TOTALLY GEEKED!

Ohfour · Hooker

RE: Immigrants in Germany Pooping on the Floor

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

The religion of Peace strikes again!

Ohfour · Hooker

The Brotherhood of the East Facing Schitters!

I think we need to make a movie!

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

The BEFS!

FNW · Guru

Are you schitting me? They have to schit facing east? Do they rape facing east, too?

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

FNW wrote:
Are you schitting me? They have to schit facing east? Do they rape facing east, too?

Most likely. hmm

chef · Guru

flan327 wrote:
huskerbb wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
They should also have instructions on the proper use of a bidet.
Most North American tourists are utterly confounded by those.
No, it's not a drinking fountain or a foot bath.
Dumbest post ever.

We spent two weeks in Europe back in the 90's. We didnt see one bidet.

Plus, misuse of a bidet doesn't lead to ****ting on the floor.
I saw plenty of bidets in Paris. I didn't use them.
You guys DO realize that the entire world is not American?
The xenophobia is incredible sometimes...
flan

The xenophobia is coming from those who refuse to adapt to the culture of the country they moved to.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

chef wrote:
flan327 wrote:
huskerbb wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
They should also have instructions on the proper use of a bidet.
Most North American tourists are utterly confounded by those.
No, it's not a drinking fountain or a foot bath.
Dumbest post ever.

We spent two weeks in Europe back in the 90's. We didnt see one bidet.

Plus, misuse of a bidet doesn't lead to ****ting on the floor.
I saw plenty of bidets in Paris. I didn't use them.
You guys DO realize that the entire world is not American?
The xenophobia is incredible sometimes...
flan
The xenophobia is coming from those who refuse to adapt to the culture of the country they moved to.

Bingo!

chef · Guru

FNW wrote:
Then teach them.

How about respect for the European culture? You know, the country where they are now residing? You know, the country who took them in?

This. So much this.

But apparently the country where they are now residing is expected to bend over (excuse me, squat) for them and change their ways.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

xenophobia is the new buzz word that libs like to toss around. Every day, they need to invent a new label.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

chef wrote:
FNW wrote:
Then teach them.

How about respect for the European culture? You know, the country where they are now residing? You know, the country who took them in?
This. So much this.
But apparently the country where they are now residing is expected to bend over (excuse me, squat) for them and change their ways.

Of course. That is how it always is now.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

When I was in Germany, I saw Germans pi$$ in the street.

In Paris, small toilets were available in many locations. I never saw a bibet or whatever it's called.

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

It doesn't matter WHERE someone is from.

If you are moving into, and living in a country, you learn to assimilate

You can bet the last shred of life as you know it, you have to assimilate if were in an area they control in their country.

-- Edited by lilyofcourse on Friday 5th of February 2016 02:04:49 PM

FNW · Guru

I've never seen a bidet in any country except in the U.S. at a Scandinavian lodge where I stayed.

Ohfour · Hooker

just Czech wrote:
When I was in Germany, I saw Germans pi$$ in the street.

In Paris, small toilets were available in many locations. I never saw a bibet or whatever it's called.

I didn't see one either. However I DID see this totally amazing port a potty thing. After you did your business (for a fee), the thing sealed itself up and completely disinfected itself. Walls, floors, toilet seat everything. I didn't even have to go, but wanted to see it in action!

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Actually, one of the requirements of Islam is to AVOID using the bathroom in public or people's walkways.

Per Wiki -

Rules[edit]

A Muslim must first find an acceptable place away from standing water, or people's pathways or shade.[4] They are advised that it is better to enter the area with the left foot,[5] facing away from the Qiblah.[1]

While on the toilet, one must remain silent. Talking, answering greetings or greeting others is strongly discouraged.[1] The private parts must be washed with water after defecating (a process called anal cleansing with water) and after urinating. When defecating together, two men cannot converse, nor look at each other's genitals.[6] A man should not touch his genitals with the right hand.[7][8][9][10][11][12][13]

When leaving the toilet, one is advised to leave with the right foot,[5] and also say a prayer – "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."[1] This is similar in concept to Asher yatzar, the prayers said by orthodox Jews when leaving the toilet in which they thank God for the orifices used to defecate/urinate,[14] and exact ways of proceeding and accompanying prayers are also specified in traditional Zoroastrianism.[15] It is also reported in the Hadith of Bukhari that whenever Muhammad went to the toilet, he said "In the name of Allah, O Allah! I seek refuge with You from all offensive and wicked things" (alternate translation: "from evil deeds and evil spirits").[16]

How being decent about crapping on the floor became about religion is beyond me but there you go. There is no religious reason to crap on the floor.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Good point, LL.

FNW · Guru

My favorite was the high tech toilets in Japan. Want your seat heated? Push a button. Want background noise to conceal potty noises? Push a button. Want music? Push a button.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

FNW wrote:
My favorite was the high tech toilets in Japan. Want your seat heated? Push a button. Want background noise to conceal potty noises? Push a button. Want music? Push a button.

I love those Japanese toilets.

chef · Guru

FNW wrote:
My favorite was the high tech toilets in Japan. Want your seat heated? Push a button. Want background noise to conceal potty noises? Push a button. Want music? Push a button.

This reminded me of this joke ...

Spoiler

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room door, it was "OCCUPIED".

The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside.

The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".

Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom.

He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!".

Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters.

He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.

Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".

When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.

When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"

The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the 'ATR' button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

chef wrote:
flan327 wrote:
huskerbb wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
They should also have instructions on the proper use of a bidet.
Most North American tourists are utterly confounded by those.
No, it's not a drinking fountain or a foot bath.
Dumbest post ever.

We spent two weeks in Europe back in the 90's. We didnt see one bidet.

Plus, misuse of a bidet doesn't lead to ****ting on the floor.
I saw plenty of bidets in Paris. I didn't use them.
You guys DO realize that the entire world is not American?
The xenophobia is incredible sometimes...
flan
The xenophobia is coming from those who refuse to adapt to the culture of the country they moved to.

Because NO ONE thought to tell them about toilets that are different from what they are used to.

flan

Ohfour · Hooker

flan327 wrote:
chef wrote:
flan327 wrote:
huskerbb wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
They should also have instructions on the proper use of a bidet.
Most North American tourists are utterly confounded by those.
No, it's not a drinking fountain or a foot bath.
Dumbest post ever.

We spent two weeks in Europe back in the 90's. We didnt see one bidet.

Plus, misuse of a bidet doesn't lead to ****ting on the floor.
I saw plenty of bidets in Paris. I didn't use them.
You guys DO realize that the entire world is not American?
The xenophobia is incredible sometimes...
flan
The xenophobia is coming from those who refuse to adapt to the culture of the country they moved to.
Because NO ONE thought to tell them about toilets that are different from what they are used to.
flan

Seriously, you have to TOLD that? It's a toilet, not a pacemaker. Anybody that can't figure out how to use a toilet is a total and complete idiot...

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
xenophobia is the new buzz word that libs like to toss around. Every day, they need to invent a new label.

What is YOUR problem?

It is a term that fits HERE.

flan

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Ohfour wrote:
flan327 wrote:
chef wrote:
flan327 wrote:
huskerbb wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
They should also have instructions on the proper use of a bidet.
Most North American tourists are utterly confounded by those.
No, it's not a drinking fountain or a foot bath.
Dumbest post ever.

We spent two weeks in Europe back in the 90's. We didnt see one bidet.

Plus, misuse of a bidet doesn't lead to ****ting on the floor.
I saw plenty of bidets in Paris. I didn't use them.
You guys DO realize that the entire world is not American?
The xenophobia is incredible sometimes...
flan
The xenophobia is coming from those who refuse to adapt to the culture of the country they moved to.
Because NO ONE thought to tell them about toilets that are different from what they are used to.
flan
Seriously, you have to TOLD that? It's a toilet, not a pacemaker. Anybody that can't figure out how to use a toilet is a total and complete idiot...

Did you READ the OP?

flan

Ohfour · Hooker

flan327 wrote:
Ohfour wrote:
flan327 wrote:
chef wrote:
flan327 wrote:
huskerbb wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
They should also have instructions on the proper use of a bidet.
Most North American tourists are utterly confounded by those.
No, it's not a drinking fountain or a foot bath.
Dumbest post ever.

We spent two weeks in Europe back in the 90's. We didnt see one bidet.

Plus, misuse of a bidet doesn't lead to ****ting on the floor.
I saw plenty of bidets in Paris. I didn't use them.
You guys DO realize that the entire world is not American?
The xenophobia is incredible sometimes...
flan
The xenophobia is coming from those who refuse to adapt to the culture of the country they moved to.
Because NO ONE thought to tell them about toilets that are different from what they are used to.
flan
Seriously, you have to TOLD that? It's a toilet, not a pacemaker. Anybody that can't figure out how to use a toilet is a total and complete idiot...
Did you READ the OP?
flan

Absolutely, it just bolsters my previous comment.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Anyone who's not an uber-Conservative Christian is an "idiot" to you.

flan

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

flan327 wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
xenophobia is the new buzz word that libs like to toss around. Every day, they need to invent a new label.
What is YOUR problem?
It is a term that fits HERE.
flan

No its not. Germany welcomed you. Now poop properly in a German toilet!

Ohfour · Hooker

flan327 wrote:
Anyone who's not an uber-Conservative Christian is an "idiot" to you.

flan

Not true, but anyone that can't figure out how to use a toilet sure is...

FNW · Guru

If they don't/can't figure out how to use a toilet, they should stay in Syria.

I had no experience with Japanese toilets, but just one look and I figured out how to use them. It's not rocket science.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

The compassion here is touching my heart...

flan

Ohfour · Hooker

flan327 wrote:
Anyone who's not an uber-Conservative Christian is an "idiot" to you.

flan

And my best friend, the one that is coming from Canada to take care of me after my surgery?

Atheist, pan-sexual, and more liberal that even you could wrap your head around.

So don't even go there.

chef · Guru

flan327 wrote:
chef wrote:
flan327 wrote:
huskerbb wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
They should also have instructions on the proper use of a bidet.
Most North American tourists are utterly confounded by those.
No, it's not a drinking fountain or a foot bath.
Dumbest post ever.

We spent two weeks in Europe back in the 90's. We didnt see one bidet.

Plus, misuse of a bidet doesn't lead to ****ting on the floor.
I saw plenty of bidets in Paris. I didn't use them.
You guys DO realize that the entire world is not American?
The xenophobia is incredible sometimes...
flan
The xenophobia is coming from those who refuse to adapt to the culture of the country they moved to.
Because NO ONE thought to tell them about toilets that are different from what they are used to.
flan

Are they illiterate and mute too? They could read any available signs, ask someone, etc. Taking a dump on the floor is unacceptable.

FNW · Guru

Okay, I had to look up pan-sexual.

chef · Guru

flan327 wrote:
The compassion here is touching my heart...

flan

And where is the compassion for Germany and the other countries being forced to change to accommodate the immigrants? Or does that not matter to you?

You only care about the immigrants and what they want. That is the message I am receiving.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

flan327 wrote:
The compassion here is touching my heart...

flan

Compassion for what? Grown adults not knowing how to use the bathroom or ask? You must think they are special needs idiots instead of fully capable people.

Who is the prejudiced one? I'd say the person who thinks they are too stupid to know basic common sense.

Ohfour · Hooker

FNW wrote:
Okay, I had to look up pan-sexual.

Yeah, when she told me that, I didn't know either...

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

flan327 wrote:
The compassion here is touching my heart...

flan

Compassion for what.??

Funny how you view the Germans as the problem rather than grown ass men crapping on the society that took them in. Wow. You are unbelievable.

Lexxy · My dog name is Sasha, too!

Ohfour wrote:
FNW wrote:
Okay, I had to look up pan-sexual.
Yeah, when she told me that, I didn't know either...

I'm off to google because I've never heard the term either.

Ohfour · Hooker

Lexxy wrote:
Ohfour wrote:
FNW wrote:
Okay, I had to look up pan-sexual.
Yeah, when she told me that, I didn't know either...
I'm off to google because I've never heard the term either.

She described it as "loving who she loves". She said that she falls in love with peoples spirits and minds...we had a really long discussion and I found it fascinating...

FNW · Guru

I do remember hearing it on Sex and the City once when Samantha was hooking up with that woman, come to think of it.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

chef wrote:
flan327 wrote:
chef wrote:
flan327 wrote:
huskerbb wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
They should also have instructions on the proper use of a bidet.
Most North American tourists are utterly confounded by those.
No, it's not a drinking fountain or a foot bath.
Dumbest post ever.

We spent two weeks in Europe back in the 90's. We didnt see one bidet.

Plus, misuse of a bidet doesn't lead to ****ting on the floor.
I saw plenty of bidets in Paris. I didn't use them.
You guys DO realize that the entire world is not American?
The xenophobia is incredible sometimes...
flan
The xenophobia is coming from those who refuse to adapt to the culture of the country they moved to.
Because NO ONE thought to tell them about toilets that are different from what they are used to.
flan
Are they illiterate and mute too? They could read any available signs, ask someone, etc. Taking a dump on the floor is unacceptable.

The signs were not up at first. I doubt every single person did that.

flan

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Lawyerlady wrote:
flan327 wrote:
The compassion here is touching my heart...

flan
Compassion for what? Grown adults not knowing how to use the bathroom or ask? You must think they are special needs idiots instead of fully capable people.
Who is the prejudiced one? I'd say the person who thinks they are too stupid to know basic common sense.

Because, to THEM, it's NOTHING they have encountered before.

flan

FNW · Guru

So teach them. Don't change your culture for them.

chef · Guru

FNW wrote:
So teach them. Don't change your culture for them.

Exactly.

Ohfour · Hooker

flan327 wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
flan327 wrote:
The compassion here is touching my heart...

flan
Compassion for what? Grown adults not knowing how to use the bathroom or ask? You must think they are special needs idiots instead of fully capable people.
Who is the prejudiced one? I'd say the person who thinks they are too stupid to know basic common sense.
Because, to THEM, it's NOTHING they have encountered before.
flan

Oh bull. They've seen toilets. They are not that different than what they were using. Maybe just a bit taller...

chef · Guru

flan327 wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
flan327 wrote:
The compassion here is touching my heart...

flan
Compassion for what? Grown adults not knowing how to use the bathroom or ask? You must think they are special needs idiots instead of fully capable people.
Who is the prejudiced one? I'd say the person who thinks they are too stupid to know basic common sense.
Because, to THEM, it's NOTHING they have encountered before.
flan

That can go for ANY unfamiliar situation when traveling. It doesn't mean you take a dump on the floor just because you don't get it, whatever it may be.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

flan327 wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
flan327 wrote:
The compassion here is touching my heart...

flan
Compassion for what? Grown adults not knowing how to use the bathroom or ask? You must think they are special needs idiots instead of fully capable people.
Who is the prejudiced one? I'd say the person who thinks they are too stupid to know basic common sense.
Because, to THEM, it's NOTHING they have encountered before.
flan

Uh which further proves the liberal lies that we are importing all these "skilled" people, blah, blah.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

flan327 wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
flan327 wrote:
The compassion here is touching my heart...

flan
Compassion for what? Grown adults not knowing how to use the bathroom or ask? You must think they are special needs idiots instead of fully capable people.
Who is the prejudiced one? I'd say the person who thinks they are too stupid to know basic common sense.
Because, to THEM, it's NOTHING they have encountered before.
flan

You have got to be kidding. They are not morons. I remember the first time I encountered an old fashioned Japanese squatter toilet. I FIGURED IT OUT.

They do have brains - they are not infants.

huskerbb · Guru

flan327 wrote:
chef wrote:
flan327 wrote:
huskerbb wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
They should also have instructions on the proper use of a bidet.
Most North American tourists are utterly confounded by those.
No, it's not a drinking fountain or a foot bath.
Dumbest post ever.

We spent two weeks in Europe back in the 90's. We didnt see one bidet.

Plus, misuse of a bidet doesn't lead to ****ting on the floor.
I saw plenty of bidets in Paris. I didn't use them.
You guys DO realize that the entire world is not American?
The xenophobia is incredible sometimes...
flan
The xenophobia is coming from those who refuse to adapt to the culture of the country they moved to.
Because NO ONE thought to tell them about toilets that are different from what they are used to.
flan

If you can't figure out how to using a fvcking toilet--you are dumber than a bag of hammers. Even toddlers eventually figure it out.

huskerbb · Guru

flan327 wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
flan327 wrote:
The compassion here is touching my heart...

flan
Compassion for what? Grown adults not knowing how to use the bathroom or ask? You must think they are special needs idiots instead of fully capable people.
Who is the prejudiced one? I'd say the person who thinks they are too stupid to know basic common sense.
Because, to THEM, it's NOTHING they have encountered before.
flan

I've encountered all kinds of new things in my life--it never occurred to me to sh!t on the floor because of it.