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Sarah Jessica Parker has a face like a horse.

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I agree. But she has a killer figure.

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Let's see: Bruce/Caitlin and that whole clan are WAY too easy.

Who else???

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I agree. But she has a killer figure.

 Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!  I want her old body.  She's like older than me and her body looks 22!

Sorry.  That wasn't snarky.  Here's my snark.  Branjoliena.  Or however you spell it!



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I must have a different definition of snark. This is just mean gossip, is it not?

But, in the spirit of it - Kim Kardashian's ass ballooned to baboon proportions with this last pregnancy. It was bigger than her baby bump.

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Sarah Jessica Parker has a face like a horse.

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 Vin Diesel has a face like a potato.



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weltschmerz wrote:
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Sarah Jessica Parker has a face like a horse.

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 Vin Diesel has a face like a potato.

 You know who has a face like a potato?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mr. Potato Head.



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Yes to ass swelling. Although I think she had implants.

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I just loveeeeeee it when the teenagers down the street who are dating lay in the middle of the ROAD and made out! It just gives me such warm fuzzies! Their parents must be so proud!













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Yes to ass swelling. Although I think she had implants.

 She did have implants.  I don't know what she or the doctor were thinking.  Her ass is such a horrific mistake.  Maybe she went to Octomom's doctor for implants.



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I must have a different definition of snark. This is just mean gossip, is it not?

But, in the spirit of it - Kim Kardashian's ass ballooned to baboon proportions with this last pregnancy. It was bigger than her baby bump.

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
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I agree. But she has a killer figure.

 Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!  I want her old body.  She's like older than me and her body looks 22!

Sorry.  That wasn't snarky.  Here's my snark.  Branjoliena.  Or however you spell it!

 Anyone remember Square Pegs?



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I just loveeeeeee it when the teenagers down the street who are dating lay in the middle of the ROAD and made out! It just gives me such warm fuzzies! Their parents must be so proud!













Now that's snark!

 Take a video and post it on a public site



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I just loveeeeeee it when the teenagers down the street who are dating lay in the middle of the ROAD and made out! It just gives me such warm fuzzies! Their parents must be so proud!













Now that's snark!

 Take a video and post it on a public site

 OMG, good idea. I created our neighborhood watch page and can log in as administrator as well as two others so I can post anonymously! They do it right in front of my house which is on the other side of a blind curve. people fly around the curve and I'm worried they are going to get run over!



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I must have a different definition of snark. This is just mean gossip, is it not?

But, in the spirit of it - Kim Kardashian's ass ballooned to baboon proportions with this last pregnancy. It was bigger than her baby bump.

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
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Yes to ass swelling. Although I think she had implants.

 She did have implants.  I don't know what she or the doctor were thinking.  Her ass is such a horrific mistake.  Maybe she went to Octomom's doctor for implants.

 Yeah, I've seen a photo of her PRE-BUTT enhancement.

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NJN smells like bacon...

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NJN smells like bacon...

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 Ohhhhhhhh that's a compliment!



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NJN smells like bacon...

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 Ohhhhhhhh that's a compliment!

 Not in MY world.

Okay, what about great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher fat?

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Czech is mean to quilts...She puts the poor things in time out...FOR NO REASON.

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Czech is mean to quilts...She puts the poor things in time out...FOR NO REASON.

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 Good one!



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Most of the owners of Bars that John Tappet tries to help are just not worth the help.

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NJN smells like bacon...

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 Ohhhhhhhh that's a compliment!

 Not in MY world.

Okay, what about great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher fat?

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 ICK!!



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Southern_Belle wrote:

I just loveeeeeee it when the teenagers down the street who are dating lay in the middle of the ROAD and made out! It just gives me such warm fuzzies! Their parents must be so proud!













Now that's snark!

Snark? I don't know. 

Sounds a lot like my son's friend who was making out with his gf while sitting on the wooden cover over the third rail.

Acute terminal stupidity applies.

 

 



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flan327 wrote:

Czech is mean to quilts...She puts the poor things in time out...FOR NO REASON.

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Uh ah! They deserve a time out. It is life saving for them.

I have been known to rip them apart.. 



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just Czech wrote:
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Czech is mean to quilts...She puts the poor things in time out...FOR NO REASON.

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Uh ah! They deserve a time out. It is life saving for them.

I have been known to rip them apart.. 

 Now you're scaring me.

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Pretty Boy has hair plugs...

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I love you, Trudy!

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I agree. But she has a killer figure.

 Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!  I want her old body.  She's like older than me and her body looks 22!

Sorry.  That wasn't snarky.  Here's my snark.  Branjoliena.  Or however you spell it!

 Anyone remember Square Pegs?

 I do!



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I wanted to make sure everyone saw the photo of Saint West...because the world revolves around the K-K-K-Kardashians & their spawn.

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I love you, Trudy!

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Nice follow up!  LOL 



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I love you, Trudy!

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Nice follow up!  LOL 

 Well, I can actually be nice sometimes...but please don't tell anyone.

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My lips are sealed! On Tom Brady!

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My lips are sealed! On Tom Brady!

 Gisele will take care of you...

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