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Hugh Heifner's marriage advice.

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Unprotected sex with Charlie Sheen.

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A pet rattlesnake.

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That when my boss says "do you have a minute" anything he says afterward will be either quick or take a minute.


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A dyslexic tattooist.

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Dan Quayle in a spelling bee.

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Tater tops!


Definitely NOT a newbie...

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PETA supporting the "Eat Beef" program.

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A porcupine playing with a balloon.

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Miley Cyrus' fashion advisor.

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A kids' play date at Michael jackson's.

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I almost said my ex, but I'd trust Hilary before my ex.

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I almost said my ex, but I'd trust Hilary before my ex.


Whoa, whoa wait a minute! 



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Unprotected sex with Charlie Sheen.


 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



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Three day old road kill for supper.

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Three day old road kill for supper.


Mmm. in a pita bread!  With some melty cheese! 



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A road trip with Teddy Kennedy.

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Mt. Vesuvius in 79 AD.

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Lake Superior in November.

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Cliff diving into an active volcano.

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A road trip with Teddy Kennedy.


HAHAHA!  I told that story to the bf last night.  He was laughing as hard as we were! 



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A maiden voyage aboard The Titanic.



-- Edited by FNW on Friday 29th of January 2016 02:43:18 PM

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Embassy security in Benghazi.

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Skinny dipping in the Citarum river.

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Mexican tap water, or Flint Michigan's.

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A discreet breakup involving Taylor Swift.

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A new house next to Chernobyl.

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Food grown at ground zero Chernobyl.

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Enclosed places in Centralia Pennsylvania.

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The Flat Earth Society.

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A meth lab in my basement.

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Lunch with Hannibal Lechter.

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A plane ride with JFK, Jr.  Or John Denver.  Or Harrison Ford.



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A movie date with James Holmes.

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A nice tall glass of Flint water.

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A nice tall glass of Flint water.


 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



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I got some ice cubes for yours!

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A road trip with Teddy Kennedy.


 In Rose Kennedy's Caddie, over a bridge...



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O4 not being on crutches coming down the gang plank from her cruise.

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A pregnant woman's bladder when she sneezes.

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Quiet teens out of sight...

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Small children hiding in a corner.

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Men unsupervised on a computer.

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What the definition of "is" is.

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That there was truly legal consent by the women in all the FLDS polygamous marriages.

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A man wearing a hockey mask, carrying a bloody machete, at Camp Crystal Lake.

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Skinny-dipping, with an open cut or two, in a piranha infested river

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I think these are more like oxymorons.

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Spellcheck and homonyms.

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