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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

This about sums up Checz relation after a long roller coaster ride in life topped off by a glass or 10 of wine.

I'm starting to feal rliafk...watevr


 My cherry has been popped!!!

Best sleep ever last night. biggrin



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chef wrote:
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That's hilarious! Let's see, what can we say that he won't even have the option to log in and call us stupid about?????

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That Hillary is the best choice ever for president?

Can you imagine the aneurysm?


LL and chef speaking of husker.



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Lawyerlady wrote:
This rabbi is lucky they don't still burn people at the stake for heresy.



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FNW wrote:

Climate change has been occurring since the formation of earth, way before man and industrialization. And liberals.


 Bwaahaahaaa!



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From MM: A partner doesn't watch you struggle and say "you can quit the thing you like" as a way of helping. A true partner rolls up his sleeves and gets dirty and actually, you know, HELPS!

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When discussing the proper way to eat grapes:

 

Oughttabeworking wrote:

You are all wrong. Everyone know you eat them from a wine glass...


 



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yes yes yes! hahaha!

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Regarding Husker's absence:

Cheerios:

I understood he just stopped coming?


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TrudyML:


Oh, man. He has ED?



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Lexxy wrote:

Regarding Husker's absence:

Cheerios:

I understood he just stopped coming?


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TrudyML:


Oh, man. He has ED?


 **snort** biggrin



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Honeys_Mom wrote:
Lexxy wrote:

Regarding Husker's absence:

Cheerios:

I understood he just stopped coming?


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TrudyML:


Oh, man. He has ED?


 **snort** biggrin


 lmao.gif   I'm going to tell.. (sing songy voice) Bwahahaha



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just Czech wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Lexxy wrote:

Regarding Husker's absence:

Cheerios:

I understood he just stopped coming?


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TrudyML:


Oh, man. He has ED?


 **snort** biggrin


 lmao.gif   I'm going to tell.. (sing songy voice) Bwahahaha


 While you're tattling on us (LOL), please tell him that some of us miss him.  



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Give Me Grand's!

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Honeys_Mom wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Lexxy wrote:

Regarding Husker's absence:

Cheerios:

I understood he just stopped coming?


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TrudyML:


Oh, man. He has ED?


 **snort** biggrin


 lmao.gif   I'm going to tell.. (sing songy voice) Bwahahaha


 While you're tattling on us (LOL), please tell him that some of us miss him.  


 I told him that a few weeks ago.

Mind you, he has been very busy.



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What HM said. Tell him to get back here.

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just Czech wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
Lexxy wrote:

Regarding Husker's absence:

Cheerios:

I understood he just stopped coming?


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TrudyML:


Oh, man. He has ED?


 **snort** biggrin


 lmao.gif   I'm going to tell.. (sing songy voice) Bwahahaha


 While you're tattling on us (LOL), please tell him that some of us miss him.  


 I told him that a few weeks ago.

Mind you, he has been very busy.


 Karl and I could use some backup.



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Honeys_Mom wrote:
IT'S ME!!!
I love earrings.


VetteGirl wrote:
Dangling or studs?

Honeys_Mom wrote:
Dangling, with the hook through the ear!

Southern_Belle wrote:
Where else would the hook go?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Ohfour wrote:

Honeys_Mom wrote:
IT'S ME!!!
I love earrings.


VetteGirl wrote:
Dangling or studs?

Honeys_Mom wrote:
Dangling, with the hook through the ear!

Southern_Belle wrote:
Where else would the hook go?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


 The operative word was HOOK as opposed to STUD.

Don't get me wrong, I love studs.  Just not in my ears....biggrin



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There are a whole lot more places you can stick a stud!

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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Lindley wrote:
That really stinks Czech. I hope the paint sticks better this time.

I bet that is what Hillary thinks each time she throws another false allegation at Trump.

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Cheerios4606 wrote: Have I mentioned I like tassels and fringe fringe? I think they are sexy!

Lawyerlady: I so hope your Santa sends you nipple tassels.

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BWAH HAHA HAHA HAHA!!!!!

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I'm a 71-er, DF is a 65-er so it's a constant battle, but he's usually nice and keeps it up for me

~Vette

You go girl!

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Tignanello wrote:

We're not taking Miley.




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My dog name is Sasha, too!

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Oh4:

Donald for the win! Hillary for the fetal position

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lilyofcourse wrote:
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Think I'll wear one.

Then stick idiots with it when they want a hug.


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outabeworking wrote:

Best comment ever!



-- Edited by Tinydancer on Tuesday 15th of November 2016 12:29:28 PM

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My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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Well.

Look at that.

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Lily:

I don't believe in atheists, therefore, they don't exist.

So it doesn't matter what some fictional character says in a story.

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Sigh, I miss the snazzy comments of our Geeks.

Surely someone has said something witty.

And I'm tired of seeing December 23rd up at the top!

Sorry, FNW. ;)

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I think that's called a butt plug. And no. All y'all will not convince me to order you one on Amazon. No matter how funny you think it would be.

Tig on the pacifier issues with the female libs.

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Lawyerlady wrote: Being a reformed Coke addict, I can tell you that once you kick it - it does not taste as good.

 



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In the "Dear Daughter - here is why I didn't march on January 22nd." thread, just Czech wrote:

Ah, those women did not represent ME. NOT MY MARCH!

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In response to whether you would leave the plane after the pilot went on a rant:


I would have been off that plane faster than Hillary can delete email!

WYSIWYG

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Woohoo! I made the HoF!

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Twice now.

 

WYSIWYG wrote:

I never watch these stupid things. If anything mention-worthy happens, like them flubbing the call for Best Picture, we hear about it later. All the rest is just ego stroking grandstanding.

It's almost like a public group masturbation orgy on stage, only it's egos that are being stroked instead of each others privates.

"Oh, Oh, oh, Ohhh, OHHHH, Oh Oh Oh, Oh gawd - I won!"


 



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hahahaha! oh yeah... that one is a keeper!

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And - I take a bow!

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A fame-worthy quote:

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A public figure honors his wife and people take offense?

Slap my balls and kiss my schitlin's.


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Give Me Grand's!

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Oh my! Missed this!

Thanks, HM. :)

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Hey look! I made the list twice! Once with a butt plug comment .... :P

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You guys still aren't going to get me to order sex toys online. Never know where those suckers might show up.

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Tignanello wrote:

You guys still aren't going to get me to order sex toys online. Never know where those suckers might show up.


BEST MESSAGEBOARD STORY OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! 



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I guess I missed that story....

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Cheerios4606 wrote:

Meanwhile, here I sit longing for the day we all give up using GG DH DSS HHS etc... and start using actual words like Sloppy Son, Hunky Husband, and Dipchit Daughter.

 

 

TRUTH! ROTF!



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I drink coffee so I don't kill you.

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Do you see a theme?

Faith isn't something that keeps bad things from happening. Faith is what helps us get through bad things when they do happen.

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Lawyerlady wrote: Lindley wrote: I don't mind the age, I just wish I had my 20 yr old body back. Exactly. That's the part the sucks.

 

The only thing golden, in our Golden years, is our pee.



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OMG! Vette in response to DG saying she stayed late at the office so someone else could go home early:

"DG you are way to frikkin nice. I would have made like a fetus and bust out of that mother. "

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OMG! Vette in response to DG saying she stayed late at the office so someone else could go home early:

"DG you are way to frikkin nice. I would have made like a fetus and bust out of that mother. "


  missed that



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jlbear 71 wrote:

"The biggest problem with Mom is that she is
so far up my ass that I may need a colonoscopy
to get her off me"

Oh the imagery!



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Vette wrote ~

"I would love to have a claw tub that would be so cool. Something tells me that DH wouldn't be into that though, he tends not to like awesome things"

Then how did he get you?????


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Momala wrote:



Vette wrote ~

"I would love to have a claw tub that would be so cool. Something tells me that DH wouldn't be into that though, he tends not to like awesome things"

Then how did he get you?????


 Perfect!



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