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Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

RE: Ding Dong!

Mary Zombie · Guru

I'll have a filthy dirty vodka martini with extra olives please!

Lindley · Guru

I'll take a cosmo and a shrimp ****tail.🍸

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I'll take a margarita!

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

I'll have a glass of wine, please. :)

Red, sweet, slides smoothly down the throat, like silk, please. :)

Tangerine · Guru

I'll take a margarita, please. And pass the chips and salsa.

FNW · Guru

Lexxy wrote:
FNW wrote:
It's a crime to dilute alcohol with anything.
Hard core biotch here!

You betcha!

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Lexxy wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Night train anyone?

Lily is trying to kill us!
It was horrible. But it was cheap and effective.
What about grain in either a watermelon or mixed with punch? That would numb your mouth & knock you on your azz.

I used to have a circle of friends and once a year we would make glugg, hint with grain alcohol. Had to drive to Rhode Island to buy the grain.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Momala wrote:
Ohfour and Fort Worth Mom - I'll bring a bottle of Gentleman Jack we can share - smoothest bourbon I've ever tasted

I'll also bring bottles of my homemade Bailey's, Kahlua, Cointreau, and Amaretto. Pah-tee!

OMG you do not Make your own Cointreau! Next year that is what I want in my SS gift, please take note.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

VetteGirl wrote:
I don't drink anymore but I'll take an iced tea!

OMFG so you will be the designated driver??? Do I need to bring up the stories of your driving while sober????

FNW · Guru

I like Gentleman's Jack!!!!

I was raised on JD. My parents used to give it to me when I had a cold. A shot in warm lemonade. I hated it, and used to ask to drink each one separately.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

FNW wrote:
I like Gentleman's Jack!!!!

I was raised on JD. My parents used to give it to me when I had a cold. A shot in warm lemonade. I hated it, and used to ask to drink each one separately.

Sounds like a good story, dysfunctional like, to me!

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

FNW wrote:
I like Gentleman's Jack!!!!

I was raised on JD. My parents used to give it to me when I had a cold. A shot in warm lemonade. I hated it, and used to ask to drink each one separately.

So your parents gave you a shot of jack with a lemonade chaser?

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

FNW wrote:
I like Gentleman's Jack!!!!

I was raised on JD. My parents used to give it to me when I had a cold. A shot in warm lemonade. I hated it, and used to ask to drink each one separately.

Whiskey and rock candy.

That's what pawpaw would take.

FNW · Guru

Southern_Belle wrote:
FNW wrote:
I like Gentleman's Jack!!!!

I was raised on JD. My parents used to give it to me when I had a cold. A shot in warm lemonade. I hated it, and used to ask to drink each one separately.
So your parents gave you a shot of jack with a lemonade chaser?

I wish. No, they'd heat up the glass of lemonade and pour the JD into it.

Ohfour · Hooker

FNW wrote:
I like Gentleman's Jack!!!!

I was raised on JD. My parents used to give it to me when I had a cold. A shot in warm lemonade. I hated it, and used to ask to drink each one separately.

I was raised the same way. Any wonder why I drink? Lol!

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

You know, I wonder if i can still find some moonshine around these parts?

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

lilyofcourse wrote:
You know, I wonder if i can still find some moonshine around these parts?

Lots of moonshine stores around here.

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

I'm talking about what you get in the hills.

Ohfour · Hooker

lilyofcourse wrote:
You know, I wonder if i can still find some moonshine around these parts?

Oh, you can get it here. Apple pie is a favorite. You have to drive by the three legged dog and the banjo player to buy it though. You can buy it by the gallon (in an actual plastic milk carton), or by the pint in a mason jar. And the guy that sells it hasn't washed his fingernails since 1983.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Ohfour wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
You know, I wonder if i can still find some moonshine around these parts?

Oh, you can get it here. Apple pie is a favorite. You have to drive by the three legged dog and the banjo player to buy it though. You can buy it by the gallon (in an actual plastic milk carton), or by the pint in a mason jar. And the guy that sells it hasn't washed his fingernails since 1983.

Well, the grain alcohol kills all the bacteria underneath those nails,so no worries.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

FNW wrote:
Southern_Belle wrote:
FNW wrote:
I like Gentleman's Jack!!!!

I was raised on JD. My parents used to give it to me when I had a cold. A shot in warm lemonade. I hated it, and used to ask to drink each one separately.
So your parents gave you a shot of jack with a lemonade chaser?
I wish. No, they'd heat up the glass of lemonade and pour the JD into it.

Oh my gosh.

The cold/sore throat remedy was...

Bourdon, lemon juice, onions, and honey.

Cook up the onion first, fish out the onion, and save the juice.

Add the honey, lemon juice and bourbon, and simmer for a couple of minutes.

Old Polish recipe.

It worked! wink

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

If that stuff is distilled right, it's the best stuff ever.

If not, then you know why it's called white lightning.

Divine Geek · Guru

I will take a margarita. On the rocks, no salt.

And pass over those mushrooms IKWTDS!

Vette · Owl drink to that!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
VetteGirl wrote:
I don't drink anymore but I'll take an iced tea!
OMFG so you will be the designated driver??? Do I need to bring up the stories of your driving while sober????

Hey! I'm 30 now you know, older, wiser...

Still can't drive worth a damn but I'm older and wiser!

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

VetteGirl wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
VetteGirl wrote:
I don't drink anymore but I'll take an iced tea!
OMFG so you will be the designated driver??? Do I need to bring up the stories of your driving while sober????
Hey! I'm 30 now you know, older, wiser...
Still can't drive worth a damn but I'm older and wiser!

She can't be the designated driver. How on earth would we all fit in a Corvette?

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Should I feel "neglected" because my parents didn't give me booze as a child?

flan

Tinydancer · Guru

No. You have enough other reasons to feel neglected by your parents from all you said on here.

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

flan327 wrote:
Should I feel "neglected" because my parents didn't give me booze as a child?

flan

Why would you?

FNW · Guru

There's alcohol in cold medicines. At least there was in adult medicines, and growing up, I don't think they made "children's" medicines. Dad just made his own. It tasted horrible, too, but I slept well.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

lilyofcourse wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Should I feel "neglected" because my parents didn't give me booze as a child?

flan
Why would you?

Do I need to start posting "Dear Lily: This is a JOKE?"

flan

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

flan327 wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Should I feel "neglected" because my parents didn't give me booze as a child?

flan
Why would you?

Do I need to start posting "Dear Lily: This is a JOKE?"
flan

It really wasn't funny.

Tinydancer · Guru

I don't think it was a joke. More like a jab because someone else's parents gave them liquor as a child.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Lawyerlady wrote:
flan327 wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Should I feel "neglected" because my parents didn't give me booze as a child?

flan
Why would you?

Do I need to start posting "Dear Lily: This is a JOKE?"
flan
It really wasn't funny.

Okey dokey!

flan

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Tinydancer wrote:
I don't think it was a joke. More like a jab because someone else's parents gave them liquor as a child.

Or someone trying to spoil the fun everyone is having.

But we won't let that happen.

It's morning! Mimosas for all!

Ohfour · Hooker

Lawyerlady wrote:
Tinydancer wrote:
I don't think it was a joke. More like a jab because someone else's parents gave them liquor as a child.
Or someone trying to spoil the fun everyone is having.

But we won't let that happen.

It's morning! Mimosas for all!

I'll have a spicy bloody Mary, please! With olives and celery!

Divine Geek · Guru

I'll take a mimosa, or 4 :)

An aside, my parents gave us alcohol as kids, a sip of their beer or champagne at a celebration. And there was liquor in the house, not locked up, just on the shelf. Honestly, I think that was good. They never made alcohol some rare forbidden fruit. So I was never tempted by it as a form of rebellion. It was no big deal.

Tinydancer · Guru

Yum. A mimosa for breakfast!

FNW · Guru

Divine Geek wrote:
I'll take a mimosa, or 4 :)

An aside, my parents gave us alcohol as kids, a sip of their beer or champagne at a celebration. And there was liquor in the house, not locked up, just on the shelf. Honestly, I think that was good. They never made alcohol some rare forbidden fruit. So I was never tempted by it as a form of rebellion. It was no big deal.

Sounds like how we grew up, too. By 13 or 14, I was given my own glass of wine at holiday family meals, too.

FNW · Guru

I really didn't take it as a jab, but if it was meh. I don't see anything wrong with letting children taste alcohol. Even our church recommended we have the boys drink wine (at home) before their First Communion so it wouldn't be such a shock.

Lexxy · My dog name is Sasha, too!

FNW wrote:
Divine Geek wrote:
I'll take a mimosa, or 4 :)

An aside, my parents gave us alcohol as kids, a sip of their beer or champagne at a celebration. And there was liquor in the house, not locked up, just on the shelf. Honestly, I think that was good. They never made alcohol some rare forbidden fruit. So I was never tempted by it as a form of rebellion. It was no big deal.
Sounds like how we grew up, too. By 13 or 14, I was given my own glass of wine at holiday family meals, too.

Same here.

I'll have a spicy bloody mary please.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

FNW wrote:
I really didn't take it as a jab, but if it was meh. I don't see anything wrong with letting children taste alcohol. Even our church recommended we have the boys drink wine (at home) before their First Communion so it wouldn't be such a shock.

It wasn't a jab. I just found it interesting, since that wasn't the way I grew up.

I don't think I ever saw Mom drink & Dad...maybe an occasional beer?

flan

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

We did have alcohol in the house. My parents didn't drink.

But my grandparents and great grandparents did.

I was around 12 when I got the wrong glass of daiquiri at a family gathering.

It was yummy.

There wasn't a fuss made.

I picked up my mawmaw's instead of mine. They were right there together.

FNW · Guru

My mother is a lightweight. She's so much a lightweight, she feels drunk even if she hasn't had a drink. An example....at a family party, she was sitting with a glass of something...bourbon or something. The glass was on the table untouched, and she was chatting with my aunt. When wasn't looking, I said to my cousin, "watch this"...then I drank it and put the glass back. A minute or two later my mom reached for the glass, saw that it was empty, and said, "oh my, I think this drink has gone to my head!"

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Oh wow!

That's funny!

Mary Zombie · Guru

Hahaha FNW. My mom was a lightweight too. One drinkiepoo as she called it and she was really really happy.

I have several bottles of red wine and martinis fixins at home but haven't been feeling it lately lol. What's wrong with me??

Lexxy · My dog name is Sasha, too!

Mary Zombie wrote:
Hahaha FNW. My mom was a lightweight too. One drinkiepoo as she called it and she was really really happy.

I have several bottles of red wine and martinis fixins at home but haven't been feeling it lately lol. What's wrong with me??

Lurve!!

TrudyML · Guru

Mary Zombie wrote:
Hahaha FNW. My mom was a lightweight too. One drinkiepoo as she called it and she was really really happy.

I have several bottles of red wine and martinis fixins at home but haven't been feeling it lately lol. What's wrong with me??

*slap* Snap outta it!