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Wait? I'm not in the wedding? Phffft!

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Trudy. Of course but I expect freshly shaved pits!

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Where is it, Mary, so I can start growing my hair out and crash the event!

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Ha! It's the Crowne plaza on the beach. You could get highlights it would be perfect for beach pits!

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I'd have to make sure my pit hair is colored red, to look more natural.

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Ooh pretty!
Trudy you can have beach pits too!

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Beach pits! Eh, just gonna wear flip flops!

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That's ok. Shoes are optional. Bras too!

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lilyofcourse wrote:
flan327 wrote:

What if she has a mustache? (Some women do.) What about acne scars? Tattoos?

Those things are MUCH more visible than a little fuzz.

flan


 Mustache?  Wax it.

Acne scars? Those can not be helped but they can be minimized. 

Tattoos? Make up.


 Not happening.

flan



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flan327 wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
flan327 wrote:

What if she has a mustache? (Some women do.) What about acne scars? Tattoos?

Those things are MUCH more visible than a little fuzz.

flan


 Mustache?  Wax it.

Acne scars? Those can not be helped but they can be minimized. 

Tattoos? Make up.


 Not happening.

flan


Sometimes, that's not an option...some places make you cover your tats... 



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Ohfour wrote:
flan327 wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
flan327 wrote:

What if she has a mustache? (Some women do.) What about acne scars? Tattoos?

Those things are MUCH more visible than a little fuzz.

flan


 Mustache?  Wax it.

Acne scars? Those can not be helped but they can be minimized. 

Tattoos? Make up.


 Not happening.

flan


Sometimes, that's not an option...some places make you cover your tats... 


 No library that I've ever worked in.

flan



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Mary Zombie wrote:

That's ok. Shoes are optional. Bras too!


 Nobody wants to see that. LOL

flan



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flan327 wrote:
Ohfour wrote:
flan327 wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
flan327 wrote:

What if she has a mustache? (Some women do.) What about acne scars? Tattoos?

Those things are MUCH more visible than a little fuzz.

flan


 Mustache?  Wax it.

Acne scars? Those can not be helped but they can be minimized. 

Tattoos? Make up.


 Not happening.

flan


Sometimes, that's not an option...some places make you cover your tats... 


 No library that I've ever worked in.

flan


 We're talking about a wedding. Would you refuse to be in a wedding if you had to cover your tats?



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Do your bewbs hang low do they wobble too and fro can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow...

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Mary Zombie wrote:

Do your bewbs hang low do they wobble too and fro can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow...


 Yes..and yes...and no...and no

flan



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Ohfour wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Ohfour wrote:
flan327 wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
flan327 wrote:

What if she has a mustache? (Some women do.) What about acne scars? Tattoos?

Those things are MUCH more visible than a little fuzz.

flan


 Mustache?  Wax it.

Acne scars? Those can not be helped but they can be minimized. 

Tattoos? Make up.


 Not happening.

flan


Sometimes, that's not an option...some places make you cover your tats... 


 No library that I've ever worked in.

flan


 We're talking about a wedding. Would you refuse to be in a wedding if you had to cover your tats?


 Let's see...I was the MOG twice with no problems.

flan



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flan327 wrote:
Ohfour wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Ohfour wrote:
flan327 wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
flan327 wrote:

What if she has a mustache? (Some women do.) What about acne scars? Tattoos?

Those things are MUCH more visible than a little fuzz.

flan


 Mustache?  Wax it.

Acne scars? Those can not be helped but they can be minimized. 

Tattoos? Make up.


 Not happening.

flan


Sometimes, that's not an option...some places make you cover your tats... 


 No library that I've ever worked in.

flan


 We're talking about a wedding. Would you refuse to be in a wedding if you had to cover your tats?


 Let's see...I was the MOG twice with no problems.

flan


 Just saying, some places would make you cover them up...



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If my friend refused to cover a tat for my wedding and pictures, they wouldn't be in my wedding party.



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I doubt I'd ask anyone to cover tats for a wedding - that's part of who they are.

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My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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And if you had visible tattoos at the places I worked, you didn't get hired. Period.

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DR had to cover her tats in order to get married in the church she wanted to get married in. So did the attendants...

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