a beached whale, Donny swept up 04 onto the dance floor in a fabulous tango, while G just stood there and . . .
drank sweet tea and thought about boob sweat. O4 was spun back his direction by Donny and G....
...swept O4 into his arms, grabbed a long stem rose and cued the band to play the "Tango". The swooning audience...
Cheered G and O4 on, G's long silver hair swaying and glittering in the moonlight every time he dipped O4..

until the glittering turned out to be sweat and she slipped from his damp hands onto the floor, only to be caught by.....

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

Lawyerlady wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Momala wrote:
... drenched everyone around her ...
. . . and as Kim was flailing around like a beached whale, Donny swept up 04 onto the dance floor in a fabulous tango, while G just stood there and . . .
drank sweet tea and thought about boob sweat. O4 was spun back his direction by Donny and G....
...swept O4 into his arms, grabbed a long stem rose and cued the band to play the "Tango". The swooning audience...
Cheered G and O4 on, G's long silver hair swaying and glittering in the moonlight every time he dipped O4..
until the glittering turned out to be sweat and she slipped from his damp hands onto the floor, only to be caught by.....

Sam Elliot's strong arms! "Hello, darlin.." he crooned as Honey's Mom I MEAN O4 gazed into his eyes....

Blankie · Guru

Honeys_Mom wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Momala wrote:
... drenched everyone around her ...
. . . and as Kim was flailing around like a beached whale, Donny swept up 04 onto the dance floor in a fabulous tango, while G just stood there and . . .
drank sweet tea and thought about boob sweat. O4 was spun back his direction by Donny and G....
...swept O4 into his arms, grabbed a long stem rose and cued the band to play the "Tango". The swooning audience...
Cheered G and O4 on, G's long silver hair swaying and glittering in the moonlight every time he dipped O4..
until the glittering turned out to be sweat and she slipped from his damp hands onto the floor, only to be caught by.....
Sam Elliot's strong arms! "Hello, darlin.." he crooned as Honey's Mom I MEAN O4 gazed into his eyes....

. . . but G wouldn't stand for it. He grabbed his guitar (does he play guitar?) and clonked Sam over the head with it, then he grabbed O4 and twirled her up to the ceiling.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Blankie wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Momala wrote:
... drenched everyone around her ...
. . . and as Kim was flailing around like a beached whale, Donny swept up 04 onto the dance floor in a fabulous tango, while G just stood there and . . .
drank sweet tea and thought about boob sweat. O4 was spun back his direction by Donny and G....
...swept O4 into his arms, grabbed a long stem rose and cued the band to play the "Tango". The swooning audience...
Cheered G and O4 on, G's long silver hair swaying and glittering in the moonlight every time he dipped O4..
until the glittering turned out to be sweat and she slipped from his damp hands onto the floor, only to be caught by.....
Sam Elliot's strong arms! "Hello, darlin.." he crooned as Honey's Mom I MEAN O4 gazed into his eyes....
. . . but G wouldn't stand for it. He grabbed his guitar (does he play guitar?) and clonked Sam over the head with it, then he grabbed O4 and twirled her up to the ceiling.

Where O4's head hit the ceiling fan, chopping off her mane. She looked into G's horrified eyes and said, "Darling, what the ....

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Momala wrote:
... drenched everyone around her ...
. . . and as Kim was flailing around like a beached whale, Donny swept up 04 onto the dance floor in a fabulous tango, while G just stood there and . . .
drank sweet tea and thought about boob sweat. O4 was spun back his direction by Donny and G....
...swept O4 into his arms, grabbed a long stem rose and cued the band to play the "Tango". The swooning audience...
Cheered G and O4 on, G's long silver hair swaying and glittering in the moonlight every time he dipped O4..
until the glittering turned out to be sweat and she slipped from his damp hands onto the floor, only to be caught by.....
Sam Elliot's strong arms! "Hello, darlin.." he crooned as Honey's Mom I MEAN O4 gazed into his eyes....
. . . but G wouldn't stand for it. He grabbed his guitar (does he play guitar?) and clonked Sam over the head with it, then he grabbed O4 and twirled her up to the ceiling.
Where O4's head hit the ceiling fan, chopping off her mane. She looked into G's horrified eyes and said, "Darling, what the ....

...hell did you just do to Sam? And look at my hair! What do we..."

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Honeys_Mom wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Blankie wrote:
Momala wrote:
... drenched everyone around her ...
. . . and as Kim was flailing around like a beached whale, Donny swept up 04 onto the dance floor in a fabulous tango, while G just stood there and . . .
drank sweet tea and thought about boob sweat. O4 was spun back his direction by Donny and G....
...swept O4 into his arms, grabbed a long stem rose and cued the band to play the "Tango". The swooning audience...
Cheered G and O4 on, G's long silver hair swaying and glittering in the moonlight every time he dipped O4..
until the glittering turned out to be sweat and she slipped from his damp hands onto the floor, only to be caught by.....
Sam Elliot's strong arms! "Hello, darlin.." he crooned as Honey's Mom I MEAN O4 gazed into his eyes....
. . . but G wouldn't stand for it. He grabbed his guitar (does he play guitar?) and clonked Sam over the head with it, then he grabbed O4 and twirled her up to the ceiling.
Where O4's head hit the ceiling fan, chopping off her mane. She looked into G's horrified eyes and said, "Darling, what the ....
...hell did you just do to Sam? And look at my hair! What do we..."

Do now? we have to clean up the blood and hide the body. I know! let's call the Geeks, I am sure we can get an axe, freezer, and lime overnighted to us!

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Oh.....ummm........awe heck, hide the body in the disc ball. As for the hair...

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

How in the world did I miss THIS??!

Domestic Engineer · Guru

I gotta funny. O4 broke her foot on the cruise. Ok it's not funny, but with all the adventures we created, it's funny.

FNW · Guru

Broke her foot doing the tango?

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

🎶 she is going to get it 🎶

The Tango and her awesome spiked heels did her in! 👣

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

How do you break your foot on a cruise? Playing shuffleboard?

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Lawyerlady wrote:
How do you break your foot on a cruise? Playing shuffleboard?

Just think for a minute & you'll figure it out.

flan

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

flan327 wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
How do you break your foot on a cruise? Playing shuffleboard?
Just think for a minute & you'll figure it out.
flan

It was when Kim tripped her, of course.

FNW · Guru

Or maybe it was Kourtney? Or Kloe? Or the Momanger?

Blankie · Guru

Honeys_Mom wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
How do you break your foot on a cruise? Playing shuffleboard?
Just think for a minute & you'll figure it out.
flan
It was when Kim tripped her, of course.

Or tangoing too fast with Sam Elliot. Or maybe Donny stepped on her foot.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Honeys_Mom wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
How do you break your foot on a cruise? Playing shuffleboard?
Just think for a minute & you'll figure it out.
flan
It was when Kim tripped her, of course.

Nobody took that bait when I posted about being tripped. I figure at least one of you Geeks also knew she broke her foot.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Blankie wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
How do you break your foot on a cruise? Playing shuffleboard?
Just think for a minute & you'll figure it out.
flan
It was when Kim tripped her, of course.
Or tangoing too fast with Sam Elliot. Or maybe Donny stepped on her foot.

It could have happened when she was dancing so wild and fast so tripped into the side of the ship that she fell into the ocean where a shark tried to get her and she kicked it in the eyes, hence breaking her foot. The shark swam away and O4 struggled to stay afloat but was losing that battle. She was about to go under when...

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

...the yellow submarine reappeared and Paul pulled O4 to safety. But then...

Domestic Engineer · Guru

She....

Domestic Engineer · Guru

Realized that it was her Get Out of Jail day and quickly returned to her appointed place at the Geek Table. WELCOME BACK!!!! ❤️ 😀😀😀😀😀😀

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ohfour · Hooker

This.
Is.
CLASSIC!!!!!

Although it wasn't Donny. It was Peter Frampton. And I'm not kidding...

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Welcome back!!!

Peter Frampton????? Sigh..

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

Welcome back 04!!

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lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Ohfour · Hooker

Thank you so very much!!!! I missed you guys! I read G this thread and he was laughing his arse off!!!!

Tinydancer · Guru

Grumpy Cat - Welcome back

FNW · Guru

Do you feel like I do?

Welcome back!

Ohfour · Hooker

Thank you!!!!!!

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

Is it just me or is Peter Frampton like a million times hotter now than he was when he was making hit albums? Just sayin'...

Maybe my tastes have changed. I couldn't care less about him when he was a big star.

Ohfour · Hooker

Well, he doesnt have the hair anymore, and hes about 5 feet tall! But he is still hot as hell, and he still has his pipes...

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

Ohfour wrote:
Well, he doesnt have the hair anymore, and hes about 5 feet tall! But he is still hot as hell, and he still has his pipes...

**sigh** 5 feet tall, that would NOT work with my 5' 9"...

Ohfour · Hooker

His bio says 5' 8". But i have picts to prove otherwise...

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Ohfour wrote:
His bio says 5' 8". But i have picts to prove otherwise...

Perhaps he tripped over that same stepped, broke both his feet and back so lost 8"?