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lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Have you ever....

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

flan

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

C.I.P.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Every single person here knew the point you were trying to make.

flan

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

flan327 wrote:
Every single person here knew the point you were trying to make.

flan

Yes, we really do. And it's so funny when you prove her right.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Lawyerlady wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Every single person here knew the point you were trying to make.

flan
Yes, we really do. And it's so funny when you prove her right.

If that's the only source of humor in her life...

flan

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

flan327 wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Every single person here knew the point you were trying to make.

flan
Yes, we really do. And it's so funny when you prove her right.
If that's the only source of humor in her life...
flan

Don't know where you'd get the "only" from. Projecting your life onto her?

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Lawyerlady wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Every single person here knew the point you were trying to make.

flan
Yes, we really do. And it's so funny when you prove her right.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

lilyofcourse wrote:
Tried to ignore someone but they just keep following you around, trying to engage?
It's like stepping in gum.
You'd think after a while, they'd get a clue or lose interest.

When I step on gum I smoosh my shoe across the pavement and stomp and smoosh some more. It gets rid of most of it but there remains always those last bits.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Grass. Smoosh it across grass. Then you have some grass that sticks to the last bit of gum and you don't realize it's there.

Divine Geek · Guru

lilyofcourse wrote:
Tried to ignore someone but they just keep following you around, trying to engage?
It's like stepping in gum.
You'd think after a while, they'd get a clue or lose interest.

more than two years later and I still hear from my ex. I have resigned that he will never truly go away.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Grass. Smoosh it across grass. Then you have some grass that sticks to the last bit of gum and you don't realize it's there.

Or the grass sticks to the gum so now you have both gum and grass annoyers.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Divine Geek wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Tried to ignore someone but they just keep following you around, trying to engage?
It's like stepping in gum.
You'd think after a while, they'd get a clue or lose interest.
more than two years later and I still hear from my ex. I have resigned that he will never truly go away.

He is a troll.

Divine Geek · Guru

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Divine Geek wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Tried to ignore someone but they just keep following you around, trying to engage?
It's like stepping in gum.
You'd think after a while, they'd get a clue or lose interest.
more than two years later and I still hear from my ex. I have resigned that he will never truly go away.
He is a troll.

That's a lot nicer than anything I've called him.

he was in a dream of mine last night. He got shot in the head.

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Don't know what else to do.

It's sad really.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Grass. Smoosh it across grass. Then you have some grass that sticks to the last bit of gum and you don't realize it's there.
Or the grass sticks to the gum so now you have both gum and grass annoyers.

But then your shoe doesn't stick to the floor. So while you know in your mind the gum and grass are still there you don't have to feel that constant sticky tug when you walk.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Divine Geek wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Divine Geek wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Tried to ignore someone but they just keep following you around, trying to engage?
It's like stepping in gum.
You'd think after a while, they'd get a clue or lose interest.
more than two years later and I still hear from my ex. I have resigned that he will never truly go away.
He is a troll.
That's a lot nicer than anything I've called him.

he was in a dream of mine last night. He got shot in the head.

Did you shoot him?

flan

ed11563 · Guru

Divine Geek wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Divine Geek wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Tried to ignore someone but they just keep following you around, trying to engage?
It's like stepping in gum.
You'd think after a while, they'd get a clue or lose interest.
more than two years later and I still hear from my ex. I have resigned that he will never truly go away.
He is a troll.
That's a lot nicer than anything I've called him.

he was in a dream of mine last night. He got shot in the head.

Appropriate for a stalker. Don't get caught.

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Grass. Smoosh it across grass. Then you have some grass that sticks to the last bit of gum and you don't realize it's there.
Or the grass sticks to the gum so now you have both gum and grass annoyers.
But then your shoe doesn't stick to the floor. So while you know in your mind the gum and grass are still there you don't have to feel that constant sticky tug when you walk.

So what you are saying is I need some grass and I won't notice.

Well, I can see your point. biggrin

ed11563 · Guru

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Grass. Smoosh it across grass. Then you have some grass that sticks to the last bit of gum and you don't realize it's there.
Or the grass sticks to the gum so now you have both gum and grass annoyers.

The gum will be much easier to remove if you stick it in the freezer for a while.

Same thing applies to those pesky stalkers. wink

Divine Geek · Guru

flan327 wrote:
Divine Geek wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Divine Geek wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Tried to ignore someone but they just keep following you around, trying to engage?
It's like stepping in gum.
You'd think after a while, they'd get a clue or lose interest.
more than two years later and I still hear from my ex. I have resigned that he will never truly go away.
He is a troll.
That's a lot nicer than anything I've called him.

he was in a dream of mine last night. He got shot in the head.
Did you shoot him?
flan

Nope. I was sitting next to him. He was a cop again and someone came up behind him and shot him.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

lilyofcourse wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Grass. Smoosh it across grass. Then you have some grass that sticks to the last bit of gum and you don't realize it's there.
Or the grass sticks to the gum so now you have both gum and grass annoyers.
But then your shoe doesn't stick to the floor. So while you know in your mind the gum and grass are still there you don't have to feel that constant sticky tug when you walk.
So what you are saying is I need some grass and I won't notice.
Well, I can see your point.

That is EXACTLY what I am saying!

Domestic Engineer · Guru

lilyofcourse wrote:
Tried to ignore someone but they just keep following you around, trying to engage?
It's like stepping in gum.
You'd think after a while, they'd get a clue or lose interest.

Gum is better than poo. With poo, it smears and stinks.

ed11563 · Guru

Have you ever scooped up a little kid you didn't know?

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Grass. Smoosh it across grass. Then you have some grass that sticks to the last bit of gum and you don't realize it's there.
Or the grass sticks to the gum so now you have both gum and grass annoyers.
But then your shoe doesn't stick to the floor. So while you know in your mind the gum and grass are still there you don't have to feel that constant sticky tug when you walk.

Good point. Cover up that sticky annoyance! But it is still there, and I can't let it go.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Grass. Smoosh it across grass. Then you have some grass that sticks to the last bit of gum and you don't realize it's there.
Or the grass sticks to the gum so now you have both gum and grass annoyers.
But then your shoe doesn't stick to the floor. So while you know in your mind the gum and grass are still there you don't have to feel that constant sticky tug when you walk.
So what you are saying is I need some grass and I won't notice.
Well, I can see your point.
That is EXACTLY what I am saying!

You two need to get a room...in Colorado!

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Divine Geek wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Divine Geek wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Divine Geek wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Tried to ignore someone but they just keep following you around, trying to engage?
It's like stepping in gum.
You'd think after a while, they'd get a clue or lose interest.
more than two years later and I still hear from my ex. I have resigned that he will never truly go away.
He is a troll.
That's a lot nicer than anything I've called him.

he was in a dream of mine last night. He got shot in the head.
Did you shoot him?
flan
Nope. I was sitting next to him. He was a cop again and someone came up behind him and shot him.

OMG, you dreamed that?????

Divine Geek · Guru

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Divine Geek wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Divine Geek wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Divine Geek wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Tried to ignore someone but they just keep following you around, trying to engage?
It's like stepping in gum.
You'd think after a while, they'd get a clue or lose interest.
more than two years later and I still hear from my ex. I have resigned that he will never truly go away.
He is a troll.
That's a lot nicer than anything I've called him.

he was in a dream of mine last night. He got shot in the head.
Did you shoot him?
flan
Nope. I was sitting next to him. He was a cop again and someone came up behind him and shot him.
OMG, you dreamed that?????

Yes. It was quite vivid. No clue what brought that on.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

lilyofcourse wrote:
Don't know what else to do.

It's sad really.

I think it's hilarious.

You have to start a new thread just to get more attention!

flan

WYSIWYG · Guru

This was not the thread subject I imagined it would be, based on the title. I was expecting a "fluff" topic like "Have you ever...." and then the OP be a list of naughty things, like:

"
Shoplifted?
Flashed someone?
Skinny dipped?
Run a red light or stop sign without being caught?
Lied your way out of a ticket?
"

Nope. Not about that.

Slowly backing out of the thread now . . .

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

WYSIWYG wrote:
This was not the thread subject I imagined it would be, based on the title. I was expecting a "fluff" topic like "Have you ever...." and then the OP be a list of naughty things, like:

"
Shoplifted?
Flashed someone?
Skinny dipped?
Run a red light or stop sign without being caught?
Lied your way out of a ticket?
"

Nope. Not about that.

Slowly backing out of the thread now . . .

Aww..

It can be.

Shoplifted?

Yes.

Flashed someone?

Yes.

Skinny dipped?

No.

Run a red light or stop sign without being caught?

Yes.

Lied your way out of a ticket?

Yes.

And I have no idea why the font sizes are different.

-- Edited by lilyofcourse on Friday 4th of March 2016 12:36:51 AM

WYSIWYG · Guru

Okay, your thread, and you made it inclusive, so I'll answer my own questions. LOL

Shoplifted?
Yes, as a kid.

Flashed someone?
Not anyone that I wasn't "involved" with.

Skinny dipped?
Yes.

Run a red light or stop sign without being caught?
Yes.

Lied your way out of a ticket?
No.