TOTALLY GEEKED!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

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My dogs love banana chips.

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 My dogs love anything I'm eating, to the point of ridiculous - dill pickles?  Really, LOL? 

Carlee loves cucumbers and lettuce!

So DN got a puppy. Cutest little thing. But Sparkly has never been around pets, never had a dog, or kids. When they got the dog Sparkly said he wasn't cleaning up after Ava and she'd better not chew anything up. DH and I laughed because we knew this was the pre baby test. A few things have happened but last week DN got an angry call from Sparkly. He had left his ear buds for his phone on the coffee table and Ava chewed them up. She told Sparkly that she wasn't trying to defend Ava but that Sparkly needed to keep stuff like that picked up. He said Ava was going to be living in her cage. She could stay in there forever for all he cared. So she calls me on the way home upset and crying. She says she doesn't know what to do. I talk to her and tell her to relax. We talked about some options for the pup. She gets home and after awhile I get another phone call. She came home to find Sparkly and Ava eating pizza on the sofa together. So funny. Now every time she gets upset Ava runs to Sparkly. She says she doesn't understand why. I told her it's because Sparkly feeds her pizza and DN feeds her dog food. So the ear buds have been replaced and all is well. I asked Sparkly what he's going to do when they have kids and the kid tears up something of his. He said he would be putting them in the baby cage. I said, "The baby cage?" He said, "Yeah, you know, that cage that's designed to hold babies." I said, "Ohhhhh a playpen." He said, "Yes, that." I told him that when they have kids he probably should tell people he puts his child in a playpen and not a cage. I warned him other people might not think locking his baby in a "cage" is okay.

Honeys_Mom wrote:

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NJN, that's priceless!!! 

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 I think so!  He's adjusted well to the pup.  When they have a baby it will be a big adjustment but he will do well.  We have no doubt.

weltschmerz wrote:

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 I've seen this before!  Sparkly isn't this clueless!

Divine Geek wrote:

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I say that's one reason I like my dog over having a kid. When the dog annoys me, I put him in his crate. You do that to a kid, you get the cops called on you

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 That is true!

Carlee just ate broccoli and quinoa. 

Divine Geek wrote:

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I say that's one reason I like my dog over having a kid. When the dog annoys me, I put him in his crate. You do that to a kid, you get the cops called on you

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We had a decent portable (folding) playpen. When a kid was overtired, and just wouldn't go to sleep, and was screaming .. 

Kid in playpen, parent can step outside until the noise subsides.

 

My SIL on the other hand, made a cover for her son's playpen, complete with PADLOCKS because, otherwise her son would climb out, go into his dad's office and put all the papers on the floor.

Oh, and she NEVER  spoke calmly to him, she SCREAMED AT HIM          ALLL        THE      TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

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I wonder if my dog knows how ridiculous he looks to humans wrapped in a Disney princess blanket lying in his doggie bed?

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 Yes, and he doesn't care 😀

My dad's lab has claimed my Christmas bear from 2014. He sleeps with it on the couch

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

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Divine Geek wrote:

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My dad's lab has claimed my Christmas bear from 2014. He sleeps with it on the couch

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 LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

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OMG how cute is that?

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That's cuter than cute!

What a sweet dog!