I can't help it, but poop jokes and the the like just make me laugh. I know its gross and disgusting but I always just lose it. The below is hysterical. Please share what you find amusing as well
As I was taking a bathroom break a couple weeks ago at work, a guy stepped into the stall beside me. I heard some indiscriminate crinkling of plastic, and my first thought was that the dude was about to do some drugs. It was much worse:
That crinkling sound was him opening the crackers, which he then PUT DOWN ON THE FLOOR. By this point, I was already scrambling to snap the photo above (thank god my phone was on mute) but what happened next was even worse: the mother****er picked up that one touching the floor and ate it. One of my coworkers asked “How can you be sure he didn’t just drop it in the toilet?” Reasonable question, but I know for a FACT that I heard him crunching that poop-cracker as he chewed it. This is a disgusting subhuman creature.
There are so many inappropriate things I find funny. I will not list them here or I will risk shaming myself.
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