This constant fatigue is going to be the death of me.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
For those who are truly gluten intolerant, I mean no offense. I just find this guy hilarious.
My son is gluten intolerant but this guy is hilarious. I haven't watched it yet but I'm sure it's funny.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
Why is it when you have money and a whole day to shop that you can't find anything?
Murphy's law.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
Why is it when you have money and a whole day to shop that you can't find anything?
Murphy's law.
I even had a DH with a willingness to spend money today.
Oh you poor thing. You must be sick or something.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
Ok. So next time, you turn to them and say "really? That's so interesting. I'm (insert religion of your choice)".
Then just stare at them like you are so happy to share that moment.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
We took our friends to the country...tons of antique stores. I found THE perfect lamp shades. Except they were $125 EACH!!!! I did NOT get the lampshades....
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America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome...
We took our friends to the country...tons of antique stores. I found THE perfect lamp shades. Except they were $125 EACH!!!! I did NOT get the lampshades....
We took our friends to the country...tons of antique stores. I found THE perfect lamp shades. Except they were $125 EACH!!!! I did NOT get the lampshades....
Why do I feel a ping of jealousy?
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Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
Dragging my DD and her boyfriend to the seamstress tomorrow so he can order his tux for prom and she can get her dress hemmed. Prom isn't until April 30 but they don't have any other time off. Best part - they want to get there when it opens. At 8am.
-- Edited by Mellow Momma on Friday 25th of March 2016 10:59:47 PM
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Out of all the lies I have told, "just kidding" is my favorite !
Dragging my DD and her boyfriend to the seamstress tomorrow so he can order his tux for prom and she can get her dress hemmed. Prom isn't until April 30 but they don't have any other time off. Best part - they want to get there when it opens. At 8am.
-- Edited by Mellow Momma on Friday 25th of March 2016 10:59:47 PM