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Unfortunately, dogs LOVE me.  Seriously.  Makes me want to throw up... 



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So you say.

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Yep! I do say! Always licking my toes, trying to get all up in my face.

ick!!!!

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They're doing it to annoy you, because they sense you don't like them.

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weltschmerz wrote:

They're doing it to annoy you, because they sense you don't like them.


Yeah, ok...disbelief 



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Seems dogs aren't the only ones to do that.

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Awww! How adorable is THAT?



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Monster will do that after I've been binge watching Supernatural.

He likes the warmth.

Or maybe he has a thing for Cas.



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Seems dogs aren't the only ones to do that.


 Bwaaahaaahaaaahaaa! 



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When I came home for the nine day trip, Sam actually cried tears of joy when I walked into the house. He about licked me to death.

I am also a cat lover.

DH is not a cat lover, but they still love the dickens out of him. All dogs love him as well.

I love you, O4, and dogs know when a person is a good person. If other peoples dogs still try to lick you, they sense goodness in you. Dogs do not lick people they distrust, ever.

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O4 and tinydancer, I thought I was the only one who just doesn't like dogs.
They jump on you and scratch you and they always try to lick me. I get hives wherever a dog licks me.
The worst part is the smell. Even freshly washed dogs have that "dog smell" and if you touch them the smell gets on your hands and sometimes it won't wash off.
That smell is nauseating to me.
I've only met three dogs ever that didn't jump on me or lick me, even though every owner of every dog I have met insisted that their dog was amazing and well trained.

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Wow this thread totally wandered off track. And it is all the better for it.

I love dogs but will probably never have another. They are a lot more work than cats. I hope there will never be a time in my life that I don't have cats. I have always given mine the choice to be indoor only or go outdoors. Most have chosen to go outdoors & explore.

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O4 and tinydancer, I thought I was the only one who just doesn't like dogs.
They jump on you and scratch you and they always try to lick me. I get hives wherever a dog licks me.
The worst part is the smell. Even freshly washed dogs have that "dog smell" and if you touch them the smell gets on your hands and sometimes it won't wash off.
That smell is nauseating to me.
I've only met three dogs ever that didn't jump on me or lick me, even though every owner of every dog I have met insisted that their dog was amazing and well trained.


Dogs sense goodness. So, they are telling you, you are a good person and they are welcoming you. smile 



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O4 and tinydancer, I thought I was the only one who just doesn't like dogs.
They jump on you and scratch you and they always try to lick me. I get hives wherever a dog licks me.
The worst part is the smell. Even freshly washed dogs have that "dog smell" and if you touch them the smell gets on your hands and sometimes it won't wash off.
That smell is nauseating to me.
I've only met three dogs ever that didn't jump on me or lick me, even though every owner of every dog I have met insisted that their dog was amazing and well trained.


Dogs sense goodness. So, they are telling you, you are a good person and they are welcoming you. smile 


 I can appreciate that they like me and I think dogs are cute. I just don't want to touch them or be touched by them. 



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Tangerine wrote:
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O4 and tinydancer, I thought I was the only one who just doesn't like dogs.
They jump on you and scratch you and they always try to lick me. I get hives wherever a dog licks me.
The worst part is the smell. Even freshly washed dogs have that "dog smell" and if you touch them the smell gets on your hands and sometimes it won't wash off.
That smell is nauseating to me.
I've only met three dogs ever that didn't jump on me or lick me, even though every owner of every dog I have met insisted that their dog was amazing and well trained.


Dogs sense goodness. So, they are telling you, you are a good person and they are welcoming you. smile 


 I can appreciate that they like me and I think dogs are cute. I just don't want to touch them or be touched by them. 


 Exactly. 



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Ohfour wrote:
Tangerine wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Tangerine wrote:

O4 and tinydancer, I thought I was the only one who just doesn't like dogs.
They jump on you and scratch you and they always try to lick me. I get hives wherever a dog licks me.
The worst part is the smell. Even freshly washed dogs have that "dog smell" and if you touch them the smell gets on your hands and sometimes it won't wash off.
That smell is nauseating to me.
I've only met three dogs ever that didn't jump on me or lick me, even though every owner of every dog I have met insisted that their dog was amazing and well trained.


Dogs sense goodness. So, they are telling you, you are a good person and they are welcoming you. smile 


 I can appreciate that they like me and I think dogs are cute. I just don't want to touch them or be touched by them. 


 Exactly. 


I can respect that in both of you.

I have a friend who is allergic to dogs. I always feel bad for her, she has such bad asthma attacks now, she has to be treated for the allergy. And she avoids dogs! 



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Not a fan of dogs. I had a few growing up. They were fine. They lived outside and in the garage. They were small enough they didn't reach my crotch. And they were trained not to jump on anyone. So I guess what I'm saying, is I'm not a fan of untrained dogs. In fact, I dislike untrained dogs.

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Those who don't like dogs need pygmy goats.

I love goats. We use to have them. They keep the brush cleared and they like to play and you can even teach them tricks.

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Tangerine wrote:

O4 and tinydancer, I thought I was the only one who just doesn't like dogs.
They jump on you and scratch you and they always try to lick me. I get hives wherever a dog licks me.
The worst part is the smell. Even freshly washed dogs have that "dog smell" and if you touch them the smell gets on your hands and sometimes it won't wash off.
That smell is nauseating to me.
I've only met three dogs ever that didn't jump on me or lick me, even though every owner of every dog I have met insisted that their dog was amazing and well trained.


 And THAT is the fault of the owner.

But I'm sorry that happened to you.

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Those who don't like dogs need pygmy goats.

I love goats. We use to have them. They keep the brush cleared and they like to play and you can even teach them tricks.


 My ex had a friend who raised pygmy goats.  In the Spring when all the babies were born I'd get to visit & play with them.  There is nothing as adorable as bunches of baby pygmy goats frolicking.  So much cuteness.

I'd like to see a real life fainting goat.  I've seen clips but not IRL. 



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Cow-tipping?

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Those who don't like dogs need pygmy goats.

I love goats. We use to have them. They keep the brush cleared and they like to play and you can even teach them tricks.


 My ex had a friend who raised pygmy goats.  In the Spring when all the babies were born I'd get to visit & play with them.  There is nothing as adorable as bunches of baby pygmy goats frolicking.  So much cuteness.

I'd like to see a real life fainting goat.  I've seen clips but not IRL. 


I've seen lots of fainting old goats. Does that count? 



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My soon to be in-law has a goat farm next door to him. They have them.

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How do you make a goat faint?

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flan327 wrote:

How do you make a goat faint?

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 They faint when they get startled.  It is a certain breed of goats.  Hilarious.



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Cow-tipping?


I would never describe a waitress as a cow. Seems pretty insulting to me. 

 



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Cow-tipping?


I would never describe a waitress as a cow. Seems pretty insulting to me. 

 


Mais non! You tip the bovine after she generously allows you to milk her. 



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Anybody remember the tractor tipping in CARS? Hilarious.

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