When people mumble and don't speak clearly so you have to ask them to repeat themselves, and then when they do, they mumble it again. If I can't understand you the first time I'm not going to understand you the second time unless you enunciate or raise your voice or make some sort of effort to be understood!
On the flip side of low talkers people who can't hear sh.ite and keep asking me to get louder. Sorry I am Not screaming inside in my office. If you're to hard of hearing to conduct business get a hearing aid and or bring someone to assist you. Ugh
-- Edited by Mary Zombie on Monday 23rd of May 2016 12:42:50 PM
As a spin off of low talkers I hate when people hold their cell phone against their shoulder or whatever it is they are doing so they are impossible to understand. I have several clients, all male for that matter, that do this when they call. I assume they are driving or otherwise doing something else & have their phone trapped by their chin & shoulder.
People who complain or are negative ALL. THE. TIME.
Anyone blowing their nose in a restaurant anywhere but the bathroom.
People holding up traffic in the passing lane.
Computer generated calls.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
When people mumble and don't speak clearly so you have to ask them to repeat themselves, and then when they do, they mumble it again. If I can't understand you the first time I'm not going to understand you the second time unless you enunciate or raise your voice or make some sort of effort to be understood!
And then they get all pushed out of shape and ask if YOU are hard of hearing...
Or when someone is telling you something and they turn away from you.
Had a boss that was bad about that.
He'd always give instructions as he was walking away.
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I only mention this because I saw it at a Walmart recently.
I would never say anything to the person guilty of doing it, but, visible underwear. That's one of my pet peeves, it's just wrong on so many levels. How hard is it to not wear blue underwear and white pants? And if you have to wear visible undergarments, ladies, could you at least make it matching colors so my OCD won't twitch? Don't wear a bright red bra under that white blouse with those white pants hiding, but not really, those blue panties.
When people mumble and don't speak clearly so you have to ask them to repeat themselves, and then when they do, they mumble it again. If I can't understand you the first time I'm not going to understand you the second time unless you enunciate or raise your voice or make some sort of effort to be understood!
And then they get all pushed out of shape and ask if YOU are hard of hearing...
Dh and my 8 year old are THE WORST at this. They get all annoyed when I ask them to repeat themselves for the third time.
My thesis advisor telling me I'm "almost done" and then sending a million changes. Damn thing is up to about a zillion pages at this point and has been "almost done" for 2 months.
My thesis advisor telling me I'm "almost done" and then sending a million changes. Damn thing is up to about a zillion pages at this point and has been "almost done" for 2 months.
I only mention this because I saw it at a Walmart recently.
I would never say anything to the person guilty of doing it, but, visible underwear. That's one of my pet peeves, it's just wrong on so many levels. How hard is it to not wear blue underwear and white pants? And if you have to wear visible undergarments, ladies, could you at least make it matching colors so my OCD won't twitch? Don't wear a bright red bra under that white blouse with those white pants hiding, but not really, those blue panties.
People that send you stupid jokes or crap via email or post it on Facebook then pester you about whether you viewed it or not. No, i didn't cuz i didnt want to watch that video you sent me or whatever!
People that send you stupid jokes or crap via email or post it on Facebook then pester you about whether you viewed it or not. No, i didn't cuz i didnt want to watch that video you sent me or whatever!
Constantly asking me questions about stuff you should damn well know because you can't be bothered to think for 2 seconds. News flash - there IS such a thing as a stupid question.
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I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
I was calling our vision insurance to check on a claim that had been denied. The computerized voice kept insisting that she could help me & I knew that my question was a bit complicated. Many times, when you press "0" you get a LIVE human being.
I pressed "0"...more than once, after rejecting her offers of help.
She finally said, "Ma'am, there is no need to press buttons."
Noisy eaters.
Noisy breathers.
Black leggings / nylons and white shoes.
People who literally drag their feet.
Press 1 for English.
People who get too close (in my personal space).
Drivers in this city, all of them!
I was calling our vision insurance to check on a claim that had been denied. The computerized voice kept insisting that she could help me & I knew that my question was a bit complicated. Many times, when you press "0" you get a LIVE human being.
I pressed "0"...more than once, after rejecting her offers of help.
She finally said, "Ma'am, there is no need to press buttons."
Group texts where two people go into an unrelated conversation with each other.
I hate group texts in general. Especially during the night. Nothing like having one's phone suddenly start going off every few seconds with a new text.
I was calling our vision insurance to check on a claim that had been denied. The computerized voice kept insisting that she could help me & I knew that my question was a bit complicated. Many times, when you press "0" you get a LIVE human being.
I pressed "0"...more than once, after rejecting her offers of help.
She finally said, "Ma'am, there is no need to press buttons."
YES, I WAS SCOLDED by a COMPUTER.
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That made me giggle.
Good. I literally was sitting with my mouth hanging open...
I hate that stupid thing that goes around on FB saying "i have lots of friends but am cleaning out my friends so you have to copy and paste this into your home page, you can't just share it" uh-huh. DELETE
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